inflatable costume

A bunch of things that have happened at my school.
  • The graphics teacher here is seen and worshipped as a legend. Some of the graphics kids made hundreds of stickers of just his face and stuck them on stop signs all over the world.
  • Some girl got caught piercing another girl’s bellybutton during lunch. Like ya do.
  • Our TV class (they film the school news, aka “the buzz” every week) went to California, but some of them got arrested for underage drinking while there.
  • Last year, my US history teacher kicked open his door while wearing a jedi robe, proclaiming “IT IS TIME TO PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!” (after which he made students play dnd with him)
  • My friend went up to our creative writing teacher and yelled “I’M GAY!” to which the teacher responded “WE KNOW!”
  • We have a huge rivalry with another school. Multiple times, both schools have been told to tone it down with the hatred. Football games are insane.
  • My marine science teacher made a student hold a spider while using “it doesn’t have many mitochondria” as reassurance.
  • This kid on instagram threatened to shoot up the school on a saturday. No one really caught onto the saturday part, so everyone freaked out.
  • We take spirit week VERY seriously - during the most recent one, people were running around the school in those inflatable dinosaur costumes. Also, we have “jazzercise thursday” aka seniors dress up in neon clothing and sprint around the school with whistles, consequently making all the teachers crave death.
  • The graphics teacher found ink buckets in the ceiling of his lab. No one really knows how they got there??
  • Because this is the south, if you go to the student parking lot, I guarantee you can find at least three jeeps lined up next to each other.
  • In french class sophomore year, we were being taught how to count in french. The french word for eighty (quatre-vingts) literally transltes to four twenties. My best friend stood up and screamed, at the top of his lungs, “FOUR TWENTY!” and got kicked out of the classroom ten minutes before the bell.

That’s all I have for now; I’m sure I’ll be back with more.

hate amusement parks. such a misleading name. u go there to get amused and u end up being escorted off the rollercoaster for being “drunk as hell” by a man dressed in an inflatable caterpillar costume who u later have sex with behind the popcorn stand but afterwards u throw up bc ur still sick from the rollercoaster+the smell of popcorn and then u try to win one of those stupid games with the watergun and end up crying while being comforted by another man wearing a rabbit costume who u have sex with in the first aid tent

Astro as things kids in my law class have said

MJ- “Is this desk too tall or am I too short?”

Jinjin- “Why am I even in this class. I didn’t sign up for it BUT HERE I AM ANYWAY.”

Eunwoo- “WHY DO SERIAL KILLERS EXIST!?”

Moonbin- “Am I allowed to throw chairs at people?”

Rocky- “My entire existence is a lie.”

Sanha- *Shows up in inflatable trex costume* “I have arrived”

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There were a number of pretty good posters at the March for Science MN, but these two took the cake: The person dressed up in one of those inflatable T-Rex costumes with a sign saying, “I couldn’t stop my extinction — YOU CAN!”, and some U of M student who printed up their entire research poster on wind turbine blade design and brought it along.

The electrical pun next to it isn’t too shabby, either.

onlyol01  asked:

Do you know what a funny motherfucker you are? I mean, I'm a very funny motherfucker myself, but you take the cake.

You had me at cake, babydoll. I’m an easy ho like that. Make it a Costco half sheet cake I don’t have to share with anyone and I’ll owe you the sexual favor of your choice. My kinks include inflatable T-rex costumes, getting 10 hours of uninterrupted sleep and doing intricately choreographed car dances at red lights.

had a dream me and my friends found a really awful Ryuk from Death Note costume, it was like plastic and inflatable, and i put it on and it looked awful.

And then we were on a huge basketball court during a game and idk i started doing these big dances and kicking my legs and someone threw me a big stick and i started the whole “hello my baby” thing in this disgusting inflatable ryuk costume

UBcon was a ton of fun. It was definitely a small convention and I was a little disappointed that it didn’t have a whole lot, but I still really enjoyed myself. I saw some WICKED AWESOME cosplays there, like lots of great Overwatch cosplayers (lots and lots of Mei, especially), a Nightmare from Soul Caliber, and literally the best, most in-character Jack Sparrow EVER. Also a guy in an inflatable T-Rex costume that was just fantastic. I definitely plan on going again I had a great time. 

Zoe Sugg - It’s her birthday!

The date is currently the 28th March which is your boyfriend Joe Sugg’s sister’s birthday. Her name is, of course, Zoe Sugg, one of the most popular female YouTubers of date and even if you didn’t know her personally you could grab a pretty good idea of what to get for her birthday from her YouTube channel, especially if you know her personally like yourself and Joe do yet Joe found it incredibly hard trying to find something to get for her so, in the end, he asked you to take care of it which you did happily.

You carefully wrapped all but one present because you decided to give it a ‘Joe’ touch he had to get her one special gift on his own and he had to wrap it not matter how bad it would be. Even you didn’t know what it was because you knew that if he told you and you knew she would hate it you would end up changing it… Zoe was already like your big sister and you wanted her birthday to be perfect.

Joe knocks on the big door of the Zalfie household and you can hear Nala barking before anyone opens the door at the exciting prospect of someone coming into the house, this happened every time, Nala would bark like a dangerous dog and then as soon as you got into the house she would snuggle up to you or roll on her belly so you could tickle her.

Alfie opened the door with a big grin on his face, you and Alfie were close friends so he quickly pulls you into his arms for a hug for after a short while Joe pulls you away with a joking smirk on his face

“Hands off of my girl” he laughs before Alfie drags Joe into an awkward hug so copying him you grab a hold of Joe’s hand and pull him away before turning back to Alfie

“Hands off of my man” you laugh walking into the house with Joe and Alfie following closely behind

“Where is the birthday girl?” You call throughout the house, you open the door where Nala jumps up excitedly at you waiting for you to stroke her which you do with a smile, when she has had her fix of you, she runs around jumping up at Joe

“Alan!” Joe yells picking Nala up in his arms, you look up and see Zoe waiting in front of you with the biggest grin on her face and her arms stretched out open wide waiting for you to walk into them.

There are a number of different long hugs that are shared between you all before walking into the main cosy room, sitting down on the couch, Joe flops down beside you, wrapping his arm around your waist to pull you to him where you sit and cuddle for a little while leaving Zoe waiting impatiently for her presents.

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After you eat Dinner you and Joe hand Zoe her presents leaving her bouncing up and down excitedly like a small child. She admires the wrapping before reaching into the bag to pull out the present Joe wrapped with raised eyebrows.

“I’m guessing Joe did this one?” she laughs while you nod, Joe looks at your both offended as he is really proud of himself

“Hey! I used the toe technique for that and I think it came out really good” he says before his face breaks out into a smile

Zoe unwraps Joe’s present to reveal a box that is full of novelty presents such as an inflatable unicorn costume, happy birthday toilet roll and a gift of nothing which is literally a package with a ball in the middle that has nothing inside of it which although if irrelevant you all can’t help but laugh at his attempt.

Then Zoe goes through the things technically from both you and Joe but mainly from you, she loves very single thing you have as it is a collection of her favourite lush products, makeup, face masks and even a novelty present of you own, a ring for a massage bell which Alie rolls his eyes jokingly at as Zoe takes it from the package and instantly rings it. 

“I love all of them thanks, guys” Zoe beams running over to jump between the two of you to give you both a hug.

anonymous asked:

join the 501st and i will follow u around in a terrible inflatable bb8 costume and periodically scream "WILHUFF" at onlookers

I actually really want to join the 501st. I’ll do this. You can be my badboy8.

The only reason I get Facebook notifications anymore is people tagging me in videos of people goofing off in those inflatable dinosaur costumes because everyone knows that I have one (and that I love running around in it) and honestly…, it makes my heart go :-)

Got tagged by @wonderseverythingabove​ and I love them SO


Five Things You’ll Find In My Bag

-smaller bag with makeup in it

-crushed and forgotten six-pack of oreos

-much-too-large wallet

-a Whole Laptop

-a veritable drugstore

Five Things In My Bedroom:

Lemme cut you off right there and say there’s nothing in my bedroom but my bed and clothes, we have an office and all my fun shit’s in there. Not limited to but including: funko pops/legos/small anime figurines, my robot unicorn attack themed computer, all my husband’s warhammer figures and paint supplies, a barbell, my inflatable dinosaur costume.

Five Things I’ve Always Wanted To Do In My Life:

-Lift my friend like a barbell

-become a polyglot

-write a book

-work on a movie

-live in another country

Five Things That Make Me Happy:

-My hubband. He’s the best, you don’t even know. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.

-MY DOGGO. His name is Momo and he is the cutest dog that ever was.

-Food. Especially fancy food.

-any form of travel, even just outside the city

-ART

Five Things On My To-Do List:

-Write excerpt/summary for Klance Big Bang (oh shit)

-Update Homesick at Space Camp

-Write my booook

-CHANGE MY GOD DAMN NAME ON MY SOCIAL SECURITY CARD (pro tip don’t change your name IT’S AWFUL)

-laundry

Five Things People May Not Know About Me:

-I was damn near fluent in Japanese when I was in high school and my listening/reading comprehension is still WAY BETTER THAN EXPECTED

-I’m an only child?

-I work in animation, mostly in the gaming industry (you probably know that)

-Dance Dance by fall out boy was my phone ringtone for the entirety of 2006 and the first dance song that played at my wedding because I’ve been secret emo trash my whole life

-Homesick at Space Camp is the first thing I’ve written and posted since 2003

Name?: Mari (everyone has this name now and it’s driving me insane, I was cool and unique for like 20 gd years and now suddenly EVERYONE IS MARI)

Nicknames?: Ko, Marisaur, Bam

Zodiac?: Aquarius!

Sexual Orientation?: Pan/demisexual

Ethnicity?: I glow in the dark, literally.

Favorite Fruit?: Guava

Favorite Season?: SUMMER

Favorite Flower?: Roses, fight me I’m basic

Favorite Scent?: Anything citrus or salty

Favorite Animal?: Horses/dogs

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate?: Tea

Cat or dog?: Not really a cat person. Love dogs v much.

Dream Trip?: Currently I want to tour literally all of Asia.

Number of Followers?: 244 where are all you assholes

What do I post about?: Do I even technically post… I’m a reblog ghost who reblogs fuckin’ memes and cool art/photography

Do I get asks on a regular basis?: only if I’ve either just posted a chapter, or if it’s been too long since I’ve posted a chapter

Favorite Band?: Look we can pretend all we want but it’s Fall Out Boy.

Aesthetic?: The ocean in warm places, salt, geometric shapes, gold, neon signs, space, stars reflected in pools of water, cyber-punk, colored hair, cityscapes, old places

Fictional Character I’d Date?: Duo Maxwell, my original animu husband.

Hogwarts House?: Gryffindoooooooor (but Hufflepuff was a reeeeeal close second)

Rules: BOLD or star the statements that are true for you!

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller -so close, 5′ 6″

I wear glasses -sometimes I wear contacts - just found out I should be wearing them tho…

I have at least one tattoo -SOON

***I have at least one piercing*** - Six earrings

***I have blonde hair*** - Naturally, currently it’s dark Opal tho

I have brown eyes

I have short hair - I got a side shave idk if that counts

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or ***have had braces***

PERSONALITY:

***I love meeting new people*** - except when I don’t? XD

People tell me that I’m funny - They do tell me I make THEM feel hilarious

***Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me*** ONLY if they’re close friends

***I enjoy physical challenges***

***I enjoy mental challenges***

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

***I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it*** This is too real

There is something I would change about my personality - I am too old for that kind of shit. I’m me and I do my best at it.

ABILITY:

***I can sing well***

***I can play an instrument*** - Several!

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

***I can draw well*** - ostensibly

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing math in my head

***I can hold my breath underwater for under a minute*** Can’t everyone? This seems poorly phrased.

***I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling***

***I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch***

***I know how to throw a proper punch***

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

***I have learned a new song in the past week***

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

***I have drawn something in the past month***

****I enjoy writing****

***I do or have done martial arts***

EXPERIENCES:

***I have had my first kiss*** -Man I’d hope, I’m married

***I have had alcohol*** -I don’t think this quiz was made for old ladies

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

***I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting***- Ok but Madoka tho

***I have been at an overnight event***

***I have been in a taxi***

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

***I have visited another country***

***I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts*** so many

RELATIONSHIPS:

***I’m in a relationship***

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know

***I have been in at least 3 relationships***

I have never been in a relationship

***I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them*** - lol

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year

***I have been in a relationship for at least a year*** - Been married for almost 2

***I have had feelings for a friend*** - Lol like, exclusively

MY LIFE:

***I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”*** - AT LEAST

I live close at my school

***My parents are still together***

I have at least one sibling

***I live in the United States***

There is snow right now where I live

***I have hung out with a friend in the past month***

***I have a smartphone***

I have at least 15 CD’s

***I share my room with someone*** - LOOOOOOL

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced

***I know a person named Jamie***

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

***I have dyed my hair***

***I’m listening to one song on repeat right now*** - Weezer, Feels Like Summer

I have punched someone in the past week

***I know someone who has gone to jail***

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life

***I speak at least 2 languages***

***I have made a new friend in the past year***


I tag whoever wants to and also @unabashedtrashcollector

anonymous asked:

Halloween you say? :D That gave me an idea...Halloween headcanon! What would All of the characters dress up as? (With F!Kamui)

I’m utter spoopy trash so I’d love to do Halloween stuff until October 31st, maybe even bleed over into November if need be! Send in more spoopy requests? :D

  • Marx - He’d put on a police hat and call it a day as he followed the younger ones around. 
  • Leon - Stays at home giving out the candy. Lazy loser. 
  • Camilla - Witch. It just seems to fit her, and she’d probably go for something generic. But you know she’d goes as the sexy witch, right? Gotta show off them bara tiddies. 
  • Elise - Nurse. I can imagine her in a simple nurse’s outfit she made herself, but probably got into a fight with Foleo about how she made it. 
  • M!Kamui - Dragon. Rawr. 
  • F!Kamui - Dragoness. Rawr again. 
  • Joker - Joker. I’m being so serious. He’d want to go for a genuinely terrifying costume and blows everyone away with the creepiest Joker ever, like he blows the Joker from Suicide Squad outta the water. Oh, and he scares the children away so Kamui gets all of the candy. 
  • Suzukaze - Ninja. Ha. 
  • Mozume - Princess! She’s so sweet and would be a pretty princess with a magical wand that is actually hiding a dagger and will cut you down if you try to steal her candy. 
  • Lazward - He would probably end up cutting holes in a sheet and be a ghost, trying to scare everyone. Soleil would be the only one pretending to be actually scared of him. 
  • Luna - Mummy. She’d actually try hard and wrap toilet paper around her everywhere. Odin would be laughing at her the whole time. 
  • Odin - This nerd will make a fully functioning Iron Man costume, I kid you not. He’d probably just use it to punch Lazward in the head all day. 
  • Pieri - Oh, she’d wear a plain white shirt, but with a cut out in it that has fake intestines coming out of it and terrifies the living shit out of everyone. Winner of the scariest costume. 
  • Belka - Ninja. Look, she may be a wyvern rider, but she looks like a ninja with that headband and stuff.  
  • Zero - Pirate. It’s the eye-patch, okay? (also it’s national talk like a pirate day in the US today so yeah…) 
  • Elfie - BANANA. She’d totally dress up as a banana. I will fight anyone who disagrees. 
  • Harold - Alien. He’s… interesting, and I can imagine him picking something as ridiculous as that. 
  • Nyx - Witch, just like Camilla, but she’s be a hag, with the pointy nose and wrinkles everywhere. No, she’s not being sensitive about her age, what are you talking about???? hahaha…. 
  • Charlotte - Sumo wrestler. I saw this insane inflatable sumo wrestler costume at Spirit Halloween and instantly knew Charlotte would love it. 
  • Benoit - Cat in the Hat. I’m so sorry, I just totally imagine this. Benoit is so benevolent and just wants to be loved. 
  • Flannel - Wolf? Um, I don’t think he needs a costume, he probably just needs to go into battle mode and walk out with Velour (see below). 
  • Flora - Sally from the Nightmare Before Christmas. She likely goes all out 
  • Gunther - He’d keep Leon company at home handing out candy, but you can bet he wouldn’t end the night without pranking the daylights out of Leon. 

Because of the tag limit, the kids are posted here