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the venus signs as romantic french phrases
  • aries: "L’amour fait les plus grandes douceurs et les plus sensibles infortunes de la vie." - Love makes the greatest pleasures and most sensitive misfortunes of life.
  • taurus: "L’amour est la poésie des sens." - Love is the poetry of the senses.
  • gemini: "Tu es ma joie de vivre." - You are the joy of my life.
  • cancer: "Vivre sans aimer n’est pas proprement vivre." - To live without loving is to not really live.
  • leo: "Il n’y a qu’un bonheur dans la vie, c’est d’aimer et d’être aimé." - There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.
  • virgo: "Entre deux coeurs qui s’aiment, nul besoin de paroles." - Two hearts in love need no words.
  • libra: "La vie est une fleur dont l’amour est le miel." - Life is a flower of which love is the honey.
  • scorpio: "J’ai aimé jusqu’à atteindre la folie. Ce que certains appellent la folie, mais ce qui pour moi, est la seulefaçon d’aimer." - I have loved to the point of madness; That which is called madness, that which to me, is the only sensible way to love.
  • sagittarius: "Aimer, ce n’est pas se regarderl’un l’autre, c’est regarder ensemble dans la mêmedirection." - Love doesn’t mean gazing at each other, but looking, together, in the same direction.
  • capricorn: "C’est cela l’amour, tout donner, tout sacrifier sans espoir de retour." - That is love, to give away everything, to sacrifice everything, without the slightest desire to get anything in return.
  • aquarius: "L’amour est l’emblème de l’éternité, il confond toute la notion de temps, efface toute la mémoire d’un commencement, toute la crainte d’une extrémité." - Love is the emblem of eternity; it confounds all notion of time, effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end.
  • pisces: "Tes yeux, j’en rêve jour et nuit." - I dream about your eyes day and night.
C’est un instinct commun à tous les êtres sensibles et souffrants de se réfugier dans les lieux les plus sauvages et les plus déserts ; comme si des rochers étaient des remparts contre l’infortune, et comme si le calme de la nature pouvait apaiser les troubles malheureux de l’âme.
—  Bernardin de Saint-Pierre, Paul et Virginie 
My dad does a lot of bad jokes

So the other day me and my parents started watching “A series of infortunate events” (we watch it in french because we are french canadian and my mom is not perfect in english)
Anyway, in the english intro it says “Look away, look away” but in the french version it says instead “Éteignez vos télés, éteignez vos téles wich basically translate to ”Close your TV, close your TV

So when we first watched it, MY DAD FUCKING CLOSED THE TV. And I was all like ?????? Why did you close it??? Did u press on somethin???
And he just said No, they asked me to close it

I swear to god it’s proably the worst and best joke he ever made, and im still shook.

L'amoureux .

Lunes, ivoires, instruments, roses,
Lampes et la ligne de Dürer,
Les neufs chiffres et le zéro changeant,
Je dois feindre que ces choses existent.

Je dois feindre qu'elles furent dans le passé
Persépolis et Rome et qu'un sable
Subtil mesura le sort du créneau
Que les siècles de fer démantelèrent.

Je dois feindre les armes et le bûcher
De l'épopée et les lourdes mers
Qui rongent les piliers de la terre.

Je dois feindre que les autres sont. C'est faux.
Seule toi tu es. Toi, mon infortune
Et ma fortune, inépuisable et pure.

—  Poèmes d’amour. Jorge Luis Borges
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Dexter needed only minor adjustments. I glued gold pearl gemstones on for buttons, added a white undershirt, added some dark brown highlights to his hair, added epaulettes to his shoulders, and finally painted his shoe laces white. I was going to move his pin down to the right side of his jacket, but infortunately its hiding a large hole from the factory sewing.

Ichayhimay people keep mocking me because of my engrish and that I can’t express myself properly: Hi I am Alisa and english is infortunately my 3rd language after русский and deutsch, which I had to learn due my parents move from russia to germany working. I learned english later on together with 日本語 and Español at University with abroad studies. Sadly my mom can’t help me much because she speaks better ελληνική γλώσσα than english, and live far away with my dad in germany. —— bet not even 20% of my haters can understand more than 2 languages.

Originally posted by missuchiha

(before you ask, yes its hard but i try to keep up 😊👊believe me or not its up to you)

One of my favourite shitposts that I’ve encountered thus far about this petition has been keeping my sides in orbit all damn day so I’ll share it with you:

باسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

syrian blackhat here. (this means “”“"hacker”“”“ for the illiterates among you)

while you all were joking about it, i actually did it, the madman i am.

i have ”“"hacked”“” the UK petition website and am currently voting like crazy on this this petition

>https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215
>EU Referendum Rules triggering a 2nd EU Referendum

why am i doing this? to show that your ((((((((democracies)))))))) are a joke

proof? i am directing 1% of my votes to appear as “Vatican city”. check the json file (on the bottom of the petition page).

insha2 allah we will soon exceed actual vatican population and from then on it’s pure bants.

infortunately my bandwidth is slow because i am going through the artificial moons (“”“satellite”“” for you atheists) since everything here is bombed thanks to the devil (((assad))).

ذكر الله

14:50

So it`s 7th of June, Sunday, and I finally decided to talk about my studies. School ended like 10 days ago, the most of my exams are done. Maths was easier than I expected and today there are results, but infortunately I`m not able to check them out because of some technical problems. But I`m sure I`ll manage to do this as soon as possible. 

Russian exam was quite easy but I think that I`ve totally failed the essay part. I was too nervous and tried to hurry up. I`ve already found one mistake and there are probably more of them.

English exam was easy as well and I probably will gain all the points for writing part. BUT the speaking part was just awful. I was nervous and tried to tell more than was needed, and I hurried as well and the whole speech was a mess. 

All in all, I`m just praying for good results as I need 5 (A) in all these three subjects, yeah.

Now I`m into preparation for my history exam on 17th of June. And I have 10 days to learn ALL the 20th century. The most horryfing things are Civil War (1917-21) and the 90s. I really need some luck and moral support)