listen, my friends who date straight cis men:

you have got to be alert and on top of things because straight cis men are the most irresponsible vectors of disease a careless god ever created. they are so disgusting and indifferent.

know about stis. know about bv, yeast infections, that thing that looks like a skin tag, the greenish ooze coming out of his dick, that funny smell–know what healthy genitals look and smell and feel like and don’t be afraid to assess your situation and turn him down if you want to and feel like you can.

you have to know this stuff because most men don’t know what’s up down there and if it isn’t actively hurting them they do not give a FUCK what it will do to you or anyone else as long as they get off.

you have to know this stuff because even tho it’s their responsibility, they’ll shirk it to the grave. don’t let their indifference affect you!

For the anon that requested Zen and Jumin as Team Rocket ages ago…I present you Dream Team Rocket. They’ve got it all - money, looks, talent…and a very beautiful cat ;D
Jumin and Zen as elite TR members
Elizabeth the 3rd as their Meowth
And Vanderwood as Giovanni the TR Leader

Also for the Day 4 AU prompt in JuminZen Week :3

Voltron prompt

While on a mission Keith gets stung by a bug/plant and in the days following becomes more and more aggressive towards Lance

Lance was really confused about how Keith was acting, lately they had been getting along really well. But now every time Lance even so much as look in Keith’s direction Keith would glare daggers at him. During training one night Lance was sparing with Keith and was getting nervous Keith was actually going to hurt him. Keith ended up pinning him to the mat rather roughly, and warned Lance to watch his back. He shoved Lance farther into the mat one last time before getting up and leaving. Days passed like that, Keith getting more and more aggressive, shooting threats and glares at Lance whenever they passed. But never once did Keith act any different towards the other Paladins. It was like he was normal one moment but as soon as he looked at Lance a dangerous look came across his face. Lance finally decided to talk to Shiro about it after literally being thrown across the training room by Keith, however as he approached Shiros door he saw Keith leaning against the wall. Keith came over to him and harshly pushed him against he wall, leaning in close he spoke lowly into lances ear and told him if he said anything to Shiro he would kill him.

John was a soldier huddled in the trenches facing No Man’s Land, feeling the most wretched he had ever been. He was cold and hungry, overwhelmed with the stench of unwashed bodies and infected wounds, the nearly endless rounds of gunfire and grenade explosions, the screams of the dying.

Sometimes he felt as if he would never again know the taste of bread and a proper cuppa tea, to breathe in air that was not foully tainted by the Enemy’s noxious poisons. Sometimes he felt that they were all under the pitiless gaze of some great Eye, naked in the Dark.

And then he heard an American voice say, “Don’t you understand? This is No Man’s Land. That means no man may cross it.”

And thus, John’s attention was captured by the hooded figure the American was speaking to. She dropped the cloak to reveal armor, that her hands carried a sword and a shield, and she ascended the ladder with steps swift and sure. John would always remember these words, though she herself had never said them aloud, but her actions spoke clear as day:

“I am no man.”

There she stood, a shining figure in the middle of No Man’s Land, facing the Enemy and drawing their fire, beautiful as the dawn, terrible as the sea, stronger than all the foundations of the Earth.

John Ronald Reuel Tolkien does not remember how he scrambled up the ladder to follow after her, only that he and his fellow soldiers followed in Her wake, to fight by her side and onwards to victory.


“Take me instead.”

Be careful of the curse
that falls on young lovers
Starts so soft and sweet
It turns them to hunters

A man who’s pure of heart
And says his prayers by night
May still become a wolf
When the autumn moon is bright

Howl- Florence + The Machine

Got a new planner so I’m ruining the old one with angst. ( with an amv hint)