Have you considered the possibility that your best friend, neighbor, room mate, sibling or dear old parents might slip suddenly towards the macabre? Try your hand at the whimsical practice of super-villain phrenology; it’s our best testing method aside from testing their blood for phlogiston…
You will need access to a printing mechanism, shears, some adhesive paste and 5 uninterrupted minutes. I wish you the best of luck.
Toothless - The villain-turned-cutest-dragon-ever in the Dreamwork’s tale “How to Train Your Dragon” is one of our favorite famous reptiles. Toothless embodies the meaning of friendship and feisty, all in one amazing movie.
Nagini - The famous pet of Voldemort from the Harry Potter series is infamously evil. Did you know that Nagini is the same snake that Harry accidentally let loose at the zoo in the first book? Oh! the regret!
Master Oogway - Move over Po (the panda), the reptiles in this movie are way cooler! Master Oogway wins the “wisest kungfu master” award, at least in our book. Our favorite quotes from Oogway (and basically the entire movie): “Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.”
Viper - Also featured in the Kung Fu Panda movie, Viper as the badass female snake voiced by ever-so-fabulous Lucy Liu. From her sassssiness to her bad-ass kung fu moves, we couldn’t help but fall head over heels with this little snake!
Rango - A chameleon with an identity crisis? How does this not happen more often? Chameleons are known to change color more often than Kim Kardashian changes her hair color.
Geico Gecko - A cute talking gecko selling car insurance in an Australian accent: cute or creepy? We’ll let you decide. Either way, just remember that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
Drogon, Viserion, Rhaegal - Thanks to Season 5 of Game of Thrones we finally know the names of Daenerys’ not-so-little dragons. Named after her husband and fallen family members, we can’t help but be fascinated with these fire breathing HBO creatures. Here’s what we’re really wondering: who will be riding the other two dragons alongside Dany?
Banana snake from Britney Spears’ “I’m a Slave for You” video - If you were allowed to watch MTV as a child, you saw this music video - and probably needed therapy as a result of it. The terrifying yet awesome moment when Britney strut on stage with this corn-yellow snake wrapped around her body was by far the most memorable moment from her performance.