inject that shit

Post-Kerberos! Matt HC

★ When the rebellion group helped him escape, he just ended up sticking with them and eventually became one of the best fighters there???

★ He doesn’t have any idea where his dad is, but scavenges through old Galran tech to hopefully find out.

★ The group is pretty much amazed by humans and low-key terrified of them bc of Matt 

★ He dislocated his shoulder once and the group was like, “it’s horrible to see another one go,,,,” and Matt was just like “???? i can put it back in place????” 

  • Matt: Guys,,,,stop crying,,,,this can be fixed,,,,,
  • Rebellion leader: i saw a dear friend die bc of that, there is no survival
  • Matt: *silently puts in back in place*

★ He has a scar over his right eye bc of the Galra

★ The Galra also found out he needed glasses and basically went, “well we can’t have The Champions friend like this!” and injected some weird shit into his eyes. Matt no longer needs glasses, but his eyes change colors depending on his mood and who he’s talking too

★ Matt, talking to keith as his eyes turn red: And so– why the fuck are you pulling out your sword?

Keith, seeing Matt’s eyes turning yellow as he talks to Hunk: “Uhm guys? Are we sure that Matt isn’t Galra?”

  • “I am right here”

★ When he first heard of Voltron his main thought was, “Well that sounds lit” but when he hears that ‘The Champion’ aka Shiro is their leader, he immediately turns into that Mr.Krabs meme

★ Somehow some people find a picture of the paladins and everybody is just “???? the tiny one resembles matt”

★ Matt automatically realizes it’s Katie and that the red paladin is Keith and just,,,screams for roughly 5 hrs

★ Why is everyone he knows up in space? He has no fucking clue but w/e

★ Makes it a personal mission to track down Voltron for himself and the rebellion

★ They end up showing up eventually to make allies

★ The Paladins talk to some civilians first, so Allura and Coran meet up with the Rebellion leader

  • “Number 5?! How’d you get here so quickly??” “Funny story actually,,,”
  • The real Pidge shows up like 0.5 seconds later
  • Pidge//Katie, tearfully: “MATT”
  • Matt, nearly sobbing: Oh shit waddup

★ Keith screams at him for a solid 10 minutes before tearing up

  • “It’s okay. I know you’re gay and texan already, Keith”
  • “I fucking hate you”

★ There’s a tie between whether Pidge or Shiro cried more

★ Allura: I’m princess Allura and you are?
    Matt:
single and willing–i meAN MATT

 ★ **Takes in Katie’s appearance** “Well, one of us is going to have to change”

★ **Inspecting Shiro’s arm** “Yo, your weapon is just a bitch slap”

★ “,,,,,you guys do realize Allura just picked your lions off of your clothes right???” “No she–holy shit”

★ “whY DON’T YOUR LIONS HAVE SEAT BELTS?! YOU’RE GONNA DIE AT 6 SHIRO”

  • He essentially spends his time pointing out problems with basically everything tbh

★ “Why does Voltron represent the olympic rings??”

★ He realizes Keith has a crush on Lance in like a couple of days

  • “weLL I HEARD YOU GOT A SPECIAL SOMEONE ON THE SIDE, KEITH”
  • “Listen here, you piece of shit”

★ Slowly comes to the realization that he likes both Shiro and Allura

  • “Coran have you ever heard of a pickle?”

★ He helps Coran around the castle and stuff

  • “And this is the Teludav” “Y’all have fucking teletubbies here?”

★ Him and Hunk team up to annoy Shiro and Lance with puns

  • “I’m just over the moon with excitement”
  • “Aren’t you glad i’m not lion in the cold depths of space??”

★ Him and Slav get along pretty well

  • Shiro hates it

★ “In this timeline, there is a 42% chance of you getting together with the two of them.” “Thanks buddy”

★ “Why did you choose five kids to defend the universe there’s so many ways this could go wrong”

★ Him and Hunk set up the lions to play “What’s new pussycat?” 7 times with one “It’s not unusual” before resuming ‘What’s new pussycat?’

  • “For years, scientist have wondered if you can make 3 teens, 1 adult, and 3 aliens weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’ “It’s not unusual”.”

★ Lance is amazed by how smooth his skin is

  • Like, you’ve been in space for 2 years???? And majority of that was with the Galra??? Tell me your secret

★ Everyone figures out Matt’s crush on both Allura and Shiro and try to get them together

  • One plan consisted of a rock, 15 cups of nunvil, and a very upset bounty group.

★ Matt actually likes nunvil

★ The Lions all take a liking to him and everyone would be salty, but he looks adorable when he talks to them so they deal with it

★ Pidge voice: I’ve banned Hunk because he kept messing with my shit but now—
    Matt voice: yO I GOT MARIO KART RUNNING ON THIS

★ He appreciates the fact that Hunk points out all the weird shit that’s going on while everyone else just accepts it

★ “Do you think i could install the internet to my mind?”
★ **sees all the upgrades Pidge added to Green** “yO—YO!”

★ Anytime Shiro or Allura do anything remotely romantic to him, ‘What the heck i gotta do’ starts blasting from the Green Lion

★  Allura called his ears cute once, and nobody saw him for 6 hrs until Lance found him frantically grabbing Altean romance novels while whispering, “what does it mean?!”

★ They go to a planet where it’s considered normal to have more than one partner

  • Coran convinces the newly dubbed “Poly triangle” to pretend they’re actually dating for reasons unknown
  • They pull it off so well that the Aliens eventually ask when they’re gonna get married
  • Everyone had vastly different reactions

★ “You guys are fighting Zarkon right? Why don’t you just turn him Zarkoff?”

★ Hunk voice: Um, guys, what are those things?
    Obviously annoyed Matt voice: Aliens. 
    Different ranges of offended Allura, Coran and Keith voices: Excuse me?

★ “I’m fucking tired. beam me up, Scotty”

★ Keith, kneeling down on one knee: “Matt, Allura, will you do me the honor of marrying my stupid brother?”

★ “Voltron? More like Dabtron.”

  • “How do I return a brother?”

★ “caTCH THESE GAY HANDS ZARKON”

★ Tried to convince Shiro to let him Pidge and Hunk install a laser gun sound effect or the lightsaber noise to his arm

★ Once, he finally found the courage to tell Shiro and Allura that he liked them but they mistook it as him saying he enjoyed their company or smth along those lines

  • He tried to throw himself out the airlock afterwards

★ Lotor eventually shows up and everyone is tense bc he’s shown interest in the Blue Lion

★ Lotor sees Matt, and just pushes Lance out of the way: Hello there ;)

  • Everyone pretends not to notice Shiro’s eye twitch and Allura breaking the weapon she was holding
  • Lance was offended at first but seeing their reactions made it worth it

★ Matt is oblvious to Lotor’s attempts though

  • Everytime he gets close, Matt just assumes it’s some weird galra thing

★ “Raindrops on roses, Allura’s white hair, Shiro’s back muscles and Allura’s eyes. These two could probably kick his ass and they’re a few of Matt’s favorite things”

★ Obviously exasperated Pidge voice: You guys just need to bone
    Stern Matt voice: What did you say?
    Pleading Hunk voice: Please don’t say it again
    Not Caring Pidge voice: I said you guys need to bone
    Shocked, Furious Matt voice: B O N E!?

★ They visit a planet with very tall aliens and of course shenanigans ensure

★ Keith voice: Y’know Allura, Shiro, you should probably hold Matt’s hand, so he can’t get lost everyone around here is pretty tall

  • **Disappointed, obviously knows what you’re doing Shiro Glare**
  • Completely oblivious, already grabbing Matt’s hand Allura voice: Of course! We wouldn’t want that!”
  • **Undignified, silent squeal from Matt**

★ Hunk voice: The stars sure are beautiful tonight
    Lance voice: Y’know what else is beautiful?
    Pidge and Keith voices: A loving relationship between Matt, Shiro and Allura

★ Eventually, the time comes where there’s a serious fight that both Shiro and Allura have to go through alone, and Matt freaks tf out and terribly confesses to the both of them:

  • “Okay, listen tf up. I can’t do that dramatic thing where I pull you down and kiss you and say, ‘Come back to me’ since there’s two of you. But I will say that I love you both, and if you dont come back i’m taking out the entire Galran Empire myself”

★ Allura and Shiro are both shocked but Matt is already fast walking away so they can’t say anything

  • They come back and make a beeline for him
  • “LISTNE IVE KNOWN HIM LONGER PRINCESS”
  • “I QUIZNAKING SAVED YOUR BUTT BACK THERE I GET TO KISS HIM FIRST”
  • Allura makes it to him first

★ Keith cries, Pidge and Hunk pull out a confetti cannon they made for this occasion, Lance falls to his knees in victory, Coran pulls out a cake. Everything is good in the Universe.


[Read Part One// Pre! Kerberos! Matt HC here!]

Novacaine

Oh, wow, another super late request. Shocking! I feel like I should stop using outdated gifs but they’re just too good not to. But still, here’s a Calum imagine. My masterlist will be updated sometime tonight or tomorrow. Enjoy!

Request: @love-youu-softly - a Calum imagine where you have to get a tooth filled but you’re very afraid of getting shots and you don’t think he’ll be able to come with you and you don’t want to ask him to bc you know he’s busy but he finds out and he shows up and comforts you through it // This was a good one to write because I hate needles (and the dentist), so I could relate to Y/N!

Title: Novacaine

Summary: You have a dentist’s appointment, and your anxiety levels are high. Worst of all, your best friend Calum isn’t even around to help you through it.

Words: 2k+, god help us.

Warnings: Just some language, I think. Maybe no language.

P.S. I made this into one of those “we’re best friends but everyone thinks we’re dating but hey maybe that wouldn’t be so bad” things. Hope you don’t mind!

Your legs bounce uncontrollably and your stomach is in knots as you sit in the uncomfortable waiting room chair. The fumes of the dentist’s office are making you feel lightheaded and nauseous. You look up anxiously at the TV that’s mounted to the wall, a muted talk show playing on the screen.

You take a deep, shaky breath and turn up the music in your earbuds, as if the sound of your music will somehow drown out the fact that you’re here right now. “It’s a simple procedure,” they told you the last time you were here, when it was time to schedule the appointment. “We’re just going to inject some novacaine, then we'll…”

That was the point where you basically shut down. As soon as you heard the word inject, it was like a switch was flicked. You hate needles. Just the idea of them makes your heart rate spike.

You wish Calum was here. He’s always been good about stressful situations, especially the ones you find yourself in. His presence is comforting, and he’s always there to hold your hand and make you laugh to reassure you and let you know that things will be okay. But of course he isn’t around today. Well, you assume he isn’t, anyway. He told you earlier in the week that he was planning on hanging out with Ashton today, so you figured he’d be too busy with that. You didn’t want to bother him or take away from his time with his friend by making him accompany you to an appointment just so he could hold your hand. At this point, though, you almost wish you did.

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demonlucy-chan  asked:

I have a bit of a family dynamic headcanon. The team is split into the Mum squad, the children and the Uncles. The Mum squad is heavy sniper and spy (though spy will deny it) demo and Solly are probably the weird uncles and engine is most likely team Dad. The children are scout medic and pyro, many because of their inability to look out for themselves (like medics sleeping habits) The Mum squad spends most of the time making sure the children don't die.

Ok here is my idea.

Team Mum: Spy and Heavy

Team Dad: Sniper and Engi

Weird Uncle: Demo

Kids: Pyro, Solly, Scout and Medic.

Sniper and Spy are chill with the the team do. If you at least clean up the mess you made it’s all good with them. Also as long as you don’t kill yourself. Both men don’t give a shit, they care for the team but their kids need to learn responsibility.

Heavy and Engi are a power house together, they can heal wounds quite quick and are stern with what the team can and can not do. It’s impossible to say no to Heavy and Engi. It’s the worse feeling in the world when either one are lecturing you. If the team want something they will usual go to Sniper or Spy.

Medic, Scout, Solly and Pyro are 24/7 trying to kill themselves without even knowing it. Solly trying out new rocket launches and getting into fights with the random animals around base. Pyro forgetting to eat or drink and setting everything on fire. Scout playing chicken with the roads in town and Medic injecting random shit into his veins.

Demoman just sits back, what the hell can he do?? Except tell them scary stories. Still the kids of the team have much fun with Deom, having him tag along with the shit they get up to

Of Drugs and Heroes

Title: Of Drugs and Heroes
Pairing: Jason Todd/You (Romantic)
Character(s): Jason Todd/Red Hood, Damian Wayne/Robin, and you
Plot: Kidnapped and addicted to a mystery drug, I need a hero.
Warnings: Drug use, lots of it. And cursing.
Words: 1205

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Okay, guys, biggest hypocrite in the world needs advice. I know I always tell you all to “go to the doc” for everything, but I am probably the biggest procrastinator when it comes to doctors ever. I’m sure everyone remembers that I’ve had a foot issue since November(plantar fasciitis). I saw a doc two months ago and it’s only gotten worse. Haven’t gone in since because she was talking about giving me a shot IN THE FOOT of cortisone and I am so totally willing to die not to do that. But now I’m also having hip pain on the same side so every time I stand up I need about 60 seconds before I take a step because I will fall unless I wait. This is affecting my job horribly. Still too freaked out to see a doc cuz I’ve had a shot of cortisone in my other hip before. NOT FUCKING FUN! I WOULD GIVE BIRTH TO ANOTHER CHILD AGAIN BEFORE DOING THAT AGAIN. So, yeah, anyone have advice on certain stretches? I’ve been icing, resting, and taking OTC pain relievers but that does jack shit. I need to exhaust my options before resulting to willingly inflicting trauma on myself. Don’t judge me, I don’t like people touching my feet or injecting shit into me. If nothing else works that anyone can suggest I’ll suck it up and do it but I wish someone would hold my hand since hubby would have to be out in the waiting room watching the tiny versions of us. T_T I talk a big game here but I’m a wuss when it comes to my feet and needles. Just thinking about it is making me freak out. -Abby

anonymous asked:

I saw a video of a guy letting a worm crawl into his dick, a guy fisting then fucking a half skinned cat, a guy inject shit into his dick, stuff a gaped vagina with shit then banging. r/nomorals fucked me up

“Gabriel we got him back,” Angela told him softly.

“Where is he?” He growled.

Three weeks ago Jack had disappeared on a mission and it had been three weeks of hell where he had hunted, stalked and killed anyone that he thought would lead him to Jack. His talons and teeth had tasted more blood over the past few three weeks then he had in a long time and he was sure that he had crippled Talon single-handedly.

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Listen buddy the dangan ronpa anime is the new zero escape and you cant convince me otherwise

anonymous asked:

Why am I selfish and evil for wanting the same rights you think a fetus should have? If a fetus gets to use the body of an unwilling second party to ensure it's own survival, I want the right to use the body of an unwilling second party to ensure my own survival too.

First of all, how much do you think the fetus takes from you? Because it’s not like it’s draining you of everything. It’s not holding a gun to you or strangling the life out of you. It’s symbiotic, not parasitic. Pregnant women do benefit from pregnancy.

Secondly, if you don’t care about your own child you are evil. If my kid needed a new heart I’d give it to them even if it meant my own death. If my babywas dying I’d sooner die to have them live.

The bodily autonomy debate is the most selfish thing I’ve ever heard. To let someone, much less your own CHILD die because “my body lulz”.

Just wear a fucking condom, use birth control, get the injection, use the T plug shit. Stop killing innocent lives just because you’re sinful and can’t face responsibility.

better yet, don’t want another kid? Do what my mom did and get your tubes tied. Problem solved.

Recently started watching attack on titan, I’m on around episode 20; my oppinions so far are:

Armin is a cute lil trans boy worthy of our love

Levi x Eren will be the fucking death of me. so fucking cute.

Mikasa is one bad ass motherfucker

I’m half thinking Levi is also an adorable trans boy bean but less sure.

AHHHH!! I wish I could inject this shit straight into my blood-stream

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW PATHETIC THIS BOY WAS??

He was only 110 lbs. He had relatively bad eyes and ears, but he also had:

Asthma,
both scarlet and rheumatic fever,
chronic sinus infections,
got sick a lot,
high blood pressure,
heart murmur
chronic fatigue, 
‘heart trouble’ probably related to the murmur,
possibly had panic attacks,
and then he had risk factors od diabetes, cancer, stroke, and heart disease. 

LIKE HOW WAS THIS KID ALIVE?? There were no inhalers back then. The only thing I found for treating asthma back then was steroid (epinephrine) injections. BUT GUESS WHAT? That shit only really works in dier situations AND EPI + A HEART MURMUR = VERY BAD. So LiKE??? HOw wAS HE AiLVE?? 

Fallout 4 Sentence Meme.

I’ve been crazy obsessed with this game, and got bored enough to make a sentence meme out of it. There is SO much dialogue in this game that I’m sure I missed HUNDREDS of really good quotes. But yeah, this is a pretty long one, so most of it is hiding underneath the cut. Most quotes are from companions bc they are the best. I’ll probably end up making a part 2 to this if I decide to gather up more quotes. 

  • “War never changes.”
  • “I can’t wait for the world to end!”
  • “I’ll find who did this. And I’ll get [ name ] back. I promise." 
  • "I’m calling it right here. This world can officially bite my ass.”
  • “I woke up, and the world still sucks. Today’s been great.”
  • “It was just me and a thousand guinea pigs. They turned… carnivorous." 
  • "Here’s your story: ‘local man/woman says "no”.  
  • “Oh, I woke up here. Just me, my underwear, and regret.”
  • “[ name ]! It’s me, your old pal, Shamus / Marie McFuckYourself!”
  • “Next time I have to watch someone’s life story, I want popcorn.”
  • “God damn it, you mercenary mother fucker, Where. Is. My. Son/Daughter?!" 
  • “In a hundred years, when I die, I hope I go to hell just so I can kill you all over again.”
  • "Ready to fuck some shit up?”
  • “As long as it doesn’t involve petroleum jelly and rubber gloves, I’m ready.”
  • “Uh, I’m here to pick up an order. Two large pepperonis and a calzone. Name is 'Fuck You’.”
  • “Look dumb ass, that’s not how baseball was played.”
  • “Drink. Some. Water.”
  • “You think I inject myself with all that shit and drink myself drunk because I’m a "tough gal/guy?”“
  • "Heh. I dunno. Seemed quite the performance from where I was standin’.”
  • “Rather be off murdering a pint, but this’ll do.”
  • “We’d move faster if you’d keep your eyes on the road and off my arse.”
  • “Only thing better'n gettin’ pissed is pickin’ a fight. Am I right?”
  • “Aww, and here I thought you wanted to snuggle. ”
  • “How can something this beautiful exist in such a fucked up world?”

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Request: Glasses

Request: Hey, I was wondering if you could please write a readerxdean imagine where the reader always makes sure to wear contacts around the boys but then something happens on a hunt that causes the reader to not be able to wear them for like a day or something so she has to wear her glasses that she is really self conscious about however Dean like loves them and tries to show her how much he loves how she looks in them and tons of fluff and stuff. (maybe even some smut if ya want. sorry its a bit long!)

Word Count: 728

Here it is, I hope you like it! Thanks!<3

“Don’t worry about it,” The doctor assures you, “Just avoid contact lenses for a few days, you’ll be right in no time.”

You nod, nonetheless prodding at your tender eye, “Thanks, doc.”

“No problem. Have a nice day.”

You offer a wry smile, “You, too.”

You make your escape – never did like hospitals. The smell, the atmosphere… gives you shivers. Too many bad days spent in hospitals. The guys wait right outside, and as soon as you leave the room, they stand from their seats.

“Well?” Dean asks, looking concerned. You shrug.

“They injected some weird shit into it so now I can’t feel that whole cheek, but it should be fine.” You shrug, poking at the abrasions, “No biggie.”

You’d been hunting a ghost in an old house when it had tossed you down the stairs. You were mostly unharmed, but your eye had hit an old piece of wood on the way down. Three days later, while most of the swelling was gone, you were left with a nasty scratch and an unpleasant amount of scrapes over your cheekbone. Your vision was somewhat blurred, so the guys thought it would be a good idea to get you checked out – not much use in hunting while half blind in one eye.

***

“I like your glasses.” Dean remarks, and you groan.

“Don’t even bother. They’re awful.”

“How come I’ve never seen them?” He continues, “You always wear contacts, right?”

“Yeah. Because they’re easier and don’t make me look like a total moron.” You raise an eyebrow, and Dean shakes his head.

“What are you on about? You don’t look like a moron.” He insists, taking the seat beside you. You put your phone down, leaving it on the arm of the couch.

“It’s only for a few days, anyway. Then I can go back to looking normal.”

“Y/N, you look… fine. Good. Kinda cute, actually.” Dean tells you, sounding almost sheepish. You laugh.

“Thanks for trying. I just hate them. I hate how they look. That’s all.” You try to brush how insecure you feel off, like it’s nothing. He rolls his eyes, grabbing your chin and forcing you to look at him.

“Hey, Y/N. Listen up, okay? Yeah, sure, you look beautiful with contacts. Great. And if you feel good like that, then brilliant, carry on. But I hate the fact that you’re sat here, not liking how you look because of a piece of plastic on your face.” He insists, staring at you and demanding that you see it the way he does, “You always look beautiful. I’ve seen you come out of burning buildings with blood and ash all over you and you’re beautiful. There’s nothing a pair of glasses could do to change that.”

You both know Dean isn’t one for spouting useless nonsense for the sake of it. It’s just… he doesn’t feel like that about you, does he? He wouldn’t.

He shakes his head, “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have said anything. I just hate the idea that you think of yourself as less than perfect.”

“Dean, I-” When words totally fail you, instead, you take a risk. You lean forward and press your lips to his – just for a moment. When you pull away, you regret it instantly and you’re about to apologise when he grins so wide, grabbing your hand.

“Y/N, that was – you did mean that?”

“Of course I did.”

“I never knew you felt the same.”

“I figured you didn’t feel the same.” You laugh it off, willing yourself to stop blushing like an idiot. Dean grins, letting go of your hand and reaching over and cupping your cheek with his hand.

“You’re beautiful, smart, and badass. What’s not to love?” He offers a wry smile, and you laugh.

“I have to wear stupid glasses for a few days.” You suggest, and he rolls his eyes.

“You’re an idiot.” He says good-naturedly, “C'mere.”

He leans in and pulls you closer, capturing your lips with his once more. His thumb moves over your cheekbone gently, and you smile against his lips.

“Plus,” He whispers, pulling away slightly so his mouth just brushes yours, “I think you look insanely hot in glasses. Just saying.”