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  • Amy: Jake, did you tell anybody that we're engaged?
  • Jake: Yes, Amy, I have no self-control and I told the pretzel vendor that we're engaged
  • Amy: Okay, no need to be sarcastic, babe
  • Jake: No, seriously, I have no self-control and I told the pretzel vendor that we're engaged
  • Gryffindor: Oh my god we're all gonna die!
  • Ravenclaw: We can't die! I CAN'T DIE I'VE ONLY HAD SEX ONE AND A HALF TIMES!
  • Hufflepuff: WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE CAN EVERYBODY PLEASE CALM THE FUCK DO...wait one and a half?
  • Ravenclaw: Well I...
  • Slytherin: FOR FUCKS SAKE GUYS CAN WE FOCUS ON THE DEATH THREAT AROUND HERE?
  • Max: Rules are made to be broken.
  • David: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
  • Nikki: Uh, pinatas.
  • Ered: Glow sticks.
  • Neil: Karate boards.
  • Dolph: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
  • Max: Rules.