inbox theme

dog asks!!

golden retriever: what are your best qualities?
german shepherd: what is something new you’ve tried lately?
bulldog: what is your earliest childhood memory?
beagle: what is your favorite book?
yorkshire terrier: what is the meaning behind your url?
poodle: what is your favorite food?
rottweiler: what are your plans for tomorrow?
boxer: what do you love about your closest friend?
siberian husky: what is the last thing you laughed at?
dachshund: what is your morning routine like?
great dane: what are some of your favorite stores?
shih tzu: if you were stranded on a deserted island, what three items would you want to have with you?
welsh corgi: how many languages can you speak?
pomeranian: where is somewhere that you’d like to travel?
boston terrier: what is your middle name?
mastiff: what is the last song that you listened to?
cocker spaniel: what is the nicest compliment that you’ve ever received?
chihuahua: what is your idea of the perfect day?
maltese: what is your greatest talent?
pug: what is your favorite movie?

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*tries to avoid getting pelted by tomatoes* 

I love fluff, but sometimes I need me some angst!  ⊙△⊙

Kiss art challenge #1: Forehead Kiss, Adrien x Marinette

Anyway, apparently it’s Adrien Agreste Week, so I thought I’d do one of the kiss requests from my inbox.  Today’s theme is “Crush,” so I took advantage of the word’s double entendre. 

Poor Marebear :(

FFXIV area-themed asks (Inbox these!)

Limsa Lominsa
1. Does your character enjoy the sea?
2. How does your character feel about piracy?
3. Is your character adventurous?

Ul’dah
4. Is your character a royalist or monetarist? (Do they side with the crown or the syndicate?)
5. How does your character feel about the influx of Ala Mhigan refugees?
6. How important is wealth to your character?

Gridania
7. Does your character enjoy nature? 
8. Is your character suspicious of new people? 
9. How well does your character treat animals?

Ishgard
10. Is your character religious?
11. How does your character view outsiders?
12. Is your character aware of the disparity between the rich and the poor in some city-states? How do they feel about it?

Sharlayan
13. How important is formal education to your character?
14. Is your character secretive?
15. How does your character view magic?

Ala Mhigo
15. Is your character easily intimidated? 
16. Tell me one (or more) things your character resents.
17. How would your character react if they discovered a likeable acquaintance was Garlean? Violently? With suspicion? Or would they ignore it altogether?  
 
Thavnair
18. How does your character view alchemy?
19. Do you think your character would cope well under the scathing heat of the desert for a few weeks?
20. Does your character trust Alchemy or Magic more?

Garlemald
21. How domineering is your character?
22. Does your character have a mean streak?
23. How obedient to authority is your character?

MONSTA X as baristas

Hey everyone! I’m super duper sorry that I’ve been MIA for a while, but I have a ton of requests to fill so I’m working on those currently so I can come back stronger than ever! To keep you all sated and satisfied while I’m clearing out my inbox, revamping the theme, and fixing my masterpost, here’s a short lil’ scenario ;))


SHOWNU: he does 300% of the work, yet never recognized as employee of the month. has broken mugs dancing behind the counter when he’s working late shifts. always gets the customers name right on the cup, no matter how crazy the spelling is or how much the customer mumbles. doesn’t make enough money for dealing with his coworkers. 

Originally posted by monxbebe

KIHYUN: what a little shit. he sings ‘’absentmindedly’’ while he’s working, and claims he doesn’t even notice. but when he started noticing that his tips increased when he sang he did it ‘’accidentally’’ more often. constantly playing pranks on the other employees, but nobody suspects him.

Originally posted by aceyng

JOOHEON: only working there to pay for his soundcloud pro account bills, he’ll try to sell you his mixtape along with your coffee. no matter what you order, he makes an americano, and nobody ever teaches him how to make anything else. none of the customers seem to mind.

Originally posted by wonyeols

MINHYUK: some people think he never stops working because no matter what time they come in to order, he’s behind the counter and his energy level is at 6000%. probably drinks more coffee than he sells. tried to adopt kihyun’s singing for tips trick, but the boss only yells at him and tells him to be quiet. he doesn’t listen. strangely knows personal information about every customer.

Originally posted by kihyeun

HYUNGWON: sure, he’s been working there for just as long as everyone else, but he’s never completed a full shift. demoted to bus-boy after he fell asleep at the counter for two hours, so now he falls asleep at the dirty tables he’s supposed to clean. is constantly being hit on by customers. on the rare occasion that he’s allowed to work the counter, he draws memes on the cups.

Originally posted by wonhontology

WONHO: if he is your barista, you will most definitely leave with his number. it’s just a reflex for him at this point to include his number on your receipt. makes absolute bank in tips because when he reaches up to the top shelf for mugs, his abs flash and customers swoon. is lowkey super mad that kihyun is constantly employee of the month. 

Originally posted by mybabyoppa

I.M: who?? does he actually have a job here??? the answer is yes, but this boy has managed to avoid ever actually doing any work. he’s definitely never completed a shift before, yet it’s been years and he;s collected every paycheck. he probably doesn’t even know where the cafe is located. still goes to every meeting and always nominates jooheon as employee of the month. demands a raise, gets the raise, still doesn’t come to work.

Originally posted by m-onstax

anonymous asked:

Do you know how to do the thing where you draw a character's hair and there is a strand of hair thats connected with the hair but there is a small space in between it?

you mean like this?

It’s very simple, just draw the overall shape of the hair

and then where you want the strand to be separated, draw the hole! Most often, this happens when hair is bunched up either by hitting the shoulders or tied together, or while in motion.

you can also add hair on by just drawing a bump coming out, and adding the hole that way.

 FIRSTLY TY TO ALL OUR FANS…WITHOUT U LOWLIFE WOULDN’T EXIST!!!…we at Lowlife are dedicated to providing content that our fans love and are entertained by…due to this we want to give YOU THE CONTROL….We are starting a fan based story where you the audience have complete control!!!…inbox us themes and story lines YOU want to see on the Lowlife screen and watch us turn it into a story you’ll love;)…we will select one theme a week and produce it for you and our audience with your name on the project!!!!!  ..so what are you waiting for get that inbox flooding with ideas and themes…we LOVE U ALL and as you know we aim to please;)



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IF WE MISSED ANYONE WE APLOGIZE…BUT WE LOVE YOU TOO..SEND THOSE IDEAS!!!!!!!


ALSO …Ty to @majestyvu and @xqueenkylie for modeling so beautifully on this post:)

Send me “What is wrong with you?” and a number, and I’ll write a violent starter or drabble

1. Your muse wakes to mine sharpening a knife

2. My muse wakes to your muse sharpening a knife

3. Your muse throws a punch at mine

4. My muse throws a punch at yours

5. My muse waits in the dark for your muse with a gun

6. Your muse waits in the dark for mine with a gun

7. My muse garrottes yours with wire

8. Your muse garrottes mine with wire

9. Your muse injects mine with a mysterious substance

10. My muse injects yours with a mysterious substance

11. Your muse discovers mine has rope, duct tape, tarpaulin, and industrial quantities of bleach

12. My muse discovers yours has rope, duct tape, tarpaulin, and industrial quantities of bleach

13. My muse discovers what appear to be human teeth while around your muse

14. Your muse discovers what appear to be human teeth while around my muse

Inbox call!

Theme: Dino being Dino. There is no theme.

Please remember to tag me when you reply! I can’t see ask responses unless you tag me in them because I send the questions on anon!!!

child-of-tanavast  asked:

"rolls into your inbox wearing Moana themed heelies" This is actually much harder than you make it look. I fell like three times on my way here. Anyways, how are you? How is your writing going?

Hehehehe I laughed so hard while reading is the first time. I’m gonna have to get myself some Moana themed heelies, you can be Maui I can Puah, the little piggy or Moana

Hmm, well, today? I’ve been really, really good. I woke up and I’ve been bursting with happiness aahh.

This week? It’s been a sort of roller coaster that’s going really fast? A few things happened and I was incredibly sad for a while but, OH MY GOSH JEREMIAH. I DISCOVERED MY NEW FAVORITE ALBUM WHILE I WAS SAD AND LET ME TELL YOU. OH BOY. OHHH BOY. Oh boy. The album is Oh My My by Onerepublic and heckin’ heck. It is so good, just, every track on the album is amazing. I feel the same way as when I listened to Ed’s album the first time ahdnfjrn

Also, have you seen MatPat’s new film theory on Moana?

Sometimes I feel like theme makers have no rights.

Why? Let’s see, theme makers generally have to:

  • answer things in their inbox politely on a regular basis
  • fix bugs on their coding as soon as possible
  • post codes on a regular basis (before people start going into the inbox and demand that they do so)
  • do all of this, as well as juggling whatever commitments they have in real life, such as studying, or having a job, or actually having a life.

In addition, here is a general process that goes behind making a theme:

  1. Plan the theme. Draw inspiration from various places, make sure you’re original enough, or just whack it and sketch something out.
  2. Open the tumblr customiser, and start translating the idea into code.
  3. Fuck something up, then spend ages trying to fix it, only to then break something else and end up having to fix that, too.
  4. Debug the code and add your credits, trying to make sure that people can’t delete them too easily.
  5. Code meta options into the theme and painstakingly design a colour scheme that works, while making sure that your booleans are all properly coded, that your colour options all work, and that common add-ons (music player, updates tab, freehostedscripts, etc) don’t fuck up when you install them.
  6. Make previews. Find appropriate posts of each post type to reblog, look for suitable header/sidebar/background images, photoshop accordingly if needed, test dimensions.
  7. Write feature lists and options, customisation notes, theme documentation, etc.
  8. Post the theme, ensure that your screenshot shows off the best parts of the theme, tag it appropriately, submit it to relevant places, etc.

And yet, many theme makers also have to:

  • deal with things like people removing the credit and other people stealing their coding
  • deal with customisation questions that they don’t want to respond to, or questions about things that have been asked over and over again and are written on the FAQ
  • deal with rude people demanding that their answer their message and/or fix their bug right now, at once, immediately
  • deal with even ruder people telling them off for being rude when the question was on their FAQ or in the theme documentation
  • deal with people demanding that they re-publish ______ theme that has already been revamped/deleted

Keep reading

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You were so delirious with grief that you didn’t care when your lips collided with the crossroad demon’s; you barely cared when you heard your name being shouted, angry and betrayed.

Your name rolled off of his tongue like it was nettle, hurting him every time he opened his mouth.  

“Y/N!” he shouted again, and he finally gained your attention and concern.

You pushed the demon’s chest away from you and whipped your head around.  “No, Dean, wai–”

“Ooh, big boy Winchester’s joining the fun.  Guess you can’t keep this one either, eh?  She’s too pretty for you, anyway,” the demon interrupted.  There was a wide smirk on his mouth, sick, twisted, and clearly enjoying provoking Dean, who may not have yet realized what you’d done.

You didn’t know which was worse: him finding out about the deal, or leaving him to think that you were flitting around behind his back.

Dean strode across the path; the crossroads were so small, one could barely even tell it was one, and he reached you both in a matter of seconds.  You were too frozen to move, your mind racing with what you should say to explain yourself.  

The demon knew your dilemma–of course he did–so instead of snapping his fingers and disappearing, he gave a quick laugh and darted out into the forest.  You cursed yourself for hoping that he would just zip away; it would at least save you the explanation as to what you were doing.

Dean didn’t pursue; he stopped beside you and stood where the demon was just a few seconds before.  The rage on his face hadn’t disappeared, but it was easily mixed with anguish.  “Please tell me that you weren’t doing what I thought you were doing,” he said, his voice pleading.  He wasn’t looking at you, but rather out to the forest where the demon disappeared to.

“That depends on what you thought I was doing,” you laughed bitterly.  Your shoulders were hunched inwards as opposed to your usual, confident, head-held-high look, and you had your gaze turned down.  You couldn’t tell if you felt ashamed for making the deal or just upset that he caught you.

“Hey, come on; I know I’ve been a dick lately, but please don’t say you’ve been seein’ that guy.”  His jaw clenched as he turned his head towards you.

You let out a dark chuckle, and your fists clenched at your sides.  “We’re standing at a crossroads, Dean.  You figure it out.”

You’d never seen his expression change so quickly.

anonymous asked:

Do you realize that billboard didn't tag your url and the venue didn't put your url up there with that intention like your URL is literally a misspelling of "twenty one pilots" pls get over urself and stop thinking you're so important that people notice lol

a couple of things I am fully aware of:
1. that the band name was misspelled and my URL is the result but I still think it’s p cool
2. you, my friend. are a jackweed

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before and afters for my tumblr hover popup thing and the mobile theme?? oh my god I’m such a fucking dork I LOVE BEFORE AND AFTERS OKAY DON’T JUDGE ME

this is the new gif in my header:

so sparkle

(the old rainbow one was from this “shit Cockles shippers say” thing)