INTP-ISTP-ESTP Just... So Done
ISTP and ESTP are sitting on the couch, playing a single player video game. ISTP is getting frustrated because he cannot make a jump across a pillar. He’s tried it over and over and ESTP is delightfully amused. INTP walks in through the front door.
INTP: Hey guys.
INTP: What’s up with him?
ESTP: He’s been trying to make this jump for an hour and it’s hilarious.
ISTP: *Misses again*
ISTP: FUCKING HELL I DON’T EVEN LIKE THIS GAME ANYMORE WHAT THE FUCK–
INTP: My god, ISTP, maybe you should take a break.
ISTP: I can’t.
INTP: That’s… okay, well, not true at all, but–
ESTP: Hey, why don’t you let INTP give it a shot?
INTP: Yeah, I can probably do it.
ISTP: Yeah, right.
INTP: Yo, I’m like the Assassin’s Creed Master™, come on.
ISTP: *Hands the controller to INTP*
ISTP: Okay, Master, go for it.
INTP: *Makes the jump on the first try*
INTP: Oh, hey, I guess I–
ESTP: AHAHAHA! DUDE!
ISTP: *Gets up*
ISTP: I can’t even fucking deal with this right now, I am so upset.
ISTP: I’m getting something eat.
ISTP: *Walks away*
INTP & ESTP: *Continue snickering*
ISTP: *Slams cabinet in the kitchen*
INTP & ESTP: PPFFFFFhahahahaha.