inglourious basterds meme

Inglourious Basterds Meme - Day Twenty-Two

A Scene You Wish Never Happened.

I like these two characters together. Purely with respect to how Shosanna treats Fredrick, I can’t help but feel for the guy. If they had met at any other moment in history, the dynamics between them would have made for an amazing romantic comedy. That said, I think I’ll let Tarantino himself explain why this scene is so poignant.

All these people were trying to kill Zoller, but he’s just the one who won. And everything he’s doing, he’s doing with the best intentions. He’s screwing her up so bad it’s not even funny, but he doesn’t know that, and to me, at the end, there’s an almost Romeo and Juliet quality to their end. In a different time, things could have been different.”


ten caps meme [5/10] → Inglourious Basterds (2009)

Direct. by Quentin Tarantino;
Cinematography by Robert Richardson.


Get to know me: 1/10 female characters -  Shosanna Dreyfus

I am going to burn down the cinema on Nazi night. And if I’m going to burn down the cinema, which I am, we both know you’re not going to let me do it by myself. Because you love me. And I love you. And you’re the only person on this earth I can trust.



Inglourious Basterds (2009) - 9/25

“When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin’.”

Inglourious Basterds Meme - Day Seven

A Couple (Real Or Not) That You Ship: Landa/Dreyfus/Zoller

I know I’m probably going to hell for this post - but let me make my case.

I think that a triangular relationship between these three would make for an amazing movie. Let me just be absolutely clear about one thing before anyone jumps down my throat - I don’t ship this from a Nazi/Jew perspective. I ship this because there are enough power relations here to fuel a small rocket. 

Allow me to demonstrate my point by transporting this ship to an AU - let’s say a workplace. Landa is the charming but manipulative deputy-boss, Zoller is the up-and-coming star employee, and Shosanna just wants to mind her own business and get on with her own work.

The Inglourious Basterds dynamics are easily applicable here - Zoller is in love with Shosanna, and Landa is somewhat fascinated by her. She dislikes both of them but if her hand was forced, she would prefer Zoller. She gravitates towards him only to repel Landa - but Landa pulls rank over Zoller, and Zoller is a man who listens to orders. 

The IB moment which triggered this ship was Landa’s arrival at the restaurant. When he asked to speak privately with Shosanna, two things happened - Zoller protested, and my mind started racing.

So yeah. I’m going to hell.

Inglourious Basterds Meme - Day Fourteen

A Scene that Made You Happy

God, just everything about this scene. Everything.

Christoph Waltz’s rapid-fire Italian. Brad Pitt’s utter pillaging of Italian. The way Omar Doom speaks with his hands. Diane Kruger’s face, people.

But mostly?


Inglourious Basterds Meme - Day Fifteen

Most Underrated Character - Major Dieter Hellstrom

The first time I watched Inglourious Basterds, I was too smitten with Landa and Shosanna to notice dear old Dieter. I have since seen the error of my ways.  

You need to watch this scene more than once to appreciate the depth of August Diehl’s performance. The first time I watched the movie, I obviously didn’t understand the significance of Hicox’s ‘3’ - but I knew what was coming on the second viewing, and Hellstrom’s expression suddenly made wonderful, delicious sense. Just look at it.

Hellstrom’s mood swings create an incredible tension - he pendulums from accusatory, to pleasant, to charming and gracious, and then finally to the scariest person in the movie bar Landa. And every single one of those expressions plays out wonderfully across his face.

As much as I love Michael Fassbender and Til Schweiger, this scene really belongs to August Diehl.

Inglourious Basterds Meme - Day Six

A Character You Relate To The Most: Fredrick Zoller

Obviously, I’m not the Third Reich’s wunderkid. However, there is one element of Fredrick Zoller’s personality to which I can kind of relate. I hope my next paragraph makes sense.

Zoller is disliked by the only person he wants to like him. Comparably, the people I like most in my life are often the most impossible people to please. I generally function very well in social situations and I like to think that I’m good company - but around two particular people, I can’t seem to do anything correctly.

I wonder if I like them precisely because they’re so difficult to please.

Inglourious Basterds Meme - Day Eleven

Favourite Minor Character - Perrier LaPadite

By all measures, Perrier LaPadite should have been a forgettable character. He barely says anything, appears in only one scene, and must share the screen with Hans Landa.

Despite these impediments, Denis Menochet does with body language and facial expressions what many actors struggle to do with an entire script. Just re-watch the first scene and focus on his face. The tension we feel as an audience is entirely his tension.

In a way, Perrier LaPadite is not memorable because he’s in the first scene - rather, the first scene is memorable because he’s in it.