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My (Only) Friend James Madison
  • Jefferson: Fine. I’ll ask one of my other friends.
  • Madison: Huh...
  • Jefferson: What? You’re saying I’ve only got one friend?
  • Madison: Uh... And...who...?
  • Jefferson: Kevin. In bookkeeping.
  • Madison: Okay, well, first of all, his name’s Karl...
  • Jefferson: I call him Kevin. It’s his secret friendship club name.
Or Are You, Jefferson?
  • Washington: You [and Hamilton] are just too nasty to each other not to have been... Nasty.
  • Jefferson: Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven’t slept with. I am that good.

anonymous asked:

Merformers tfp bots finding out their human s/o is aqua-phobic when they slipped & nearly drowned? They rescue them & confront them about why they didn't swim too

Sounds like Cancer. {I have literally no commentary for this, so my last resort it to quote wheeljack incorrectly. I'm joking!} 20/23)

Optimus

  • After you wake up after almost drowning, he asks you how and why you don’t know how to swim.
  • After trying to keep you from having a panic attack, you explain to him about how you have aquaphobia and are afraid of water.
  • He kinda understands, but not really. He’s lived in waters his entire life, he is not afraid. But you do not have gills as he does, so you can’t breathe underwater. He get’s it.
  • He asks if he could teach you how to swim.  
  • Yes or no, is up to you.

Ratchet and Arcee

  • When you’re back up on the surface, and you’re freaking out, he’s just a bit mad.
  • What were you doing?! Can’t you swim?!?!
  • When the answer is no, they’re a bit weirded out.
  • When you explain your aquaphobia, they’re just a bit sympathetic.
  • Ratchet advises you learn.
  • Arcee will teach you. 


Bumblebee and Smokescreen

  • Once up on the surface, and you look like you’re about to cry, he asks why you weren’t swimming.
  • When you explain your aquaphobia, he’s okay with it.
  • He offers to teach you up in shallow water, for starters!

Bulkhead

  • He’s confused buy how you don’t like water.
  • He had always thought, it was just a normal instinct for all creatures.
  • He’s a horrible teacher, so he’ll stay on the beach until he knows you’re okay. 

Wheeljack

  • When you get back on land, he’s questioning the hell out of you the second you calm down.
  • What? You don’t know how to swim? Aquaphobia? What’s that? Sounds like cancer.
  • I could teach you.
  • He’s the kinda asshole who would throw you back in. but

Ultra Magnus

  • When you explain your aquaphobia.
  • he understands, but in the ocean, you had to face your fears.
  • so he’ll give you a petty speech about it.
  • and then say he’ll teach you if you would allow him too.
  • He’s a big-ass mer, you’d be okay!
Great Minds Think Alike (Riverdale - Jughead x OC) Part 7

Pairing : Jughead x OC

Synopsis : A new girl arrives in town around the time of Jason Blossom’s accident. That alone makes her suspicious and unlikeable to most people. Jughead has every reason to investigate on her, the timing is too perfect, right? And it has nothing to do with the young girl’s odd yet charming way of always seeming to find her way back to him, no matter the situation.  

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“Okay-“ Iris trailed off, stretching the last syllable while squinting her eyes at Jughead. This wasn’t exactly what she expected when she came here. It was the opposite of what she expected honestly. “Now would be a good time to tell me how you know that information about me that I told absolutely no one,” she ended up saying.

“I hacked into your computer and stole all confidential data it contained,” Jughead said. His tone was sarcastic enough to leave no doubt about the fact that he didn’t, in fact, hack into her laptop. “No dummy, I saw it one your ID when you forgot it at Pop’s, remember?” He chuckled, enjoying Iris’ frown of confusion.

This incident had completely slipped her mind and she was stunned that he remember the date of her birthday even though at the time he found her ID they were barely acquaintances and nowhere near being friends yet.

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the layers of the INTP

1. At first glance - very shy, but polite. Will give you helpful directions to the library, maybe do the washing up for you, etc. Likes to be busy and is anxious when bored.  Awkward but means well.

2. Luvs knowledge. Often in the library, spends spare money on books (but rarely reads them in their entirety). An unapologetic hoe for museums and documentaries relating to their interests. Reads non-fiction and research articles for fun (u get the idea).

3. Will mentally kill you and neatly dispose of your remains if you spell something wrong, incorrectly quote a fact, or make them hold an infant (remaining completely poker-faced throughout).

4. Ridiculous. Can either quote Shakespeare verbatim, remember the release dates of all their favourite director’s films, spout endless scientific information, or all three, but also spams the group chat with pictures of possums eating trash and gives them all names and characters. If they seemed chill before, this confirms the ‘no chill’/’chaotic neutral’ -ness of the INTP.

5. Somewhere, there’s a little peanut sized thing which is the INTP’s heart. This is like those ‘Grow a Dinosaur in water’ kits, most of the time it’s just bobbing about nonchalantly but then suddenly something violates the INTP’s logic and it swells up and overpowers them. The INTP on strong feelings is a mess.