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Now, I don’t know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn’t come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin’ air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain’t got no humanity.

Inglourious Basterds (2009) dir. Quentin Tarantino

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“Americans.” the word came out of your mouth immediately when you caught sight of Donny.

“well isn’t this Dandy, you know us but we don’t know you honey.” Donny grinned.

“I’m a spy, we’re on the same side.” you stated, “i was told the code phrase you would recognize is Boston cream donut.” 

“miss me one of those.” Donny laughed as he and Aldo let up, seemingly satisfied with the phrase. 

“how come we haven’t heard of you?” Aldo asked.

“I’m very undercover, something you might have blown by capturing me.” you sighed.

“not much of a spy if you let us nab you.” Donny said.

“well I wasn’t watching my back for you.” 

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of course being members of the Bastards, you couldn’t even take Christmas off. before your Christmas mission, Aldo pulled you aside, “i got something for ya.” he said, “but you have to promise me you’re not going to open it until we get back from this mission? got it?”

you laughed, “sure Aldo, whatever you say.”

thats when Aldo pulled a small velvet box from his pocket and gave it to you, you could guess at its contents and your breath caught in your throat, “now, keep it safe. i’d give it to you after the mission but this is a dangerous mission as you know, so in case something happens to me… well, do what you will.”