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Why do people say “heads up” when you’re really supposed to duck? If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? Why do we say we’re head over heels when we’re happy? Isn’t that the way we normally are? Why do ‘fat chance’ and ‘slim chance’ mean the same thing? Why are apartments called apartments if they’re stuck together? Why do we believe people when they say that there are a billion stars but when they say wet paint we touch it anyway? If 4 out of 5 people suffer from a disease, does that mean the 5th person enjoys it? Do midgets shop in the men’s shorts section for pants? If you are in a three story house, and you are on the second floor, are you upstairs or downstairs? If a vacuum cleaner sucks, is that a good thing or a bad thing? If an escalator is broken down, doesn’t that just make it stairs? Why do crackers have holes and not cracks? If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? Why are they called “Stands” if they were made for sitting? Why do we have to pay tolls on freeways? Do infants like infantry as much as adults like adultery? Why is taking a dump called taking a dump, shouldn’t it be called leaving a dump? If love is blind then why do we believe in love at first sight? Why are boxing rings square? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected? If the number 2 pencil is so good, why is it still number 2?