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Truths of the Types: What They're Doing

INFJ - is probably on the verge of breaking down because of the realization they can’t marry their favorite fictional character and they have to pick someone from this planet

INTP - is probably wearing earphones right now to avoid face to face human interaction while they lurk the world wide web and expand their collection of saved memes

ISFJ - is probably pampering themself with beauty/health products because they can’t fix themself on the inside

ISTJ - is probably trying to fix something that doesn’t need to be fixed which frustrates everyone around them

INTJ - is probably staring into space thinking about their purpose in life & thinking of ways to extend their already-long list of achievements in their resume

INFP - is probably playing videogames right now and doing much more in their character’s life, more than their own

ISTP - is probably trying their best not to be rude but still ends up hurting people by their sharp words and still doesn’t realize it

ISFP - is probably smiling and looking sensitive and innocent but is actually patiently waiting for their best friend and girlfriend to break up so they could finally make their move on them

ESFP - is probably doing something they shouldn’t be doing but does it eitherway without giving effort of hiding it and is surprised about getting caught

ESFJ - is probably writing an article to help others but is actually just writing it so they can share another one of their life stories–which no one actually cares about

ESTJ - is probably smiling on the outside acting like they like you but deep down they know they’re better than you–and if you actually are, they’ll watch your every move

ESTP - is probably thinking of ways to surprise their current romantic partner by making them sad first, just to see their reaction and be able to make them feel better later on–but fails horribly to the point that their partner almost breaks up with them

ENTP - is probably on snapchat taking random snaps of themselves with their dog to show that they’re having more fun than they actually are

ENFP - is probably being clingy with numerous people at the same time through chat, making each of them feel special but they don’t know it’s not only them

ENFJ - is probably posting inspirational quotes online & showing people motivational tips but doesn’t actually follow their own advice

ENTJ - is probably reposting articles online about why a person who is strong and independent is hard to love but are actually the best people to love


P.S. Hoping you guys like my new segment ☺ First time I’m writing about all the types! Sorry again for the hiatus, btw! Hope this post will make it up to you guys.

Types as things people do when the party's over
  • going to sleep: ISTJ, ENTJ
  • washing dishes: ISFJ, ENFJ
  • standing at the door talking: ENTP, ESFP
  • (still) eating: ESFJ, ISFP
  • after party!: ENFP, ESTP
  • playing video games: ESTJ, ISTP
  • running to the phone to recharge your depleted social battery: INTJ, INFP
  • lying on the sofa, motionless, most likely dead inside: </b> INTP, INFJ
INTP, ENFP: intp, the reluctant confidant
  • ENFP: (has been venting about relationship issues and emotions for half an hour)
  • INTP: (trying to be a good sibling and listen but is lowkey dying)
  • ENFP: --and i don't know what to do!!
  • INTP: i don't know either man, i don't know why you come to me with relationship stuff. i'm not...
  • INTP: (searching for words) um...good with this stuff
  • ENFP: oh for some reason i thought you were going to say "not a good person"
  • INTP:
  • INTP: honestly, that too
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“Didn’t you hear me?” Kageyama asked impatiently, interrupting Shouyou’s panicked thoughts. “Let me see your face.”

And then he reached out, grabbing Shouyou by the chin with a strong hand, forcing him to tilt his head upwards.

And Shouyou met his eyes.

The first thing he noticed was that he had been wrong, about Kageyama’s eyes. They were dark, yes, a shade of blue so deep it was almost black. But they weren’t cold.

They were instead like the kindling for a flame, intense and boring straight into Shouyou, lighting him from the inside out.

The second thing he noticed (or perhaps the third, after the strong brows and full lips and straight, statuesque nose) was that Kageyama was staring back at him with the same expression Shouyou was sure was on his own face.

Pure, unfiltered desire.

Beauty Indicators In Natal Chart

For Female: 

Sun in earth or air sings
Moon in water or air signs or Taurus
Mercury in air(specially in Gemini) or Virgo or fire signs
Venus in Taurus, Libra, Cancer or Pisces (sometimes in Scorpio)
Mars in air or water signs
Jupiter in fire or air sign or Cancer (sometimes in Taurus)
Saturn in air (specially Libra) or water signs or Taurus
Neptune in water or earth signs (sometimes in aquarius too)
Uranus in air or fire signs (specially Aquarius or Sagittarius)
Pluto in fire or air signs (specially Sagittarius or Libra) or Scorpio

For male:


Sun in fire or air sign
Moon in water or fire sign (sometimes in earth signs too)
Mercury in air or fire signs
Venus in air or fire signs
Mars in fire or air signs
Jupiter in fire or air sings
Saturn in earth or fire signs
Neptune in water or air signs
Uranus in air or fire signs (specially Aquarius or Sagittarius)
Pluto in fire or air signs or Scorpio
  • Alex: Oh, do me a favor, peel this apple for me, please.
  • John: No, no, I’m not gonna peel an apple for you.
  • Alex: But Herc always does it for me.
  • John: Why does Herc peel your apples for you?
  • Alex: He doesn’t like for me to eat the apples with the skin on it, he says the skin’s loaded with toxins.
  • John: Okay, well, good news - Herc's not here.
  • Alex: I know he's not here and that’s why I need you to do it for me. PLEASE, PLEASE.
  • John: Oh Jesus, just eat it with the skin on it.
  • Alex: I do not LIKE IT with the skin, John. I'm not ALLOWED to eat it with the skin, I'm not ALLOWED!
  • John: OH MY GOD, all right. If you just shut up, I will peel the apple for you the way Herc likes you to eat it! Give it to me, give it to me! I’ll do it the way Herc insists, okay?

If you make fun of addicts online, you are a piece of shit. It’s not funny to make fun of people who are struggling with addiction. I’m sick and tired of seeing videos on YouTube of people who are “visibly” addicts getting publicly humiliated and ridiculed. I see the comment sections of videos like that and am sickened. Some people truly forget that the people they are ridiculing in the “smackhead nodding out on bus” or “crack whore in Walmart” videos are real people. Addicts are human beings. We deserve to be treated with respect. We deserve basic human rights.

Addiction is a disease. Being an addict doesn’t make you a bad person. You are not a good person because you don’t do drugs. You’re definitely not a good person if you make fun of sick people who are struggling with a disease.

“Una leggenda cinese è riuscita ad spiegare in una maniera molto convincente perchè la fede si trova nel quarto dito:

- I pollice rappresentano i genitori.

- L’indice rappresentano i fratelli, sorelle e amici.

- Il dito medio rappresenta te stesso.

- L’anulare (quarto dito) rappresenta il tuo coniuge.

- Il mignolo rappresenta i tuoi figli.”

“Ora unisci le tue mani, palmo contro palmo, poi unisci un dito medio all’altro facendo in maniera che essi puntino verso te, come nell’immagine… 
Ora tenta separare in maniera parallela i tuoi pollici (genitori) noterai che si separano perchè i tuoi genitori non sono destinati a vivere con te sino alla tua morte, unisca le dita nuovamente. 
Ora faccia lo stesso con gli indicatori (fratelli, sorelle e amici) anche essi si separano perchè loro se ne vanno ognuno alla ricerca del suo destino, unisci nuovamente le dita. Ora tenta separare i mignoli (figli) anch’essi si separano perchè i figli crescono e quando possono farcela da soli se ne vanno, unisci nuovamente le dita. 
Finalmente prova a separare le dita anulare (coniuge) e ti sorprenderai quando non riuscirai assolutamente separale. Questo è dovuto al fato che una coppia è destinata a stare assieme sino a l’ultimo giorno della loro vita, ed è per questo che la fede si usa nel quarto dito” <3