inflatable arms

Things I’d rather see than Randy as champion:
  1. Carmella moonwalk the Mania 33 ramp
  2. Breezy Bella
  3. Miz and Maryse impersonate John and Nikki
  4. Alexa and Daniel bicker on Talking Smack like a father and his rebellious teen daughter
  5. Big E freaking out while playing virtual reality games
  6. Bray spider walk the Mania 33 ramp
  7. Jack, Aiden, and Simon having a tea party
  8. Ride Along with Baron and Corey
  9. Kevin promo
  10. Nattie talking about her cats
  11. Enzo do the running man down the Mania 33 ramp
  12. R-Truth teaching Dean how to dance
  13. Stone Cold drink 100 beers
  14. TJ dab for 10 hours
  15. Live concert of Naomi, Sasha, John, Tyler, and Shawn singing their theme songs
  16. Jillian singing 
  17. LayCool
  18. Santino as Santina
  19. Watch Finn build with his legos
  20. Peyton and Billie kangaroo hopping down the Mania 33 ramp
  21. Braun working out by lifting trees
  22. Shinsuke dance for 10 hours straight
  23. Chris name everyone on his list and go into detail why they’re on it
  24. Byron dancing and hugging Bayley’s wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men
  25. Paul promo while Brock stands beside him bouncing
  26. Breezango writing everyone in the locker room fashion tickets
  27. Naomi slide down the entire Mania 33 ramp
  28. Paige’s Anti-Diva gimmick from NXT
  29. Emma yelling at everyone about how it’s “all about me”
  30. Brie give birth
  31. Roman and Dean do the Bella Twins entrance
  32. Seth and Dean do the Funkadactyls entrance
  33. Xavier freaking out while playing jump scares on UpUpDownDown
  34. Renee try to do Dean’s hair
  35. Lana speak Russian for 6 hours
  36. Team B.A.D. sing Christmas carols
  37. Liv eat pizza
  38. Alexa trying to pick up Baron
  39. Broken Matt
  40. Team B.A.D. and New Day having a twerk off
  41. AJ Lee and Mickie having a skip off
  42. Roman jumping over the top rope
  43. Neville’s 450 Splash
  44. 15 hours of Becky saying her best puns
  45. Alicia flipping out
  46. Nattie’s cats
  47. Shane jump off the titantron
  48. Seth’s Phoenix Splash
  49. Noam saying “Alicia Foooooooooooooooooooox” for 10 hours
  50. Charlotte’s corkscrew moonsault
  51. Seth mosh
  52. Nikki spear the shit out of everyone
  53. Dean doing shots with Renee’s mom
  54. Asuka murder everyone in sight
  55. Maryse read the dictionary doing her impersonation of how Nikki talks
  56. The New Day dancing
  57. Seth losing his shit on UpUpDownDown
Creepypasta #1116: I Can See Your Demons

Length: Short

It can help in social situations and it makes people watching a bit more fun, but it’s unsettling as you can imagine. The worst part is everyone has one, so I see them everywhere. Honestly, I’m just glad the demons don’t seem to realize I can see them.

Oh, and if you’re curious, I have tried to see my own demon, but I’m pretty sure it’s stuck on my back or something so using a mirror can’t really help. Not to mention they never show up in photos or videos.

Anyway, I’ve had this gift since I can remember, though fortunately my parents never took me seriously about it. The only person I’ve really opened up to is Sally, a nice little blonde girl in my 6th grade math class. She likes to hear about what the demons look like and hopes one day we can write a comic about it.

The most common one is addiction. He’s a tiny, thin little man-imp with a bulbous head and unkempt hair who twitches around a lot. He looks paranoid and whispers in the afflicted person’s ear constantly, sitting on their shoulder and wringing his seven-knuckled hands together.

Then there’s anxiety, a sort of shadow-clown who mimics someone’s steps in the most ridiculous fashion. She’s almost like one of those wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube things, if they were evil and never left you alone. I’ve learned quickly that laughing at them - as much as they can be funny at times - really hurts the person’s feelings, though it does make anxiety act even sillier.

Depression is a small little leech that sucks on the head, drooling over everything and never opening its eyes. It floats along when the person moves, never letting go. Sometimes I think I can see the tail ghosting into another dimension, as though it’s trying to pull the person away.

Eating disorder is a short, naked, hairy, fat man who walks on backwards hand-feet, staring at his victim while patting his belly and licking his lips. He moves his eyebrows around a lot, which is kind of weird, but it’s worse when he rips off his arm and eats it like his life depends on it. It grows back, but still.

Sally’s demon is abuse. I’ve seen it on others, but I haven’t told Sally - I’m sure she knows, anyway. She’s a gaunt blue fairy who flitters around with a little pouch putting makeup on Sally and herself. She always looks worried, even when she pauses to smile nervously.

Sally and I got to class a little early today and were chatting when a new classmate walked in. I couldn’t help but stare. He was the only person I’d ever seen without a demon attached. He took a seat a row or two away from us and looked straight at me, never once blinking. When I didn’t respond to one of Sally’s questions, she nudged me.

“What are you staring at?”

Credits to: Zchxz

DEAR WIFE

SUMMARY: SING ME A SONG SEQUEL. Part 2/3. You adjust to your new life and win everyone’s hearts.

WARNINGS: strong language, it’s Negan so expect innuendos and shit like that.

TAGS: @toxic-ink @suicidejsquad @negans-network

MASTERLIST


You slept in your own bed, in your own bedroom, which was situated next to Negan’s room. It was windy outside and extremely cold although the Saviours had gifted you with thick duvets- you needed a warm teddy bear. You had only been in the Sanctuary for a month and yet everyone loved you, even Negan’s other wives.

At first, Sherry hated you and tried to sway the other women to hate you too but when you sung and calmed down the wives and spoke to each other about music, you and Sherry began to have the closest friendship ever. But that was until she went. No one told you what happened to her and you didn’t ask.

As you lay in bed shivering, there were walkers groaning outside. You sobbed, crying yourself to sleep but it didn’t help. You were so tired but you had no other choice. You slid off your bed and put on one of dad’s old rock band t shirts before quietly tiptoeing to Negan’s bedroom.

Surprisingly, he lay alone. He wasn’t snoring, which meant he was awake.

“Negan.” You whispered, standing by his bed then you crawled to his figures and sat on your knees,“Negan, I can’t sleep…”

You shook him and he turned around, one eye open and a lazy smile on his lips. He had one hand rested under his pillow and the other arm opened to allow you to climb in.

He saw your shirt and tensed,“Whose is that?”

You crawled under the duvet and snuggled in yourself, smiling,“It was my dad’s.”

The smile returned on Negan’s face then he wrapped his arms around your waist, tangled his legs with yours and nuzzled his face in the crook of your neck.

“Do you really want to sleep, babydoll?” Negan asked, a smirk playing,“We could have some fun.”

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“If you wanna be my girlfriend you’ll have get ready to be tied up and gagged whenever I say so. Is that clear!”
Girl can’t speak because she have inflatable gag tightly in place. She nods to the man.

“Great! You will be perfect girlfriend to me. Now lets put this armbinder on your arms.”