Stabby the Space Roomba. Sure, as a concept and character, Stabby is amazing, but that’s not the part I love the most. At some point, someone made a post about humans bonding with nonhumans, and it kept being escalated, until someone mentioned the possibility of humans deciding a roomba with a knife taped on it is now their commanding officer. And from that day, any time people made a ‘humans are weird’ post, someone incuded stabby. Because we don’t need an actual roomba to care about.
We, as humans, can fall in love with the mere concept of a cleaning robot that stabs people. We have fallen in love with it, and spread the concept, to such a degree that I guarantee you that when interstellar flight is achieved, most ships will have their own stabby, and that when to ships dock together there will be ritual fights. Aliens, if they exist, will ask why in our society these crude AI’s hold such cultural significance. Perhaps it has to do with our friend the cat, which is likewise a carnivore we deified to the point of ludicrousnous in the past?
And we’ll go “No, someone three millenia ago came up with it as a joke and we collectively agreed it was the best joke ever.”
fahc jeremy will not pass up the opportunity to mess up a grocery run.
a different person goes every week, but jeremy??? manages to come?? always. the only time he missed a run was because he was passed out in a hospital bed.
so,, geoff has this little family grocery store that he’s gone to since he was a child- rlly good friends with the owners and they love him and the crew so obviously they always go directly there.
its kinda run down, and usually has things knocked off the shelves bc delinquents think its cool to trash a store and try to steal stuff (its not assholes dont do that shit)
so,, jeremy helps out! he cleans up whenever he sees a little mess and sometimes he gets over his head and cleans up a whole aisle bc and i quote ‘michael its what rimmy tim would do’. when he goes with anyone except ryan, they usually help with him and then pull him outside because he cleans like half the store.
ryan and jeremy,, holy shit ryan punched the last person that entered the store with a gun and jeremy hap hap-ed the people harassing the clerks out the door. ryan shops while jeremy cleans and then finishes with him. they leave at 4 and come back at 7:30 it’s fuking ridiculous and the rest of the crew finds it ridiculous (incuding the owners as they constantly express their gratitude despite jeremy really not having to clean).
tldr; jeremy and ryan are cleaning masters despite living in filth at the penthouse
I really love your rec list they are awesome! Could you make a captain swan list with tatoo artist au? Thanks!
(tattoo artist + soulmate tattoo)
He is a Flower in her Untamed Gardenby @littlebabeswan
She is a Tattered Canvas he Would Love to Mend… Killian’s job as a tattoo artist is all about handling sharp objects, various types of needles that work in tandem with his hand to create beautiful things on delicate skin. Does his profession provide him with enough experience to be able to handle Emma Swan’s thorns?
Stains of Inkby @terreisa
Emma Swan is a tattoo artist who believes her life is perfect the way it is and there’s no need for anything more. Killian Jones is a florist whose been dealt several blows in life but is slowly salvaging his life from the wreckage. All it takes is meeting each other to find that, sometimes, it takes another person to complete a happy ending. A modern Captain Swan AU.
Sound & Colourby @didiwritethis
Emma Swan passes a particular tattoo studio every day, and is entranced by the artwork in the window. Gathering her courage, she steps in and meets the owner, Killian Jones, who transforms her life.
Skin Deepby @captainodonewithyou
There is a soulmate tattoo headcanon popping around on tumblr about soulmates having tattoos of the last words their love will say to them. My friend told me to write it, and I did. Captain Swan angst ahead. (pirate)
The Time Tattooby @onceuponabadass
What would you do if you knew when the most important moment in your life was going to happen? For Emma Swan that moment was 23 years 22 days 8 minutes and 15 seconds away… and it was only getting closer.
Chasing Thursdays by @nowforruin
Elsa has no desire to follow in her politician mother’s footsteps and Emma wants to quit working at Granny’s. They decide to open Frozen and take advantage of the summer tourist season, but Emma doesn’t count on their neighbor, tattoo artist Killian Jones, showing up every single Thursday for more than just ice cream.
Another Tattoo by searchingwardrobes
As Emma traces the tattoo on Killian’s wrist with her thumb, she’s more sure than ever that she can’t tell him her secret. Killian does something unique to assure Emma she doesn’t need to fear the future. Set after 6x02.
taste youby @swallowedsong
pwp. it’s that one tattoo of his. the one that sits low on his hips. the one that peeks out from under his shirt as he lies there all bed-rumpled and sleepy. it makes her want to lick it.
They call it a ‘gift,’ but Emma Swan has only ever seen it as a burden and a trap. She’s never been a big fan of having an assigned soulmate, especially one predetermined by a silly little mark, so she’s spent her whole life avoiding finding him, throwing herself into work and dating at whim. It’s worked for her well enough, until the one day it doesn’t, and Emma is forced to come to terms with the fact that try as she might to run away from her destiny, it always finds a way to catch up.
Branded On My Heartby @ardentaislinn During the year that they were away from Storybrooke, Hook kept his promise to think of Emma everyday. And in those thoughts, he began to realize that he probably had lost his second true love. One drunken evening, he decides to give Emma a tribute like he did for Milah — with a tattoo. Now back in Storybrooke and Emma still not falling for him, he has to hide this ill timed mistake. But one day she sees it… And he has to explain…
Dare Over Truth by @sotheylived
Prompt via tumblr from startswithhope who asked for a tattoo artist au with truth or dare. In which Killian never says no to a dare until the one time he does.
Forget-me-nots on my Skin (Forevermore) by alphardhy Soulmate!AU in which you see the world in black and white until your soulmate comes into your life, a burst of colour among the dull crowds. And once you touch your soulmate, the whole world comes alive.Killian Jones is an English tattoo artist who moves to New York after his brother’s death. Emma Swan is helping Mary Margaret with her flower shop in The Big City. (She has never been a flower person, but she needs to pay the rent.)
True Love Leaves a Mark by @sotheylived
Emma learns that the tattoo she’s had written directly above her heart for more than ten years may have come from something other than a long night of drinking.
The Importance of Words by @terreisa The words written on Emma’s arm are supposed to be the last thing her soul mate would ever say to her. She just didn’t know what would happen to her, or them, that could cause those words to fall from their mouth.
Dont care what u think camren is OTP goals af and no one can convince me otherwise...
and let´s not forget..
this one tho…
i gotta incude this one cuz wifey eyes are giving me dem feels
and also fetus days
and the cheek touching
and the hand holding…
NEVER GETTING OVER THIS ONE….
this gif will be the end of me…
and the lip biting…
when you are couple goals af
AND HER WE GO AGAIN WITH SOUL PIERCING STARES..
WHO COULD IT POSSIBLY BE?
OTP GAME STRONG..
LAUREN FROM THE PLANET GREEN EYEN ATTACK YOU..
p.s and don´t ever think
shipping these 2 girls romantically cause that´s clearly delusional BIG TIME and also clearly not the case AT All´. and it is also deeply intrusive unlike every other heterosexual couple that people seem to be ok with shipping because heteronormativity
Cedric Diggory Imagine - Meeting Cedric Diggory After He Fell For You Would Include
Pairing: Cedric x Reader Word Count: 752 Request: this needs to be a pt 2 when they meet ❤️❤️ it’s amazing! Blurb: Cedric Diggory has had this major crush on her, but cannot get the courage to talk to her. One day he accidently gets te courage to talk to her and can’t believe how amazing she is. Authors Note: I love this. + I have about 15083 assessments so updates will be slow this and next week.
Summary: [MCU] Avengers back together. Tony keeps a polite distance from Cap, but starts an odd friendship with Bucky: They do things they used to do w Cap and bond over mutual interests Cap never had. Cue jealous Cap in denial that it can be anything but friendly jealousy. He’s just jealous Tony is replacing him with Bucky, right? (wrong).
Summary: Steve writes letters to Tony that he never sends. By the time he hands them to their rightful owner, Tony has had a brush with death, has retired as a superhero, and now has a small town workshop of his very own. But it’s okay, Steve has gone into retirement too.
Comment: I’ll be surprise if you haven’t read this yet. If you haven’t yet, what are you waiting for???
Summary: Tony wanted to hurl the phone across the room. Opening the drawer of Steve’s desk – and lord was it bad enough he was sat in Steve’s office, little used as it was, to read that infernal letter – he rather wished he had. No hint of them, in this room, in the letter. No hint of even a second of it; except for the little black velvet box tucked away in the drawer. The ring nestles in deep red material, a thick golden band with a blue star inlaid. In a different circumstance, the answer would be shaking, and the ring would be slipped on with gentle fingers-He’s not even sure when he lost it, he just knows that it’s not his, anymore.
Summary: Tony decides to help Bucky to deprogram the Winter Soldier using his Binarily Augmented Retro Framing Tech and at first refuses to come to terms with having fallen in love with Steve. But just when Tony finds out that Steve’s in love with him, too, Bucky recovers one crucial memory: that once upon the 1930s, he and Steve had been in love with each other.
Comment: This is one of the first fix-its that I read after watching Civil War.
h e l l o ! I’m back with one more simmie ^_^ ♥ her name is Mariana Helbert Ireally like how she turned out ♥ ♥ ♥ if you are intrested in downlouding her , you can downloud her at TS4 gallery! under: “_GallexySimmer_” ❀ ✿ make sure you have “incude Custom Content” on. ♥
• Red lipstick everywhere 😉 • Getting spoiled 24/7 • Stealing each other’s clothes • Cuddling by the fire place during could nights • Staying over at each other’s house • You sneaking out to sleep with Cherly • PDA • Shopping buddies • Teasing each other at school • When mad the whole school knows because Cheryl would be extra bitchy • Being best friends with Jughead • Cherly not approving f your friendship • But she loves you too much • Being the first to say I ❤ you • Making Cheryl jealous when she doesn’t give you the attention that you want • Supporting her during the whole Jason ordeal • Being her shoulder to cry on • Losing your virginity to Cheryl
- Severus isn’t all that good with children, in fact he hates the ones he’s forced to teach, but that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t try… at least, with his own, he tries.
- He’d be firm but fair and when he tells them off he easily slips into Teacher Mode. He’d listen to their excuses with a raised eyebrow and a, “is that so.” - it’s not a question but a statement. He’d come and bend to their level when they’re really young and ask them softly what they did wrong, why they did it, etc. and then he’d hug them and tell them not to do it again but he still loves them, etc.
- He’s almost desperate to give them the childhood he should have had so he avoids arguments with his partner or close friends where he can, he incudes his kid in big decisions, etc. he always, always listens to them.
- Severus definitely sneaks his kid sweets when they’re not supposed to eat them.
- He’s invested heavily in their education and from a young age he teaches them essential skills - writing, reading, first aid, quick spells, life hacks etc. he wouldn’t let his kid go to a Magical School clueless.
- Very accepting, loyal and loving. Protective, firm but fair, sometimes seems Scary but is actually a Big Softie Papa Bear who would do anything for his family.