America, 3rd of July:
ugh, I don't understand what Congress is fighting about now. The new president is the 'annoying orange', everyone's in disarray; there's so much conflict everywhere!! This sucks!
America, 4th of July:
THIS COUNTRY IS THE GREATEST GODDAMN COUNTRY IN THE UNIVERSE!! ITS SO AWESOME AND AMAZING THAT I WANT TO RIDE MY EAGLE TO EVERY SINGLE STATE, EVEN TEXAS!! GOD BLESS ME, GOD BLESS AMERICANS, LOVE YOU ALL!!