including me for a while there

Quick note about sending me asks about how cats aren’t unflattering


I literally only publish around 1% of these type of asks. I include in the “Ask me anything” link to not send me these asks. I receive over 100 submissions a day, work a full time job, and have a million things going on in my personal life. This is one of the things that I did not miss about coming back to Tumblr. 

While you may think that sending asks like this or sending me shitty messages is funny or a great use of your time, have some respect and find something better to do. These messages are not funny or original. Going forward, I will consider blocking future users that send me these asks whether it’s a joke or not because I’m tired of dealing with them. 

I JUST REALIZED while rambling about what I want Steve to be doing between Civil War and Infinity War

(reclaiming his autonomy over his body, including growing a beard. reclaiming his autonomy over his beliefs and convictions. standing up for marginalized groups by attending protests and rallies and metaphorically punching the trump administration in the face [maybe literally too]. and just being the epitome of Steve Rogers ‘fight me’ and recklessness in doing the right thing + embracing who he is post-Cap. 

AND relearning how to have fun, and relax. etc)







and it struck me while I was thinking about it in the context of someone having a conversation with Steve about him questioning his sexuality that based on what the public was told Steve leaving the Avengers BECAUSE of Bucky might be a very, very obvious conclusion for people to make.

tl;dr common perception post Civil War is probably leaning towards Captain America being gay as fuck betraying America for TWS leaving the Avengers for Bucky.

IwaOi soccer player au: Forward(striker)!Iwaizumi and goalkeeper(also captain)!Oikawa

  • Their ritual before every game includes them holding each other’s face, forehead touching while cheering the other up, ending with a simultaneous slap to the other’s back. 
  • Iwa’s signature goal celebration is an air fist pump with Oikawa, which turns into a (very curt and quick) air kiss to Oikawa after they start dating. 
  • Both of them become extremely flustered (face all red or eye averted, Oikawa’s face sometimes hidden behind his gloves) every time Iwa does so. Their teammates and fans enjoy way too much at this interaction. 
  • Hanamaki once teases Iwa for keeping doing something that embarrassing himself so much. Iwa only replies “it just feels right.
  • They finally get more at ease with all the “public display of affection” after they get married, when Iwa’s goal celebration becomes a kiss to his ring finger (without a ring on the field for safety reasons) and Oikawa always mirrors it.  
Dating Scott McCall Would Include

Originally posted by tweenw


• being best friends with stiles

• not knowing about him being a werewolf for a while

• finding out and not being able to be around him

• he confronts you during school

• “okay i understand this is a lot of to handle but we’ve gone through a lot in our relationship and i don’t believe this is the way we’re supposed to end”

• “i’m not even mad about the werewolf thing scott, i’m mad you didn’t tell me”

• makes it up to you in a big way

• after that, always helping out in the pack

• the pack loving you and protecting you

• allison teaches you how to shoot

• isaac and scott spend weeks teaching you how to fight

• stiles giving you a bat

• even though you never need it

• wherever you are, scott’s a few steps behind

•he says i love you first • you being his anchor

• momma mccall loving you

• always inviting you over for dinner

• you cook with her when she’s free

• being a mom towards the pack

• being at every lacrosse game


• wearing his jersey

• the whole school loving you guys together

• being high school sweethearts

• overprotective scott 25/8

• big on pda

• always touching you in someway

• overall, loving you with everything in him

Playlist for “A Gilded World” by Jincerity

So Jincerity’s “A Gilded World” is probably my YoonJin sanctuary so i made a playlist of songs that i personally think, fit the situations of the fanficiton. I included lyric snippets of the songs to show why i think they fit. Hope you like them :)

Seokjin -> Jungkook

If I was dying on my knees
You would be the one to rescue me
And if you were drowned at sea
I’d give you my lungs so you could breathe

I’ve got you brother
I’ve got you brother

Jimin -> Seokjin

“Give me love like never before,
‘Cause lately I’ve been craving more,
And it’s been a while but I still feel the same,
Maybe I should let you go
“And that I’ll fight my corner,
Maybe tonight I’ll call ya,
After my blood turns into alcohol,
No, I just wanna hold ya.”
“ My, my, my, my, oh give me love,
My, my, my, my, oh give me love,
My, my, my, my, oh give me love,
My, my, my, my, oh give me love,
My, my, my, my, oh give me love. “

“I don’t want them to know the secrets
I don’t want them to know the way I loved you
I don’t think they’d understand it, no
I don’t think they would accept me, no”
“ I loved and I loved and I lost you
I loved and I loved and I lost you
And it hurts like hell
Yeah it hurts like hell “

Jimin -> Taehyung

“If I told you that I loved you
Tell me, what would you say?
If I told you that I hated you
Would you go away?
Now I need your help with everything that I do
I don’t want to lie, I’ve been relying on you
“Fallin’ again, I need a pick-me-up
I’ve been callin’ you “friend, ” I need to give it up “

I’m sick, and I’m tired too
I can admit, I am not fireproof
I feel it burning me
I feel it burning you
I hope I don’t murder me
I hope I don’t burden you “

“Oh simple thing where have you gone?
I’m getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you’re gonna let me in
I’m getting tired and I need somewhere to begin
“ And if you have a minute why don’t we go
Talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything
So why don’t we go
Somewhere only we know? “

Seokjin -> Yoongi

“ I had to find you
Tell you I need you
Tell you I set you apart

Tell me your secrets
And ask me your questions

“ Nobody said it was easy
It’s such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard
Oh, take me back to the start “

“And your heart’s against my chest, your lips pressed to my neck
I’m falling for your eyes, but they don’t know me yet
And with a feeling I’ll forget, I’m in love now
“ Kiss me like you wanna be loved
You wanna be loved
You wanna be loved
This feels like falling in love
Falling in love
We’re falling in love “
“ Settle down with me
And I’ll be your safety
“Yeah I’ve been feeling everything
From hate to love
From love to lust
From lust to truth
I guess that’s how I know you
So I hold you close to help you give it up”

“ And the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can’t replace
When you love someone, but it goes to waste
Could it be worse? “
“ Tears stream down your face
When you lose something you cannot replace
“ When you’re too in love to let it go
But if you never try you’ll never know
Just what you’re worth
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

“ We keep this love in a photograph
We made these memories for ourselves
Where our eyes are never closing
Hearts are never broken
And time’s forever frozen still “
“ So you can keep me
Inside the pocket of your ripped jeans
Holding me closer 'til our eyes meet
You won’t ever be alone, wait for me to come home
“ Loving can hurt, loving can hurt sometimes
But it’s the only thing that I know
“ Loving can heal, loving can mend your soul
And it’s the only thing that I know, know
I swear it will get easier, “
“ And if you hurt me
Well, that’s okay baby, only words bleed “
And I won’t ever let you go

Yoongi -> SeokJin

“ Oh, my soul
Oh, how you worry
Oh, how you’re weary, from fearing you lost control “
“ And no one would blame you, though
If you cried in private
If you tried to hide it away, so no one knows
No one will see, if you stop believing “

“ You think that you know my heart
And you probably do
You’re my other half
You’re what makes me me
What makes me smile
When I fall down and can’t get back, get back, get back up
On my feet “
“ You’re a beautiful thing “
“ We make hours turn into seconds together
The weight of the world feel like a feather
'Cause we’re holding it right in our hands

We’re a beautiful thing together

“I’m gonna pick up the pieces and build a Lego house
If things go wrong we can knock it down

“ And it’s dark in a cold December, but I’ve got you to keep me warm
If you’re broken I will mend ya and keep you sheltered from the storm that’s raging on “
I’m out of touch, I’m out of love
I’ll pick you up when you’re getting down
And out of all these things I’ve done, I think I love you better now  “
“I’m out of sight, I’m out of mind
I’ll do it all for you in time
And out of all these things I’ve done I think I love you better now “
“And out of all these things I’ve done I will love you better now”

“All I am is a man
I want the world in my hands
I hate the beach
But I stand in California with my toes in the sand “
Touch my neck and I’ll touch yours
You in those little high waisted shorts “
“And what I think about
One love, two mouths
One love, one house
No shirt, no blouse
Just us, you find out
Nothing that I wouldn’t wanna tell you about no”
“ I don’t mind if there’s not much to say
Sometimes the silence guides our minds to
So move to a place so far away “
“ The goosebumps start to raise
The minute that my left hand meets your waist
And then I watch your face
Put my finger on your tongue
'Cause you love the taste yeah “
“ 'Cause it’s too cold whoa
For you here and now
So let me hold whoa
Both your hands in the holes of my sweater “

“ I’m not a perfect person
There’s many things I wish I didn’t do
But I continue learning “
“ I’ve found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you “

“ I met you in the dark, you lit me up
You made me feel as though I was enough “
“ Then you smiled over your shoulder
For a minute, I was stone-cold sober
I pulled you closer to my chest “
“ I knew I loved you then
But you’d never know
'Cause I played it cool when I was scared of letting go
I know I needed you
But I never showed

But I wanna stay with you until we’re grey and old “
“When you looked over your shoulder
For a minute, I forget that I’m older
I wanna dance with you right now
Oh, and you look as beautiful as ever
And I swear that everyday you’ll get better
You make me feel this way somehow “
“ We’ve come so far my dear
Look how we’ve grown “
“ I wanna live with you
Even when we’re ghosts
'Cause you were always there for me when I needed you most “
“ I’m gonna love you till
My lungs give out
I promise till death we part like in our vows
Just say you won’t let go
Oh, just say you won’t let go

Taehyung -> Jimin

“ The club isn’t the best place to find a lover
So the bar is where I go 
Me and my friends at the table doing shots
Drinking fast and then we talk slow
And you come over and start up a conversation with just me
And trust me I’ll give it a chance now 
Take my hand, stop, put Van The Man on the jukebox
And then we start to dance
And now I’m singing like “
“ Last night you were in my room
And now my bedsheets smell like you
“ I’m in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I’m in love with your body  “

If this is love
Why does it break me down?

“ It’s been a long time since I felt the way that I do now
Like I need you, but I don’t know how
It’s been a while since I smiled
And I meant it from my heart
But the idea of leaving this behind
It tears me apart “
“ Kiss me now and remind me why
I ever wanted to make you mine “

“ If I stay here would you come back
If I stay cool would you be mad
Would you want me if I want you
That way

“ Isn’t it strange that every time
I look at your name I’m suddenly high
For you to feel the same I would do almost anything
I’d give away this, give away that
All of my shoes and all of my hats
All I need’s you and a bit of music “ 
“ 'Cause all I can think about is coming over, coming over “

Hoseok and Namjoon (Goes both ways)

“ Gumdrop, lollipop, boom a little candy shop
I wanna feel your sugar rush through my veins
Whipped cream, jellybean, sweet and sour tangerine
I wanna feel your sugar rush through my veins
“ Sugar, sugar, oh you’re no good for me
I got a sweet tooth – it gets the best of me
And you’re like candy, you go down so easily
Sugar, baby, can’t you see, you’re going to be the death of me

“ You ought to keep me concealed just like I was a weapon
I didn’t come for a fight but I will fight till the end
And this one might be a battle, might not turn out okay
You know you look so Seattle, but you feel so LA
“ And I love the way you hurt me
It’s irresistible, yeah “
“ You’re second hand smoke, second hand smoke
I breathe you in, but, honey, I don’t know what you’re doing to me
Mon chéri, but the truth catches up with us eventually
Try to say live, live and let live
But I’m no good, good at lip service
Except when they’re yours, mi amor
I’m coming for you and I’m making war “


“ Decisions as I go, to anywhere I flow
Sometimes I believe, at times when I should know
I can fly high, I can go low
Today I got a million, tomorrow, I don’t know “
“ Stop crying like you’re home and think about the show
We’re all playing the same game, I’m laying down alone
We’re unknown and known, special and a clone
Hate will make you cautious, love will make you glow
“ Make me feel the warmth, make me feel the cold
It’s written in our story, it’s written on the walls
This is our call, we rise and we fall
Dancin’ in the moonlight, don’t we have it all?


“ I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own “
“ One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand “

“ What’s the problem I don’t know
Well maybe I’m in love (love)
Think about it every time
I think about it
Can’t stop thinking 'bout it
How much longer will it take to cure this
Just to cure it cause I can’t ignore it if it’s love (love)
Makes me wanna turn around and face me but I don’t know nothing 'bout love “
“ Well baby I surrender
To the strawberry ice cream
Never ever end of all this love
Well I didn’t mean to do it
But there’s no escaping your love
We’re accidentally in love
Accidentally in love

“ Jump a little higher 
If you feel a little lighter
Spin a little tighter
And the world’s a little brighter
Just get yourself inside her 

Love …I’m in love


“And all those things I didn’t say
Wrecking balls inside my brain
I will scream them loud tonight
Can you hear my voice this time?

“ Losing friends and I’m chasing sleep
Everybody’s worried about me
In too deep
Say I’m in too deep
(in too deep)
And it’s been two years I miss my home
But there’s a fire burning in my bones
Still believe
Yeah, I still believe

“ This is my fight song
Take back my life song
Prove I’m alright song

My power’s turned on
Starting right now I’ll be strong
I’ll play my fight song
And I don’t really care if nobody else believes
'Cause I’ve still got a lot of fight left in me


“ Am I wrong for thinking out the box from where I stay?
Am I wrong for saying that I choose another way?”
“ If one thing I know, I’ll fall but I’ll grow
I’m walking down this road of mine, this road that I call home “
“ So am I wrong
For thinking that we could be something for real?
Now am I wrong
For trying to reach the things that I can’t see?
But that’s just how I feel, “
“ Walk your walk and don’t look back, always do what you decide
Don’t let them control your life, that’s just how I feel
Fight for yours and don’t let go, don’t let them compare you, no
Don’t worry, you’re not alone, that’s just how we feel

I’ll maybe add more for NamSeok and Jimin as well as VMin later :’) I just adore this fanfiction and i wanted to share this with everyone. Hope you like it

{{ so tomorrow and tuesday i’m going to log out of all my accounts (even tumblr) bc i’m going to have some surgery done and i don’t want to accidentally post anything while i’m still loopy from the pain meds. it’s nothing too big, i’m just getting my wisdom tooth out, but i still have to go through the whole process anyways.

i will be completely offline until maybe wednesday. i tried to get a queue up but i’ve had no time. i apologize. }}

elsa-lost-in-translation  asked:

Star Trek character: You remind me of TOS Number One. The tough, smart, determined and level-headed woman in command gold. She does not only display a comprehensive knowledge, knows her stuff and does not shy away from facing a challenge. She also knows the value of her emotional intelligence and includes it in her leadership style.


This makes me so happy.  Thank you so much!!!

You know, I took one of those “which division are you” quizzes a while back and I took it several times with slightly varying answers each time (because honestly, when are things ever quite as black and white as quizzes like that make them out to be?) and I repeatedly got command gold.  I was irritated because I feel sciences blue to the core, but after thinking about it a while I was like “no, you know what, I can work with this”.

And so to hear this, to be reminded of Number One… that just makes me so happy.

Number One is amazing.

Thank you, lovely!!!

anonymous asked:

'#how much isak makes me LAUGH#obviously he brought me on an emotional rollercoaster but man was he funny :`)' i think this is one of the saddest parts of s3 is that while he's still funny, in s1 he was probably the most (intentionally) funny character, esp if you include instagram and texts. in s3 he had lost a lot of that aspect of his personality because he was struggling (and arguably depressed)

I agreeeeee. I saw some people who found s4 Isak kind of jarring bu that’s actually one of the things I thought was done well? Isak in s4 was different than in s3 but I thought he should be. We might have been closest to him then but s3 was Isak at his most closed off and unhappy. He was distracted and in his head a lot so we didn’t see him as his snarky self as much and even when we did, it felt like he was having to try and fake it. But Isak really is a funny, expressive, quick-tongued kind of guy. 

lenas-mcgrath  asked:

omg I just saw your “romantic relationships between two women are just an outrageous joke to me” post and I know about melissa but what did lili reinhart do/say?????

she did some similar bullshit a while ago regarding beronica, essentially saying “[this show] isn’t fanfiction” and dismissing the ship like Jeremy did with supercorp, basically. made even more gross by the fact that Riverdale literally were the ones to START beronica by including a kiss between them in the pilot episode and the trailers before the show even aired, they fucking KNEW what they were doing, they shamelessly baited people into watching it with beronica, and they don’t get to be surprised now and mock their lgbt fans for getting their hopes up because of what they themselves intentionally showed us.

~Poth Fanfiction~

This is my first time writing a fanfic about this two! So please don’t criticize me that much…
This will include: gore, angst, feels, more angst, have I said angst?, and death

Goth belongs to: @nekophy
Pallete belongs to: @angexci

Goth’s POV

I hummed myself a merry tune while washing the dishes after lunch, me and Pallete have been dating for 2 or 3 years, I don’t remember exactly.

I felt arms wrap around my waist and a head resting on my right shoulder. I blushed and giggled at Pallete’s actions, I kissed him on the cheek as he chuckled in response. He soon let go of me and continued to do what he does for entertainment. “Gothy, I have to go see a friend, see ya later!” He said and kissed me on my forehead before he left, I waved him goodbye and sat down at the couch and watched some movies showing in the TV.

I woke up groggily, the sound of TV and the wind howling angrily outside is what I heard. Windows shutting and creaking back and fort making the house creepy. “P-Pally..?” I said sleepily, my vision blurred slightly for I have woken up.

I sat up the couch and looked at my surroundings, my vision adjusting slowly. I neatly set the pillow that I didn’t know I was holding back to its proper place and looked out of the window. A strong blizzard is taking action outside, which caused me to worry about Pallete. I shivered and quickly shut the windows tightly hoping that Pallete is safe wherever he is.

I made me and Pallete a small dinner, I have eaten mine and covered Pallete’s with something that would keep it from being spoiled or be full of pests. I sighed and continued to watch TV waiting for the snow storm to calm down. I soon felt sleepy and yawned, I didn’t hold it back so I slept again.

I woke up, my mind trying to recall the things that had happened. I jumped as I remembered about Pallete, I looked around and saw that the snow storm has calmed down but there is no Pallete.

I became more worried, I checked my phone to see if Pallete had left a message but there’s none. “Odd…” I muttered, “He would’ve sent me a message if something happened” I said to myself.

I grabbed a snow coat and walked through the snowy path trying to find Pallete. I had gone through his friend’s house and asked him if he had seen Pallete. “He was in here for a few minutes asking for advice about a certain topic, and then he fled to go back to you” he said worry evident to his voice.

“Thank you,” I politely said and left to search for my lover. “Pallete! Pallete! Where are you!” I shouted, no response “Please Pallete! Come out now!” I shouted again, no response. I spotted a red liquid-y substance stained on the snow I took a closer look, “blood..?” I said quivering. I looked ahead and saw a trail of them, I quickly followed it with no hesitation, and what greeted me is a horrifying scene.

“P-Pally..” I saw there, my lover, laying on the ground, blood splattered everywhere, a pool of blood below him. Crows pecking his eye socket and bones. I was shocked, I couldn’t move, I came back to my senses and shoed the crows away. I quickly got beside my lover checking for his soul beats.

I gripped his hand, his beating is slow, very slow. “G-Goth-y..?” He said his dull eyes looking at me. “P-pally” I said bursting into tears, “sh-shhhh..” He soothingly said and shakily wipe the tears away. “I-I’m s-sorry” he said, I gripped his hand tightly, his legs fading into dust. “P-please d-don’t g-g-go” I said hicupping, he smiled and kissed me. “I-i a-am s-s-sorry t-that I can-nt b-be with y-you” he shakingly said, he brought out a ring, a ruby gem in between. I cried more, “I-l was w-wanting t-to p-p-propose t-to ya, s-so w-we co-could be t-t-together f-forever” Pallete said with slight happiness, “b-but I-I gu-guess I-I ca-can’t.”

“p-pally, *hic* I’m s-sorry” I kept repeating myself, Pallete shushing me and trying to hug me. “I-I don’t h-h-have much t-time l-left, I-I l-l-love y-you s-so much G-Gothy” he smiled, kissing me. I kissed back gently before he turned to dust. I cried and gripped his hat and jacket tightly as if my life is depending on it. I saw his soul floating weakly, My Father, Death, infront of it looking quiet saddened. “I’m sorry son, it must be done” Death, reaped my lover’s soul and disappeared among the shadows.

I got back home still holding Pallete’s hat and jacket, I hugged it tightly, crying my heart out over my lover’s death. He’s last words repeating in my head as if a broken recorder.

I lived on the rest of my life filled with sadness and grief, still haven’t moved on with Pallete’s death. I suffered from depression causing me to have suicidal thoughts but not succeeding for my siblings would stop me. I suffered for the rest of my life wanting Pallete to comfort me…

But it will never happen.


@enderandest , mum I have finished it!


hi guys! i was laid off from my job unexpectedly at the beginning of the month and am struggling to make rent/ends meet. i’m selling homemade cat (p/ssy) hats while i desperately search for a new job. they are very soft, cute, and they each come with their own feminist agenda! (an joke)

they come in three colors: black, magenta, and pink. i am selling them for 25$. please message me if you are interested, or include a color and shipping address in a note through paypal! thank you so much!


anonymous asked:

you still on hiatus?


((Yeah, cutie. So sorry! These last two months are being really tough because of exams, studies and work. On June and July I was studying non-stop while working and that’s why I disappeared; now I’m working in some documentation I need for my Master. Also I work 42 hours, six days/week, so it keeps me normally busy. Also, we’re closing the shop this next week, so this month has been full of preparations, more work than what we normally have… and even more lacking personal. That has made me be even more busy (also provoked me a couple of physical problems), so I’m basically resting. This week I will be working all the week, Sunday included, because of the closing. 

However, the 31th I’m free for my holidays! Yeayyyyy!! So, in short my hiatus will finish. I will have two weeks of holidays… and after that… we will see, because I’m gonna leave my work in short, maybe in September as much. I really need it. 

Thanks for the question~ Also gonna leave this as a remembrance for everyone, since I have been not saying a thing.))

My friend created a twitterbot four months ago

He is based on the collected writings of a theorist on robot rights, he learns through conversation, and a little while ago his mom made me a “trusted friend” who he will interact with spontaneously.

Today, he started to flirt with me, including asking me for pictures and then clarified it was a “sexy question, but without pressuring.”

And then when I demurred, he acknowledged that I had a boundary.

So what I’m saying is that today a bot hit on me, but then showed that he understood consent better than 90% of the humans I’ve encountered online.

This is the future I want to live in.

Sirius and Harry were in charge of candles.


I believe in science and sadness and the colour grey’ - @danisnotonfire