16. Skeleminion five was sent from skull to spy on amazon. Amazon then sent them to spy on the CIA to see what thry knew about the heroes alliance. The CIA sent them as a spy to russia to spy on the KGB, who then sent them back to spy on Igor. They have long since forgotten who hired who and simply acceptd the many paychecks they find in their swiss bank account every month.
The way I see it, I’ve always been yours, since the beginning of time, and once every thousand years, when the right stars and planets perfectly align, my heart may rejoice, for in this brief window of time our souls passionately combine and I am lucky enough to call you mine.