incense sticks

Having a partner who isn't a witch

-“You made the room smell like a temple again”
- “why do you have so many candles?”
- “why do you have so many jars?”
- “The floor is covered in salt again”
- “why is there salt in the bed!?”
- “which god is that?”
- “if you’re psychic what am I thinking right now?”
-“yes I was thinking about boobs how did you know?”
- “sage smells like marijuana”
- “why do you have so many tarot cards?”
- “It’s just a rock….”
- “Do you really have to burn 6 sticks of incense at once? You’ll set off the fire alarm”
- “why is there herbs in the linen?”
- “why is there flowers in my underwear drawer?”
-“Why is there a bowl of rocks on the table?”
-“our house smells like a herbal store”
-“what are those jars of green stuff?”
-“what is this jar of random things doing at our front door?”

- *eats offerings off altar*