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How to Relate to Multiples: Conversational Do’s and Don’ts

In order to get other perspectives and help flush out this guide, I’m sharing this rough draft. Please feel free to correct me or suggest additions. As promised, I’m working on making this guide more inclusive to all kinds of multiples, and I appreciate advice on that. 


Sometimes, when faced with strange and unknown situations, people clam up and feel uncomfortable because they don’t know what things are appropriate or inappropriate to say or discuss. Uncomfortable topics will vary from system to system, but here’s a basic general overview that will hopefully help you feel more at ease when talking with your friend and their system.

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BamBam as your boyfriend

Random things you do.

You guys are a pretty loud couple with different weird, random and spontaneous things you do. After the release of their song “Never Ever” you keep on teasing him whenever you see him.

Soon things pick up and it becomes a normal thing to as, for example, a greeting.

“Hey, Bam! Brrrrrrah!”

Originally posted by pjy


When he tries to seduce you.

To fluster you he likes to make dirty jokes, because he loves to see your reaction when he says inappropriate thing in public, but  you often play it off and play dumb.

When you are feeling mischievous though, you tease him back and make him shy or laugh, since he didn’t expect it.

Originally posted by tanjhent


Derp faces.

Whether it’s pictures or short videos on Snapchat you are not afraid to show your most ugliest faces to each other.

“Look at my double chin!”

“I’ve got a triple chin, babe. Look.”

“Let’s see who can make the ugliest face.”


Originally posted by noirahgase


Him constantly asking you for your opinion.

BamBam cares about his appearance and also likes to follow fashion trends, so he will always send you pictures or messages in which he askes you on you advice or opinion on a clothing or a new hair style.

“Do like the middle part? Did it look good?”

“I actually like blond but Yugyeom told be to back to dark. What do you think, baby?”

“Should I get these or these shoes?”

“I need you opinion on something, babe.”

Originally posted by chattyang


Dabbing together.

Originally posted by gag-queen


Him checking you out.

BamBam finds you beautiful in all kinds of ways, inside out and he sometimes just feels like you are not really his. The other members notice how he looks at you when you’re not looking and tease him about it.

He doesn’t show it to you, but he gets jealous sometimes and if looks could kill, whoever is to close to you or buys you lunch wouldn’t make it to the next day.

“What are you staring at, BamBam?”

“Nothing. You’re just beautiful, Y/N.”

“Oh, look, he’s staring at Y/N again! Hey, Bam, close your mouth, there’s a draft.”

“Who is he? What did he say to Y/N?”

Originally posted by bamica


Talking about you on broadcasts.

Fans ask him a lot of questions about you and about your relationship, mostly more private questions.

Instead of answering directly, he just makes certain faces because he gets too shy to answer.

“So, how far have you gone in your relationship?”

“What kind of Skinship to you like with Y/N?”

Originally posted by markificent


Sending you random videos.

BamBam like to cheer you up no matter what and make you laugh on a daily basis. To do that he often video calls you or sends the most random videos of him backstage getting his hair done or dancing or the most common one would be the bottle flip.

And he mostly fails.

“I’m filming this for Y/N! Don’t mess up, Bam.”

“I can do it, I can do it. Wait, I’ve got it.”

Originally posted by jaebeat

Alert Sydney, Australia

 My apologies for everyone, but I have to ask for your help. My little brother has a friend in Syndey that went to a pub this afternoon/morning ((for those in the area)) and she got drunk. None of her friends were with her. A random guy offered to take her home, and then proceeded to apparently harass her and start saying “inappropriate things” to her. He was driving her down roads she didn’t recognize, and the last text he got from her was 2 hours ago. I know it may be nothing, but this could also be a very big problem. I need everyone in the Sydney area or anyone who has friends in Sydney to be looking for her, please. I don’t have a vehicle description, but this is a picture of the girl:

If anyone knows her or knows any of her possible friends, please help. She could be in trouble. I don’t know this girl and I don’t know any of her friends to the best of my knowledge, but my little brother is frantic and knows she would have responded by now. Please pass this around.

DOCTOR DREAMY | PT.2 [M]

pt1 | pt2 | (2/5)

pairing: jimin x reader

genre: smut, fluff, slight angst + expecting parents au

word count: 11,035

request: sperm donor ex-boyfriend jimin

description: Okay, maybe in hindsight asking your ex-boyfriend, who you never really got over, to be your sperm-donor wasn’t the brightest of ideas.

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six years prior.

“Do you wanna have kids one day?”

Jimin tilted his head as if to ponder the idea before tugging you across the bed until you were leaning against his chest, curious eyes catching your own.  

“Sure, I mean one day. One day, far, far away,” He said, pointing his finger off into the distance jokingly.

You laughed, hand skimming along the back of his neck. “Yeah, me too.”

“Any particular reason why you’re asking?” He said as he began playing with the strands of your hair.

“I dunno,” You shrugged. “We’ve been dating for a long time, just thought that it’s something we should know about each other.”

Jimin nodded, “No, you’re right. It’s kind of something you should figure out before things get too far in the relationship… Guess we waited a bit too long, but we’re on the same page, so that’s good,” He smiled, leaning down to place a short peck against your lips.

“So that means you think that information will be put to good use one day?” You asked, quirking your brow to insinuate.

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favourite the vampire diaries characters: caroline forbes
Why didn’t he go for me? How come the guys that I want never want me? I’m inappropriate, always say the wrong thing and Elena always says the right thing. She doesn’t even try, and he just picks her. And she’s always the one that everyone picks. For everything. And I try so hard and I’m never the one… 

please stop getting angry at your friends for doing neurodivergent things like talking too fast, getting angry, having no empathy, having too much empathy, crying, stimming, saying inappropriate things at inappropriate times, forgetting dates or numbers or names, not understanding why youre angry, not getting jokes. add on more things if you want 

Little Girl

Chris Evans x reader

Notes: dominant, jealous, possessive Chris; but also puppy-dog Chris, smut, fluff. (I just felt like doing this)

Summary: something short about Chris being jealous for no reason and letting you know who your daddy is. 

Originally posted by ncoleys

You knew something was off the moment Chris walked up the few steps into the trailer, and slammed the door shut before locking it behind him. You were used to him sneaking in a private moment with you in between filming, but he always just closed the door quietly and never locked it, or made a show out of it for that matter. Now, he came stalking up to you, making you drop the items of clothing you were about to put back on a rack after steaming them, and just stare.

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  • jensen complimented my shoes when I walked up to his autographs
  • jared told me I smelled good

  • every time he saw me after the m&g he would wink and go ‘Hey, you!’

  • if you tell jensen ackles that he’s beautiful (I did oops) he’ll smile real soft and his ears will turn pink and he’ll hold your hand and ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

  • jared has the best fucking smile in the entire universe. like, I already knew this, but seeing it so many times on sunday did nothing but confirm such thoughts

  • jared curses like a sailor in a small setting and every other word is some version of ‘fuck’

  • j2 were saying hella inappropriate things to each other before my op. idk what was said but they were both whispering in each other’s ears and it was AWFUL

  • jared waved at me while I stood in line for his op ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

  • JENSEN IS A DAMN TEASE TO EVERY PERSON IN EXISTENCE

  • jared was def scent-marking jensen before ops, cannot tell me otherwise, nope

  • jared calls jj “birdy” and says she has him whipped already

  • jared looks at you when you talk and it’s really intense and you forget your own name and giggle a lot and it’s super embarrassing but it happens so

  • jensen’s waist is so fucking teeny and tiny and i’m upset about it still ohmygod

  • the spn tape ball apparently weighs over 15 pounds now
preview | doctor dreamy (pt.2)

part one | part two (expected by april 22nd)

warnings: mentions of sexual content below


“I’m so fucked,” Jimin groaned, burying his face into the palms of his hands. Thoughts of you, the agreement, and his confused feelings, simultaneously unraveling in the pit of his stomach.

“I still don’t get why you’re so stressed about it,” Jin said as he pushed a coffee across the table towards his friend, who at that very moment seemed to be having a complete breakdown. “It’s just sex. You’re having sex with someone that you’ve had sex with many times before. What’s the issue?”

“The issue is,” Jimin paused, taking a sip of the coffee, hoping that by some miracle it would help him singe the worries plaguing his mind, “That, first of all, it’s been four years since we’ve had said sex, and second of all it’s not sex sex. It’s going to be this weird agreement, deal, manufactured, whatever sex.”

Jin chuckled in amusement. “Do tell, what exactly qualifies as sex sex? I guess I should find out if I’ve been doing it right, according to Dr. Park standards,” He joked.

Jimin sighed, ignoring his friend’s banter. “It’s like, you know… Regular sex. Where it can be intense and emotional… This feels just so detached and distant.”

“As if you’ve never had a one night stand where there were no emotions involved beyond sex. What’s the difference here?” Jin replied simply with a shrug, however Jimin already had his reasons resting on the tip of his tongue.

“It’s completely different. With something like a hook-up you can still be raw and vocal about how it’s making you feel, even if it’s just shallow stuff like how good it’s making you feel. Because even though there’s no emotions, you’re both still doing it for the pleasure of sex at least. Wouldn’t it be… I don’t know, inappropriate to say things like how good she’s making me feel in the moment, or touching her in a romantic way, when we’re supposed to be having sex for the sole purpose of getting her pregnant, and not even for pleasure? Hell, can I even kiss her without it crossing the line for what we’re supposed to be doing?” Jimin breathed out heavily, running his fingers wildly through his hair as the situation at hand continued to torture his mind. 

It was a real concern, how exactly was he supposed to act? Could he kiss you? Could he say certain things? Could he do anything besides, to put it very bluntly, come inside of you? He knew that these things would be talked about once the time came, but honestly that made Jimin feel something strange buried deep within his chest. This girl, who he’d loved for so long now, who he’d experienced so many things with, was now a complete mystery to him. Not because you’d changed specifically, but because the context of what the two of you were to each other had changed, and honestly… He hated that. He despised the idea of not knowing how to act towards you, when it used to feel as natural as breathing to be with you, so yeah, he just really, really hated that.

Jimin was absent-mindedly tapping at the sides of his coffee cup when Jin finally decided to give a response – albeit a completely unhelpful response. “Yeah… You’re kinda fucked, man,” He ended up saying, bringing his hand up in an attempt to hide his shameless amusement. 

Jimin scoffed, “Thanks, real  fuckin’ helpful.”

“Okay, in all seriousness I think you just need to talk to her. Ask her what the limits are for this little arrangement the two of you have going on, and then work from there.”

“Yeah I know,” Jimin whispered somberly, “I just hate not knowing how I’m allowed to be with her anymore, when…”

“When you still love her,” Jin finished, and Jimin simply nodded in return. It was quiet for a minute or so after that, allowing Jimin’s thoughts to run haywire again, but luckily Jin spoke before it could get too far. “You’ll figure it out. She picked you for a reason, you know?”

“Yeah… Guess you’re right,” Jimin said hesitantly.

After that they continued to talk for a while, but removing themselves from the conversation of Jimin’s strange love life. It helped for him to have something to do besides wallow in what was going to happen in the coming days with you. Jimin could only hope that, with whatever transpired between the two of you, that you would be comfortable and happy with how everything turned out in the end, because really that was the most important part of all of this.

Jimin was still thinking heavy thoughts when Jin stood up from the chair across from him. “C’mon, we got lives to save,” He said, motioning for Jimin to follow.

“Yeah, yeah,” Jimin mumbled.

“You wanna spend the day in the maternity ward?” Jin asked, a smug grin playing on his lips.

Jimin punched his friend’s arm playfully. “Jerk,” He muttered before the two doctors headed down the hall, leaving their mildly heavy conversation behind – well, for now at least.

Touch Me, Touch You | 03 (M)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5


BTS; Yoongi/Suga (Ft. Hoseok/J-Hope)

Genre: Smut | a touch of angst

Word count: 3.6k

Description: Yoongi gets a surprise when he thought he had the apartment all to himself.

Anonymous requested: Voyeurism with Yoongi was supposed to be a drabble but turned into this mess…

Warnings: Masturbation, dirty talk, sexting/phone sex

A/N: What am I doing actually… Look, I had to make this into an angsty story.. I can’t just not make it angsty. This is still like pwp basically, but we are getting to plot I swear…

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My list of things that need to be left in 2016

Asking idols to speak in English. Doesn’t matter Whether they can or they can’t.

Asking for your bias when they are not the ones broadcasting and/or are clearly not present.

Spamming comments asking for them to do/say something for you. They are not a performing monkey. Once or twice ok, but stop copying and pasting the same thing 400 times.

Asking people who have left idol groups why they left or to talk about the group/members.

Fan wars.

“Any army here? XD”

Bringing up other idols/groups on broadcasts/videos/posts not relevant to them.

Asking “who is this?/who are you?” When it’s been answered already mUlTipLe times and is in the tiTLe/DescriptiOn OF THE VIDEO/BROADCAST.

Referring to any idol sibling as “sibling of -insert name of more famous sibling-” instead of their own name.

Boy groups Vs Girl groups

Sexy Vs Cute

Saying inappropriate or sexual things DIRECTLY to idols.

Stanning strictly because of looks then Unstanning when they change up.

Private messaging idols, especially with nude photos.

Spreading leaked videos or photos.

“OMG THEY LOOK LIKE -insert Bangtan member-”

Trying to force people to believe your group is superior

KHipHop rappers VS Idol rappers

Annoying Sungoh of 24K cause you think he looks like V

Annoying Haewon of L.A.U because you saw his photo being used in a smutty Jin imagine.

“Daddy.”

Tagging THIS as BTS members. It’s B:ETA and J:ETA from ALPHABAT.

Trying to make them conform to your standards and way of thinking.

Perving on underage idols. Particularly if you are over 18.

Criticizing their bodies. Too fat, too skinny, no abs etc.

Attacking any girl within a 50 mile radius of oppa. Hate all you want to your friends and on your personal media but do not go to these girls (or guys cause I’ve seen that too) accounts and rage against them. You have no fucking right ok?

HanJoo and shoving ships into idols faces even after they’ve expressed their dislike for it. Again, keep it private.

Assuming Idol’s sexuality and/or asking them about it.

Seriously telling other fans to stay away from your bias as If you own them.

Koreaboos and random Korean that you learned from google.

“I only care about ‘x’ member.”

Putting down and/or disrespecting older or lesser known groups.

Calling members who leave groups traitors and treating them like they’ve done something wrong

Not letting idols be human

Not giving them the basic respect and courtesy every human deserves

“ X group copied X group.”

Whitewashing

Ent VS Ent

So I made a delivery tonight, and when I dropped the pizzas off the guy goes, “Don’t expect your tip to be very much since you gave us such a great deal.” I was confused as fuck because I didn’t even take the order, so I don’t know what deals or coupons he got. But he ordered 4 supreme pizzas and 2 things of ranch and had it delivered, $71.13 in total. And then he goes, “I hope y'all enjoyed raping us, ‘cuz we sure enjoyed it.”

First of all, that is an inappropriate thing to say to anybody ever for any reason. And if you are pissed that pizza costs so much, guess who can’t do anything about it at all? That’s right, the driver. I’m literally the bottom of the chain of command. I don’t set prices, I just drive pizza from point a to point b.

Secondly, I’m super tired of people whining about how much it costs. You aren’t just paying for the ingredients for a pizza. You’re paying for someone else to make it for you. You’re paying for the lights and oven to be on in a building that’s open 14 hours a day where your pizza is made for you. You’re paying for someone to drive it to your front door. It’s not cheap. Buy a frozen pizza.and bake it at home if you want cheap. Besides, you are the idiot if you pay full price for pizza period, end of story. You can look up all of the coupons online and pick the best one.

Thirdly, you obviously didn’t pay attention in economics because if you wanted to stick it to the man, you shouldn’t have ordered the pizza. Corporate isn’t going to drop the cost of pizza because you didn’t tip the driver, they would only drop the prices if people stopped ordering so much pizza and then told corporate they stopped ordering because it costs so much. The pizza chain got their money when you gave me the $72, the only person affected in any way by you not tipping is me.

But thirdly, I don’t need your tip anyway. I made $40 without your tip because other customers aren’t whiny babies.

Steve: Best thing we can do is just be ourselves, carry on in our typical, usual, distracting…
 
Bucky: Sordid love triangle ways. 

Steve: [Laughs] Leave it up to you to say the most inappropriate thing possible. 

Bucky: Aw, I’m always dependable, my friend. 

Tony: So very not funny. 

[Cell phone rings]

Tony: Hi, T'Challa. 

Steve: And the triangle becomes a square. 

Bucky: Well put. 

so i was feeding my bird when i had a random thought: dear evan hansen characters and pets????

evan would totally have a dog (and he’ll name them after a kind of tree smh),,, imagine evan coming home after school and hes having a shit day and the dog is at the door jumping with joy and evan just melts because who knows how long his dog has been waiting on the door mat for him
he cries in bed, and the dog just jumps in bed with him and sleeps by his side and evan is like, instantly comforted
he swears the dog knows when evan is feeling like shit bc it always lies by his side when he is
evan loves his dog so much ok

evan brings zoe over and she just pets the dog and plays with it for hours probably

connor would totally have a cat?? a house cat if u will and sometimes when connor has like those mad mood swings hed just look at the cat and observe how chill it is and he’ll just sit there talking to the cat and asks how it even does that and idk. connor loves the cat. he cant sleep without the cat by his side
he also spoils the damn thing and appreciates it when the cat brings dead rats to him because wow it took all that effort to bring him a gift and at the same time kinda pissed bc “what you think i cant get my own food?? smh cat”

jared ?????? would have a BIRD?? idk man maybe its just me being biased but imagine jared having a talking bird and he just teaches the bird how to say inappropriate things like “penis” and thinks its funny until his mother catches the bird saying “penis” everytime she says a word to it lmao
jared loves his bird to the moon and back,, he put the cage next to his desk so he can have company while working on the computer and it always makes jared snort when its super quiet and he starts typing and the bird just says “penis” in response

PLS ADD MORE DEAR EVAN HANSEN CHARACTERS AND PETS??? I WANT MORE? OR MAYBE NOT BC THIS IS PROBABLY A SHIT IDEA

Advice for the types from an ENTJ

(NOTE: this is all based on people I know personally, and all are around college aged so they have not fully matured)

ESFJ: Tradition for the sake of tradition is not always a good thing. Societal change is not always a bad thing.

ISFJ: Change is not always fun, but it is sometimes necessary. You know this, so put it into action.

ENTJ: Tone down the aggressiveness. You may not see a problem with it, but many of the people around you do.

INTJ: Don’t assume you know how the world works, people are far too complicated to fit into your systems. 

ESTJ: Being nice is wonderful, but that is tarnished when you say highly inappropriate and offensive things. Words have power, use them wisely.

ISTJ: I don’t actually know any ISTJs, so keep on doing you.

ESTP: Breaking boundaries, rules, and norms for the sake of it often ends badly. Sometimes they are there for good reason. 

ISTP: Distrusting those around you makes you appear unstable and paranoid. Let others in.

ENFP: Two words- impulse control. Please have some. 

INFP: People do not fit into your romanticized view of them, be a little realistic when it comes to those around you. This includes yourself. 

ESFP: Giving people the benefit of the doubt is not always the healthiest move. People are often times just unhealthy to be around.

ISFP: People can not be divided into solely good and solely bad, the world does not always work like that. Most people have some shade of grey.

ENFJ: It is not always a good idea to try to look from other people’s perspectives. Sometimes you have to stand firm in your own convictions.

INFJ: Passivity is not a good look on you. When you are in an unhealthy situation, do something to change it don’t just accept it.

ENTP: Hopping from one person to the next to fulfill a need for excitement can be hurtful to those around you. Be steadier in your friendships. 

INTP: Antagonizing people for the sake of humor is not actually funny for anyone but you. Stop.

BTS Reacting To Their Girlfriend Wanting Them To Learn Her First Language

“Can I get a reaction to their girlfriend wanting them to leran her mother language so they can communicate with her parents because they don’t understand any other language?”

Jin:

Jin would cooperate with you and would try to learn some for you. He would learn the essentials that he knows he would need in a conversation with your parents, but might need your help when they say something he can’t understand.

Originally posted by missbaptan

Suga:

Yoongi would be too busy to learn a new language because he is always working on his music. He would learn how to greet your parents and respectfully address them, but you would have to translate for him.

Originally posted by jeonbase

Rap Monster:

Namjoon would be the most willing to learn a new language for his girlfriend. He would want to be able to communicate with your parents because he would care what they think and would want them to approve of him, especially if you are very close with your parents. (The gif is the first thing he will learn to say!)

Originally posted by chimchams

J-Hope:

Hoseok would react similarly to Jin. He would try to learn the basics of the language so he can engage in small talk with your parents. Leading up to the visit, he would only speak to you in your mother language, just to make sure he knows it well.

Originally posted by koreanmusicfan

Jimin:

Jimin would agree to learn your mother language, but as soon you sit down to start teaching him how to speak it, he would start asking you how to say random things in the language. He would also try to ask you how you say inappropriate things instead of things he would need to communicate with your parents.

Originally posted by jicooked

V:

Taehyung would try really hard for you. He highly values family and would definitely do anything to leave a good impression with your family. However, this boy would be mispronouncing left and right, but he would hope your family appreciates his effort.

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Jungkook:

Jungkook would react similarly to Suga and probably wouldn’t have much time to learn a new language and would not be too fond of learning a new language. He would try to learn a few sentences to communicate with your parents, but would have a hard time learning it in time to meet them.

Originally posted by jeonsshi