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Black Prism AU!

Okay so Idk how many of y’all have read the series The Black Prism by Brent Weeks but its amazing 10/10 would recomend.

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Okay so setting the scene, the series is set in a universe where people have the power to manipulate different levels of light on the spectrum from Infra-red to Ultra-violet and it is LIT.

But basically.

Green Luxin Drafter Gavin. Green Drafters are care free and wild and often dismissive of authority. The light they draft is flexible and bendy, its perfect for projectiles. And im just saying but Archer Gavin making his own arrows, yes bitch.

Red Luxin Drafter Michael. Explosive, high tempered Drafters to match the explosiveness of their Luxin. A warrior on the front line used to create Luxin bombs and set fires and shit.

Superviolet Luxin Drafter Jeremy. Appreciative of irony and sarcasm. Their Luxin ia used to create traps and coordinate Superviolet squads as only Superviolet Drafters can see superviolet light.

Blue and Yellow Luxin Drafter Jack. Blue drafters are rational and inquisitive and yellow drafters are intelligent and emotionally balanced. Blue is strong like steel and can be used in crafting. Yellow is very fragile and releases back into light quickly often creating flames. It also extends the durability of other Luxins so like, Blacksmith Jack creating indestructible weapons????

Black Luxin is madness in Luxin form. It is highly destructive and causes the death of the soul of theose who draft it. It has the ability to destroy other Luxins. Ryan self-exiling himself until he learns control anyone? Yas give me that angst.

And obviously Prism Geoff because I love him. Prisms have the ability to draft all of the colours and are usually appointed as ruler because of this and only one prism is supposedly born in every generation. 

Okay I’m done.

Probably. I just have a lot of feelings about this series.

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One last thing before I shuffle off the planet                       I’m coming up on infra-red,
I will be the one to make you crawl                    there is no running that can hide you
so I came down to wish you an unhappy birthday           ‘cause I can see in the dark
someone call the ambulance                                                I’m coming up on infra-red,
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