incorrect intermission quotes

  • Diamonds Droog: You want to scam them?
  • Spades Slick: I was thinking of flat out stealing from them.
  • Diamonds Droog: What? No way!
  • Spades Slick: Why not? We already stole a Prospitian!
  • Diamonds Droog: No we didn't. Ms. Paint's here of her own free will. She can do what she wants.
  • Ms. Paint: I wanna steal.
  • Crowbar: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
  • Spades Slick: Yes.
  • Crowbar: I was hula hooping.
  • Matchsticks and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
  • Spades Slick: Oh, my God.
  • Crowbar: I've mastered all the moves.
  • The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
  • Spades Slick: Why are you telling me this?
  • Crowbar: Because no one will ever believe you.
  • Spades Slick: You sick son of a bitch.