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anonymous asked:

"blah blah stop sexualizing aro ace people" literally that is what the ace community does to lgbt people ALL THE TIME. CONSISTENTLY. havent you heard the term allosexual and the constant jokes about the aids crisis and those dirty sex havin gays

I am seriously tired of people like you coming at me when I call out something shitty to tell me “the ace community” is doing something shitty too (and therefore I should shut up).

Like I’m done, I’m not here for this shit, believe it or not, as a WoC, anti-ace and anti-aro crap are not the only kinds of sexualization (and dehumanization) I have to deal with and I am allowed to be tired of it and to be hurt by it and to tell people to stop being shitheads. I’ve also literally had someone come into my inbox before asking me details about my hypothetical sex life so they could determine whether or not I’m LGBT+ by some weird standard that probably only makes sense to them and it was extra icky, but I digress.

If you think I only get to want to be treated decently once there are no longer any shitty people in “the ace community”, you really need to think again or go away, because I’m not here for this


  • ❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
  • ❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
  • ❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
  • ❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
  • ❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
  • ❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
  • ❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
  • ❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
  • ❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 
  • ❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
  • ❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
  • ❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
  • ❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
  • ❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
  • ❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
  • ❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
  • ❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
  • ❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS.
  • ❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
  • ❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
  • ❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
  • ❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
  • ❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
  • ❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
  • ❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
  • ❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
  • ❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
  • ❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
  • ❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 
  • ❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 
  • ❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
  • ❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 
  • ❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 
  • ❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 
  • ❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
  • ❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
  • ❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
  • ❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 
  • ❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
  • ❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 
  • ❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
  • ❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 
  • ❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
  • ❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
  • ❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
  • ❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   
  • ❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
  • ❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 
  • ❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 
  • ❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
  • ❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
  • ❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
  • ❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
  • ❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 
  • ❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

I really really want someone to show me evidence where radfems have been violent towards trans women. Every day when I come on here I see multiple posts talking about how disgustingly violent “terfs” are, stating that “terfs should all die”, “kill all terfs”, “lesbians who won’t date someone with a penis need to be raped by a trans woman”, posts describing in gruesome detail how they would kill a “terf”. Every day I see asks that have been sent to the people I follow on here telling them to kill themselves for being a “terf”.

If you look through the receipt blogs which are there to call out trans activists for making violent posts about radical feminists, you will see tonnes and tonnes of the posts I’ve mentioned above. In retaliation to these receipt blogs, trans activists made a similar blog to call out violent posts that radfems make, but there were no posts saying “all trans women should kill themselves!!!” All the posts were saying things like “being a lesbian means you are exclusively attracted to females” or “sex brain doesn’t exist”.

I want someone to provide me proof that radfems are as violent and dangerous as they’re made out to be.


Commission Boxes:

I have a ton of blank boxes just sitting around waiting for some love, and painting is something I can do all over the house, laying in bed, etc. Regardless of the sickness coming from my first trimester of pregnancy.

Depending on size and design, boxes start at 55$CAD (excluding shipping) and go up.

Inbox me your idea in detail, and I will give you a quote!


Commissions are back! 
Also you can have your sticker design printed and mailed! See details here.

If you’re interested, please inbox me or shoot me an e-mail at!


  • I will draw NSFW content for a higher price.
  • Animated things are available to add more frames for a higher price.
  • While I will draw most anything, there are certain things I am not comfortable with and have the right not to draw such things. [This isn’t much, I assure you]
  • You have the right to not have your commission posted online if you don’t want to. Regardless I will send you the files through a dropbox link.
  • The prices are listed above, but the cost will vary if you want something more complex.
  • Please know if you’d like something that’s not up there I’d be happy to see if I can do it!
  • Check out my art tag or art blog to see more of my work!


  • Payment is through Paypal in US dollars.
  • Payment is required before I start a commission.
  • Once I start a piece, there is no refunds. (Unless for some reason I cannot finish)
  • Please do not send payment until I tell you to do so!

Re-blogging this even if you don’t intend to commission me to spread the word would be much appreciated! ^u^

If anyone still pays attention to my blog

I’m pregnant you guys (!!!!) And I’m starting to get my life together to make room for my new little person (I’m doing a gender reveal so no pronouns yet) and if anyone wants to help me out to make sure I got all the good things a little person needs I’m registered on Amazon, BabiesRUs, Target, and Walmart so if anyone wants to help out inbox me for details on how to access my registries.

Thanks lovelies 😘😘


A paper bird series commission from a teacher friend of my mom. She wanted a bird from South America to display in her room, so I made her a Festive Amazon Parrot.

I do these from time to time as a hobby and ship them too so if you’re interested in one please inbox me and I will give you more details :)


since commissions are sorta starting to get going again, thought i’d make a quick post for them! i can’t take TOO many because i’ve got to get ready for school, but at the moment i’m opening 4 slots!

I won’t draw:

  • -Anything NSFW
  • -Blood/gore
  • -Anything I’m morally opposed to
  • -Overly complicated mechs/robots (think Jaegers or smth)

I will draw:

  • Anything else!

contact me in my inbox or messenger for more details! that’s it for now

The 6 Steps of Writing SuperCat Smut

An anon came in my inbox and gave me these steps (I’ve added a few details of my own) and this is legit all I could think about, so here you go! Enjoy!

Step 1: Stare at your computer for 2 hours. Also, make sure you’ve got something to eat. Who knows which will hit you first: the thirst for smut or the hunger for food.

Originally posted by supergirledits

Step 2: Be over 21 years of age. Sounds legit, right? 

Originally posted by wistfulwatcher

Step 3: Get drunk. Like, drunk off your ass. If you’re gonna do this, what better way to loosen up those creative juices and get them flowing than downing a nice martini! 

Originally posted by canariesatom

Step 4: Get even more obsessed by how sexy Cat Grant looks. How can you see this beauty and deny her utter sexiness? Also: power bottom Cat Grant bossing Kara around is one of your fantasies, you know it deep down in your shipper heart.

Originally posted by melissajenner

Step 5: Write. Like, just do it. Whatever comes to your head, whatever smut you can think of - hell, if they’re doing it on a desk or against a wall, even better if they’re flying. The kinkier the better! (remember, it’s kinkSAME not kinkSHAME ;)

Originally posted by doctorfunkensteins

Step 6: Hope sober you is good at editing. Drunk you sure as hell won’t be - probably off seeing doubles or smth. Who knows? 

Originally posted by supagirl

Congratulations, you’ve written smut! ;) 

A Roommate for Shellcy

Hi everyone! I hope your 2016 is going well and if it isn’t don’t worry everything will work out in the end. My roommate is moving out and I’ll need a new one by August; that’s when our lease is up. I can’t afford to move right now so I’d love if anyone near the Kent, Washington area would be interested. Inbox me for more details. 

I’ve decided to help the writers who have self published their book and are struggling to find their footing in the industry. Every Friday I will post the title, author, description and the link to where their book is sold and then if you see a book you’re interested in, you can buy it and hopefully other people will do the same for you.
If you want to submit your book to me, just drop the details into my inbox.