★ When the rebellion group helped him escape, he just ended up sticking with them and eventually became one of the best fighters there???
★ He doesn’t have any idea where his dad is, but scavenges through old Galran tech to hopefully find out.
★ The group is pretty much amazed by humans and low-key terrified of them bc of Matt
★ He dislocated his shoulder once and the group was like, “it’s horrible to see another one go,,,,” and Matt was just like “???? i can put it back in place????”
Matt: Guys,,,,stop crying,,,,this can be fixed,,,,,
Rebellion leader: i saw a dear friend die bc of that, there is no survival
Matt: *silently puts in back in place*
★ He has a scar over his right eye bc of the Galra
★ The Galra also found out he needed glasses and basically went, “well we can’t have The Champions friend like this!” and injected some weird shit into his eyes. Matt no longer needs glasses, but his eyes change colors depending on his mood and who he’s talking too
★ Matt, talking to keith as his eyes turn red: And so– why the fuck are you pulling out your sword?
★ Keith, seeing Matt’s eyes turning yellow as he talks to Hunk: “Uhm guys? Are we sure that Matt isn’t Galra?”
“I am right here”
★ When he first heard of Voltron his main thought was, “Well that sounds lit” but when he hears that ‘The Champion’ aka Shiro is their leader, he immediately turns into that Mr.Krabs meme
★ Somehow some people find a picture of the paladins and everybody is just “???? the tiny one resembles matt”
★ Matt automatically realizes it’s Katie and that the red paladin is Keith and just,,,screams for roughly 5 hrs
★ Why is everyone he knows up in space? He has no fucking clue but w/e
★ Makes it a personal mission to track down Voltron for himself and the rebellion
★ They end up showing up eventually to make allies
★ The Paladins talk to some civilians first, so Allura and Coran meet up with the Rebellion leader
“Number 5?! How’d you get here so quickly??” “Funny story actually,,,”
The real Pidge shows up like 0.5 seconds later
Pidge//Katie, tearfully: “MATT”
Matt, nearly sobbing: Oh shit waddup
★ Keith screams at him for a solid 10 minutes before tearing up
“It’s okay. I know you’re gay and texan already, Keith”
“I fucking hate you”
★ There’s a tie between whether Pidge or Shiro cried more
★ Allura: I’m princess Allura and you are? Matt: single and willing–i meAN MATT
★ **Takes in Katie’s appearance** “Well, one of us is going to have to change”
★ **Inspecting Shiro’s arm** “Yo, your weapon is just a bitch slap”
★ “,,,,,you guys do realize Allura just picked your lions off of your clothes right???” “No she–holy shit”
★ “whY DON’T YOUR LIONS HAVE SEAT BELTS?! YOU’RE GONNA DIE AT 6 SHIRO”
He essentially spends his time pointing out problems with basically everything tbh
★ “Why does Voltron represent the olympic rings??”
★ He realizes Keith has a crush on Lance in like a couple of days
“weLL I HEARD YOU GOT A SPECIAL SOMEONE ON THE SIDE, KEITH”
“Listen here, you piece of shit”
★ Slowly comes to the realization that he likes both Shiro and Allura
“Coran have you ever heard of a pickle?”
★ He helps Coran around the castle and stuff
“And this is the Teludav” “Y’all have fucking teletubbies here?”
★ Him and Hunk team up to annoy Shiro and Lance with puns
“I’m just over the moon with excitement”
“Aren’t you glad i’m not lion in the cold depths of space??”
★ Him and Slav get along pretty well
Shiro hates it
★ “In this timeline, there is a 42% chance of you getting together with the two of them.” “Thanks buddy”
★ “Why did you choose five kids to defend the universe there’s so many ways this could go wrong”
★ Him and Hunk set up the lions to play “What’s new pussycat?” 7 times with one “It’s not unusual” before resuming ‘What’s new pussycat?’
“For years, scientist have wondered if you can make 3 teens, 1 adult, and 3 aliens weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’ “It’s not unusual”.”
★ Lance is amazed by how smooth his skin is
Like, you’ve been in space for 2 years???? And majority of that was with the Galra??? Tell me your secret
★ Everyone figures out Matt’s crush on both Allura and Shiro and try to get them together
One plan consisted of a rock, 15 cups of nunvil, and a very upset bounty group.
★ Matt actually likes nunvil
★ The Lions all take a liking to him and everyone would be salty, but he looks adorable when he talks to them so they deal with it
★ Pidge voice: I’ve banned Hunk because he kept messing with my shit but now— Matt voice: yO I GOT MARIO KART RUNNING ON THIS
★ He appreciates the fact that Hunk points out all the weird shit that’s going on while everyone else just accepts it
★ “Do you think i could install the internet to my mind?” ★ **sees all the upgrades Pidge added to Green** “yO—YO!”
★ Anytime Shiro or Allura do anything remotely romantic to him, ‘What the heck i gotta do’ starts blasting from the Green Lion
★ Allura called his ears cute once, and nobody saw him for 6 hrs until Lance found him frantically grabbing Altean romance novels while whispering, “what does it mean?!”
★ They go to a planet where it’s considered normal to have more than one partner
Coran convinces the newly dubbed “Poly triangle” to pretend they’re actually dating for reasons unknown
They pull it off so well that the Aliens eventually ask when they’re gonna get married
Everyone had vastly different reactions
★ “You guys are fighting Zarkon right? Why don’t you just turn him Zarkoff?”
★ Hunk voice: Um, guys, what are those things? Obviously annoyed Matt voice: Aliens. Different ranges of offended Allura, Coran and Keith voices: Excuse me?
★ “I’m fucking tired. beam me up, Scotty”
★ Keith, kneeling down on one knee: “Matt, Allura, will you do me the honor of marrying my stupid brother?”
★ “Voltron? More like Dabtron.”
“How do I return a brother?”
★ “caTCH THESE GAY HANDS ZARKON”
★ Tried to convince Shiro to let him Pidge and Hunk install a laser gun sound effect or the lightsaber noise to his arm
★ Once, he finally found the courage to tell Shiro and Allura that he liked them but they mistook it as him saying he enjoyed their company or smth along those lines
He tried to throw himself out the airlock afterwards
★ Lotor eventually shows up and everyone is tense bc he’s shown interest in the Blue Lion
★ Lotor sees Matt, and just pushes Lance out of the way: Hello there ;)
Everyone pretends not to notice Shiro’s eye twitch and Allura breaking the weapon she was holding
Lance was offended at first but seeing their reactions made it worth it
★ Matt is oblvious to Lotor’s attempts though
Everytime he gets close, Matt just assumes it’s some weird galra thing
★ “Raindrops on roses, Allura’s white hair, Shiro’s back muscles and Allura’s eyes. These two could probably kick his ass and they’re a few of Matt’s favorite things”
★ Obviously exasperated Pidge voice: You guys just need to bone Stern Matt voice: What did you say? Pleading Hunk voice: Please don’t say it again Not Caring Pidge voice: I said you guys need to bone Shocked, Furious Matt voice: B O N E!?
★ They visit a planet with very tall aliens and of course shenanigans ensure
★ Keith voice: Y’know Allura, Shiro, you should probably hold Matt’s hand, so he can’t get lost everyone around here is pretty tall
**Disappointed, obviously knows what you’re doing Shiro Glare**
Completely oblivious, already grabbing Matt’s hand Allura voice: Of course! We wouldn’t want that!”
**Undignified, silent squeal from Matt**
★ Hunk voice: The stars sure are beautiful tonight Lance voice: Y’know what else is beautiful? Pidge and Keith voices: A loving relationship between Matt, Shiro and Allura
★ Eventually, the time comes where there’s a serious fight that both Shiro and Allura have to go through alone, and Matt freaks tf out and terribly confesses to the both of them:
“Okay, listen tf up. I can’t do that dramatic thing where I pull you down and kiss you and say, ‘Come back to me’ since there’s two of you. But I will say that I love you both, and if you dont come back i’m taking out the entire Galran Empire myself”
★ Allura and Shiro are both shocked but Matt is already fast walking away so they can’t say anything
They come back and make a beeline for him
“LISTNE IVE KNOWN HIM LONGER PRINCESS”
“I QUIZNAKING SAVED YOUR BUTT BACK THERE I GET TO KISS HIM FIRST”
Allura makes it to him first
★ Keith cries, Pidge and Hunk pull out a confetti cannon they made for this occasion, Lance falls to his knees in victory, Coran pulls out a cake. Everything is good in the Universe.
y'all meat eaters are all “bUt iTs ThE fOoD cHaIn !!!!¡¡¡¡¡!!!” when it comes to them eating meat, but when, say a shark “attacks” (this is a whole different discussion that i won’t get into in full but most sharks are hella docile and don’t just decide to viciously attack a human ok) a human, we have to rid the whole ocean of sharks ??????????? how is THAT not the food chain, but you paying for a cow to be injected with hormones n shit and tortured their whole life, just to be brutally murdered IS the food chain ?????? carnists fuckin wild man
Summary: Loving him feels like the most exquisite way of self-destruction. Too close, and you’re radioactive. Too far, and your heart shatters, and the city cracks in two while debris scatters in the space between your ribs. Pining over a brooding, unstable Bucky Barnes isn’t exactly your brightest idea, especially when you’re just as damaged as he is, and he doesn’t seem to love you half as much as you love him.
Warnings: Swearing, hospitals & needles, angst
Word count: 2597
“Where the fuck were you?”
As soon as he steps through the compound doors—half of his armor still
attached to his body—Tony is greeted by a fuming Bucky Barnes. Granted, it’s
not the first time he sees the supersoldier in angry state of mind, but there
is a certain urgency to his tone that has Stark on edge the minute he lays his
eyes on the man currently pacing around the room, clad in only a pair of
sweatpants, and it has everything to do with the fact that he received an
urgent message from Natasha asking him and Bruce to come back.
“What happened?” Asks Tony as the remaining pieces of armour fly off his
body, his tone more concerned than usual.
“What happened… Are you serious Stark?” Bucky clenches his fists,
pulling to a stop in front of Tony and making full use of his towering height
to look as intimidating as possible. “S.H.I.E.L.D.S’ little paranoia-sponsored
experiment and your blatant negligence almost got someone killed. That’s what
“What do you-”
“Tony!” Nat’s voice is a little out of breath as she rushes towards both
men “We need you on the med bay. Banner is already there but you have to go now.
it’s Y/N.” she says, her agitated tone prompting both tony and Bucky
to rush to the medical bay of the compound. The sight is enough to kick the air
out of Tony’s lugs.
Genre: Angst, Dystopian! au (M) Pairing: Jungkook x Reader Length: 10,745 words Summary: You live in a time where feelings are considered a disease. But what happens when you fall in love, despite the rules?
Ive heard talk that botw is the end of the timeline which scares me to think, NO MORE ZELDAAAAAAAAAA
Even if that were the case, they could always mean that’s the end of the cycle, as you seal away the malice that upheld Demise’s curse. They can always make more games at other points along the timeline. Maybe even before the timeline, with the first hero! Or they can make games set in the other worlds we’ve seen. Termina, Lorule, the Twilight Realm(which would make me a very happy person). There’s still quite a bit of potential in this world they’ve made, even if there are no incarnations after BoTW’s Link and Zelda.
Oh, wow, another super late request. Shocking! I feel like I should stop using outdated gifs but they’re just too good not to. But still, here’s a Calum imagine. My masterlist will be updated sometime tonight or tomorrow. Enjoy!
Request:@love-youu-softly - a Calum imagine where you have to get a tooth filled but you’re very afraid of getting shots and you don’t think he’ll be able to come with you and you don’t want to ask him to bc you know he’s busy but he finds out and he shows up and comforts you through it // This was a good one to write because I hate needles (and the dentist), so I could relate to Y/N!
Summary: You have a dentist’s appointment, and your anxiety levels are high. Worst of all, your best friend Calum isn’t even around to help you through it.
Words: 2k+, god help us.
Warnings: Just some language, I think. Maybe no language.
P.S. I made this into one of those “we’re best friends but everyone thinks we’re dating but hey maybe that wouldn’t be so bad” things. Hope you don’t mind!
Your legs bounce uncontrollably and your stomach is in knots as you sit in the uncomfortable waiting room chair. The fumes of the dentist’s office are making you feel lightheaded and nauseous. You look up anxiously at the TV that’s mounted to the wall, a muted talk show playing on the screen.
You take a deep, shaky breath and turn up the music in your earbuds, as if the sound of your music will somehow drown out the fact that you’re here right now. “It’s a simple procedure,” they told you the last time you were here, when it was time to schedule the appointment. “We’re just going to inject some novacaine, then we'll…”
That was the point where you basically shut down. As soon as you heard the word inject, it was like a switch was flicked. You hate needles. Just the idea of them makes your heart rate spike.
You wish Calum was here. He’s always been good about stressful situations, especially the ones you find yourself in. His presence is comforting, and he’s always there to hold your hand and make you laugh to reassure you and let you know that things will be okay. But of course he isn’t around today. Well, you assume he isn’t, anyway. He told you earlier in the week that he was planning on hanging out with Ashton today, so you figured he’d be too busy with that. You didn’t want to bother him or take away from his time with his friend by making him accompany you to an appointment just so he could hold your hand. At this point, though, you almost wish you did.
I have a bit of a family dynamic headcanon. The team is split into the Mum squad, the children and the Uncles. The Mum squad is heavy sniper and spy (though spy will deny it) demo and Solly are probably the weird uncles and engine is most likely team Dad. The children are scout medic and pyro, many because of their inability to look out for themselves (like medics sleeping habits) The Mum squad spends most of the time making sure the children don't die.
Ok here is my idea.
Team Mum: Spy and Heavy
Team Dad: Sniper and Engi
Weird Uncle: Demo
Kids: Pyro, Solly, Scout and Medic.
Sniper and Spy are chill with the the team do. If you at least clean up the mess you made it’s all good with them. Also as long as you don’t kill yourself. Both men don’t give a shit, they care for the team but their kids need to learn responsibility.
Heavy and Engi are a power house together, they can heal wounds quite quick and are stern with what the team can and can not do. It’s impossible to say no to Heavy and Engi. It’s the worse feeling in the world when either one are lecturing you. If the team want something they will usual go to Sniper or Spy.
Medic, Scout, Solly and Pyro are 24/7 trying to kill themselves without even knowing it. Solly trying out new rocket launches and getting into fights with the random animals around base. Pyro forgetting to eat or drink and setting everything on fire. Scout playing chicken with the roads in town and Medic injecting random shit into his veins.
Demoman just sits back, what the hell can he do?? Except tell them scary stories. Still the kids of the team have much fun with Deom, having him tag along with the shit they get up to
Okay, guys, biggest hypocrite in the world needs advice. I know I always tell you all to “go to the doc” for everything, but I am probably the biggest procrastinator when it comes to doctors ever. I’m sure everyone remembers that I’ve had a foot issue since November(plantar fasciitis). I saw a doc two months ago and it’s only gotten worse. Haven’t gone in since because she was talking about giving me a shot IN THE FOOT of cortisone and I am so totally willing to die not to do that. But now I’m also having hip pain on the same side so every time I stand up I need about 60 seconds before I take a step because I will fall unless I wait. This is affecting my job horribly. Still too freaked out to see a doc cuz I’ve had a shot of cortisone in my other hip before. NOT FUCKING FUN! I WOULD GIVE BIRTH TO ANOTHER CHILD AGAIN BEFORE DOING THAT AGAIN. So, yeah, anyone have advice on certain stretches? I’ve been icing, resting, and taking OTC pain relievers but that does jack shit. I need to exhaust my options before resulting to willingly inflicting trauma on myself. Don’t judge me, I don’t like people touching my feet or injecting shit into me. If nothing else works that anyone can suggest I’ll suck it up and do it but I wish someone would hold my hand since hubby would have to be out in the waiting room watching the tiny versions of us. T_T I talk a big game here but I’m a wuss when it comes to my feet and needles. Just thinking about it is making me freak out. -Abby
Dacia walked through the small town, taking note of the
eyes following after her. She stopped in front of the house and knocked on the
door. A small female answered, her insect wings buzzing behind her. She looked
up at Dacia with wide black eyes. Dacia smiled. “Is your parents home?”
looked down and shuffled her feet. “Mommy can’t talk right now.” The girl looked
back behind her and said low, “She’s..”
got down to her haunches and met the girl’s eyes. “Is your Mommy hurt?”
girls eyes widened as she whispered, “You know?”
smoothed down the girl’s brown hair and smiled at her “I can heal her. You can
girl studied her with a weary gaze, her spindly, insect like features searching
her for the lie that wasn’t there. It broke her heart, to see such weary
distrust on a young child. “You promise?”
nodded and said, “Yes. I swear it on my title. I can heal your mother.”
door pushed further open and the girl led her back through the house to where a
battered female laid resting in her bed. Splashes of blue and purple and black
rested on her features and she was holding her arm. It was broken. It took
everything in Dacia to stop the claws from appearing.
female looked up at her and blanched, her bruises growing starker against her
paling skin. “High Lady-“
“Gabriel we got him back,” Angela told him softly.
“Where is he?” He growled.
Three weeks ago Jack had disappeared on a mission and it
had been three weeks of hell where he had hunted, stalked and killed anyone
that he thought would lead him to Jack. His talons and teeth had tasted more
blood over the past few three weeks then he had in a long time and he was sure
that he had crippled Talon single-handedly.
I saw a video of a guy letting a worm crawl into his dick, a guy fisting then fucking a half skinned cat, a guy inject shit into his dick, stuff a gaped vagina with shit then banging. r/nomorals fucked me up