incorrect

  • Zen: I wasn't that drunk
  • MC: You called yourself ugly
  • Zen: ...
  • MC: ...
  • Zen: ...
  • MC: ...
  • Zen: oh my god
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Pronouncing Things Incorrectly

Percabeth
  • Percy : Annabeth
  • Annabeth : Yes ?
  • Percy : I think you should change your name because it doesn't sound right .
  • Annabeth : Really ?! To what ?
  • Percy : Jackson * runs away
  • Annabeth : Why -
  • * soon realises
  • Annabeth : COME BACK HERE PERCY
  • * runs like a maniac
  • Annabeth : I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST PROPOSED TO ME
  • Annabeth : WHIPE YOUR SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE PERCY
  • Percy : * dies in laughter and happiness
Christmas with BTS Pt1 by bangthetanboys
  • Jungkook: *runs into the dorm* "EVERYBODY SANTAS REINDEER ARENT REAL"
  • Yoongi: "you know Santa is fak-"
  • Jin: *covers Yoongis mouth* "Oh yes jungkook, they're fake...but don't worry, they're just flying horses in real life"
arm puns
  • Naruto: Oh no don't be scared of Sasuke - he's 'armless
  • Naruto: Tricks up his sleeve? There's nothing up his sleeve!
  • Naruto: Having trouble, Sasuke? Let me lend you a hand.
  • Naruto: Sasuke can take bad guys on single handed, no problem.
  • Sasuke: *mentally killing him*
  • mitch: *noticeably excited* can i come over tonight and play video games?
  • tyler: *turns to face mitch* listen marns, i need to take care of my son
  • mitch: *starts to pout* if you wanted to take care of me you’d let me come over