Some last-minute facts:

  • The Capital dome at Washington, DC weighs 8,000,000 lbs.
  • The global average weight of a human being is 136.7 lbs. We weigh 1.0936 billion person lbs.
  • If we were all dogs, that would be a lot of dogs.
  • Not about 8 Million, but still interesting: There are at least 11 people in the United States with the name Mark Fischbach. There can only be one.
  • I did, in fact, hide a #SEXYPLIER reference in the sandbox. I’m serious. Scroll back up and look. 

And thus concludes the markiplier 8 Million Subscriber Milestone! 

Sorry I was a little late to the party! 

All math was done by yours truly with Google’s help (hey, I’m a writer not a mathematician). Sources include Wikipedia, WolframAlpha, howmanyofme.com, the Fisher Price website, and all 89 of the beauties who sent me their selfies! 

I tagged everyone I could under the cut!

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