ineffable boyfriends

anonymous asked:

Ineffable Boyfriends

  • makes the bed in the mornings: Aziraphale
  • has sole posession of the T.V. remote: Crowley
  • stays up until 2am reading: Aziraphale
  • is the bigger cuddler: Crowley (maybe he’s a bit of a constrictor)
  • does the laundry: Aziraphale (oh no, can’t just miracle away the stains)
  • mows the lawn: Crowley (If you mean threshing the grass into submission)
  • is better at budgeting: Aziraphale
  • instigates the sex (and who’s into the kinkier stuff)

A: Would you like to, um, do the sex, my dear?
C: [flat stare behind sunglasses]
A: I… didn’t think so.
C: I’ll have another sashimi, though.