incorrect iron fist quotes

Matt: “Knowledge” is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, “wisdom” is not putting it in a fruit salad

Danny: That was deep

Jess: “Philosophy” is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

Danny: That was deeper

Luke: “Common sense” is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, ya nasties

Actual line from the upcoming Defenders mini series
  • Jessica: It's so dark down here. I can't see a thing.
  • Matt (sarcastically): Oh no, what a nightmare!
  • Jessica: Sorry.
  • Claire: Before I end this lesson, let's recap: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. Any questions?
  • Luke: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Claire: That means you're poisonous.
  • Colleen: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Claire: That's voodoo.
  • Danny: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Claire: That's correlation, not causation.
  • Matt: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Jess: That's kinky.
  • Matthew: Several months ago I lost my dear girlfriend, Elektra.
  • Elektra: Quit telling people I'm dead!
  • Matthew: Sometimes I can still hear her voice.
  • Danny Rand: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
  • Luke Cage: Wow, my Childhood innocence.
  • Matt Murdock: And my will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
  • Jessica Jones: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
  • Frank Castle: Mental stability, my old friend!
  • Danny Rand: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
  • Foggy: There's seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
  • Matt: Have everyone stand.
  • Luke: Bring three more chairs.
  • Danny: The best seven of the lot can sit down.
  • Jess: Kill three.
  • Trish: Jess... we talked about this.

I really recommend watching the video to make sure you’re imagining everyone saying their lines the right way.

Luke: Okay Jessica, you are clearly in a bad space today, but Stick is our friend, and the Barenaked Ladies are triple platinum, are you?
Jessica: Why does everyone leap to defend that band so aggressively and how much stuff do we have to go through this year before my friendship stops being questioned?
Matt: Well maybe friendship is about going through a lot of stuff, Jessica, and maybe BNL has two Billboard Awards to your zero!
Jessica: Oh, okay, they’re BNL now? We need a shorthand for the Barenaked Ladies. That’s how fundamental they are. You know what Stick probably needs more than anything? Some space. Maybe I do too.
Danny: You know what? Maybe we all need some space, to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the mid 90s, you selfish, jaded, ass!