insane lady

Replace Ophelia with Lady Macbeth and suddenly Hamlet becomes a much shorter play
  • Hamlet: To be or not to be -
  • LM: so have you killed your uncle yet
  • Hamlet: What? No, I’m suffering through a complex moral dilemma and grappling with my own mortality right now.
  • LM: Oh, right.
  • Hamlet: Whether tis nobler in the mind -
  • LM: because you know if you kill him, you’ll become king
  • Hamlet: What?
  • LM: and I’ll become queen
  • Hamlet: Wait, where are you going with that knife?
  • LM: brb
Zhang Yixing//Sovereign - Part 1


Summary:
Two kingdoms are at war with another, and being the illegitimate warrior, wildcard princess, you’re appointed to the war council - along with the youngest prince of your allied country, Prince Yixing. He’s arrogant, believes he knows best no matter what - but you’re exactly the same. (1/ 2/ 3/ 4/ 5/ 6/ 7/ 8)
Scenario: Royalty!AU 
Word Count: 2,823

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So there’s literally nothing in Amanda’s vision that wasn’t horrifying, up to and including the yellow flowers. I like the colour yellow a lot more post-Dirk Gently and I resent the idea that I could be taught to hate it. What’s the deal with the yellow flowers, Max. Why is Amanda seeing them. But also.

You’ve got a single smirking Priest turning into a swirling vortex of multiple smaller smirking Priests.

Panto lying peacefully in a bed of leaves and yellow flowers, presumably having a well-deserved nap rather than being actually dead.

A beautifully dishevelled Dirk with his tie hanging loosely around his neck, looking utterly terrified in a Wendimoor room filled with yellow flowers.

This nightmarish hellspawn, which I think looks like Susie but I’m not sure because I’m genuinely terrible at facial recognition. Not sure if anyone else wants to weigh in here?

The Mage dressed in the costume from the mural. Or cosplaying as Terry Pratchett’s Rincewind. One of the two. He’s a Wizzard with two Z’s.

Queen Susie looking batshit insane, hot damn, Lady Macbeth ain’t got nothing on her. Out, damned fucking spot.

And a gang of knights marching under the D sign rather than the K sign, and there’s only one character whose name starts with that letter (yes it could be the Dengdamor family but can you imagine if Dirk ends up with an army of his own and he has no clue what to do with it).

MY BUS!!

On my bus you never know what’s going to happen
1. There’s a guy who sits in the back, we call him the Candy Man. Nobody knows his real name, I don’t even think the bus driver does. He brings two bags every day. One full of his school supplies, and another full of candy. During the bus ride, he’ll throw candy at random people.
2. Our bus driver is an old, insanely sweet old lady. She’s amazing and I love her to death but she has no backbone. She yells at the kids when they’re wayyyy too crazy, but they yell back and then she gives up. Recently, she’s been throwing paperclips at us.
3. One afternoon, it was really hot and the A/C was broken so everyone was hot and sweaty. One kid yelled at the bus driver to turn off the heat, she said sorry she couldn’t control the sun. The kids reaction was to take off his shirt. Then a ton of other guys followed, and then pants came off. Long story short, by the time I got off the bus, over half of the kids were in their underwear and one boys clothes had been torn off his body by the jerkface kids in the back.
4. One morning, a guy yelled “WHO WANTS BREAKFAST” and everyone cheered so this kid started throwing waffles, pancakes, packets of syrup, handfuls of cereal, cereal bars, packets of oatmeal, water bottles, and bread all over the bus.
5. Every Friday, about 15 kids work together to draw a giant p*nis across all the windows
6. There’s a phone throwing competition once a month where all the kids throw their phones at the bus driver. Whoever wins escapes a write up because all the losers of the competition cover for them.

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 Her face, Brienne thought. Her face was so strong and handsome, her skin so smooth and soft. “Lady Catelyn?” Tears filled her eyes. “They said… they said that you were dead.”    “She is,” said Thoros of Myr. “The Freys slashed her throat from ear to ear. When we found her by the river she was three days dead. Harwin begged me to give her the kiss of life, but it had been too long. I would not do it, so Lord Beric put his lips to hers instead, and the flame of life passed from him to her.”

BTS as F.R.I.E.N.D.S Characters

Seokjin: Joey

Originally posted by regular-love

  • How you doin’
  • serving visuals since ‘92
  • pure at heart
  • has probably done an insanely embarrassing advertisement sometime 
  • Ladies love him
  • But he loves food
  • JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD


Namjoon: Ross

Originally posted by jacindyyy

  • the intellectual of the group
  • a softie
  • the kind of guy that would love the same girl for 10 seasons
  • also the kind of guy that would get stuck in his leather pants
  • and not count mississipilesly at the spray tan place
  • he likes big butts and he cannot lie
  • PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT


Yoongi: Chandler

Originally posted by friendsthetvshow

  • sarcasm level 1826
  • actually really intelligent 
  • probably would need help breaking up with someone
  • most likely to struggle with an addiction at some point
  • goes to return the chick, returns with said chick and a duck
  • “I’m not so good with the advice. May i interest you in a sarcastic comment?”


Hoseok: Monica

Originally posted by sandandglass

  • very kind and caring
  • friendly
  • supportive
  • loves her friends so much
  • a little shy about flirting?
  • “whats the worst thing that could happen?” “he could see me?!”
  • insert THE ROUTINE
  • my sope heart omg


Jimin: Rachel

Originally posted by addicted-to-friends

  • the one that everyone wants to be or be with
  • what a gorgeous specimen
  • has a long list of admirers
  • gets along with almost everyone
  • a nice person in general
  • but if you get on her bad side
  • prepare to die
  • sass queen


Taehyung: Phoebe

Originally posted by sandandglass

  • PHOE-V
  • a little odd
  • but so loveable and intelligent
  • has a different way of looking at everything
  • family is a priority
  • very compassionate
  • may or may not be an alien


Jungkook: Mike

Originally posted by charlie-pippin-faraday

  • #1 shy boi
  • quirky yet cute
  • musically talented
  • athletic
  • childlike
  • but also mature?
  • the only person anywhere near as unique as phoebe

A/N: requests are open for scenarios, reactions, imagines & mtls :)

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13 Going on 30 (Part 4)

Summary: When your 13th birthday party goes awry, and you make a life changing wish - you wake up to discover you’ve flash forwarded 17 years ahead.

A/N: Shit gets real in this part. Lemme know what you guys thought about for this one! also yes ma’am let’s admire the beauty of this gif

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

@spidweeb you’re an absolute saint, and thank you again for all the help. 

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Wildest Dreams // Part 1

Summary: Nesta has finally gotten the chance to get away from her small hometown of Prythian, and move to the big city of New York. She knows it won’t be easy to adjust to this new, independent life of hers, especially with an overprotective boyfriend constantly stressing her out. Cassian has lived in the city for a little less than a year, along with the rest of his Inner Circle of friends, and life couldn’t be better. When Nesta moves into the apartment next door though, many things change.

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Nesta let out a loud grunt as she dropped the last three boxes out of her arms and onto the spotless wood floors of her new apartment. Feyre and Elain walked through the door and both collapsed on the couch set up by the large windows overlooking the city. Both sisters looked exhausted, and Nesta wiped the sweat from her forehead as she collapsed in between them on the soft cushions.

“Well…” Nesta started, looking around at the open space of the room. It was so much bigger than their small house in Prythian, one in which they all had to share a room. “It will take some getting used to, but I like it.”

Elain smiled and turned behind her to look out the window.

“You have an amazing view,” she murmured, lost in thought as she gazed out over the city.

Nesta had to admit, this apartment truly was incredible. The living room—which they were currently in—had an entire wall covered with floor to ceiling windows, giving the perfect view of New York City. Central park was only 5 blocks away, and having the corner apartment meant that she didn’t have to deal with neighbors on both sides of her. 

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LIGHTNING ROUND!

Gelatin snacks.

Inspired by @jelloapocalypse

Diana and Havaro’s Bavarian cream dessert with geranium
(I believe? Correct me if I’m wrong)

Saero and a purple mirror marble cake with a cherry.
(I’ve seen these before, I just never knew what they were called. These are in fact made with gelatin)

Meet the Regal Cast of the New Shondaland Drama ‘Still Star-Crossed’

Shakespeare’s classic tearjerker Romeo and Juliet ends with the deaths of its lusty young lovers—and a note of hope that the grieving Montagues and Capulets might finally cease their age-old feud. But there’s no such luck in the sexy, swoony sequel Still Star-Crossed. Created by former Scandal scribe Heather Mitchell and based on Melinda Taub’s hit young-adult novel of the same name, this multiethnic, multicultural series dumps the Bard’s promising conclusion and lets all-out war erupt at Romeo and Juliet’s funeral. Soon, fair Verona is a city in crisis, yet there’s still lots of time for marvelously messy romance. “This show is for everyone who can relate to the giddy, crazy rush of first love,” Mitchell says. “And who hasn’t watched as a friend falls for the wrong person? We’ve all been a bystander at that car crash!” Here’s a cheat sheet of the power players.

Benvolio Montague
Played By Wade Briggs
Problem Child Romeo’s boozing, whoring cousin should be avoided at all costs—if, that is, he weren’t so damn endearing. “Benvolio is the future of the Montagues but wants nothing to do with their opulence and arrogance,” says Briggs. Benvolio also detests being forced to wed Juliet’s cousin, Rosaline (Lashana Lynch), to help foster peace. But, Briggs notes, “he’s secretly attracted to her. The sparks between them are undeniable.”

Rosaline Capulet
Played by Lashana Lynch
Maid in Italy Her life was shattered when her parents died and now—Cinderella style—Rosaline is forced to clean house for her posh relatives. But that’s not the worst of it. “Being betrothed to Benvolio is a nightmare,” Lynch says. “She wants Escalus, and in an ideal world she’d marry him, but if the prince is caught looking at Rosaline with even a smidgen of love, it would be a royal scandal!”

Prince Escalus
Played By Sterling Sulieman
So Not Ready “Escalus comes to power at a very dark moment and is trying his best to end the family war,” Mitchell says of the naive new ruler of Verona. “But will he sacrifice his personal happiness for the city he loves?” That would be yes. Escalus reluctantly arranges the marriage of Benvolio and Rosaline, even though he’s deeply in love with the bride-to-be.

Princess Isabella
Played By Medalion Rahimi
Rightful Ruler When the prince of Verona dies, the crown falls to his son, Escalus (Sterling Sulieman), even though daughter Isabella is the one with the chops and smarts—and knows so much more about politics and governance. Played with frustration and fire by Rahimi (The Catch), Isabella “sadly has to be OK with her lot in life,” Mitchell says. “She is a woman born in the wrong place and wrong time.”

Lord Montague
Played By Grant Bowler
Power Mad His grandfather tended the Capulets’ sheep. But Montague—in a cold, calculating turn by Bowler (Defiance)—has scratched his way to the top of Verona society. “Montague has a real chip on his shoulder,” says Mitchell. “He’s all about wealth and status.” And now that his beloved son, Romeo, is gone, Pop’s got a big problem with Benvolio (Wade Briggs), the new heir to the family fortune.

Lord Capulet
Played by Anthony Stewart Head
Life Sucks “The light went out in Capulet’s world when his daughter, Juliet, died,” says Head (Buffy the Vampire Slayer). The poor guy is also stuck in a bad marriage to the insane Lady Capulet (Lost’s Zuleikha Robinson) and tormented by that upstart Montague. “Capulet is desperately trying to hold it all together while keeping a secret,” Head says. “He has huge money troubles.”

Still Star-Crossed, Series Premiere, Monday, May 29, 10/9c, ABC