in-ur-bed

u know that feeling when you’ve just showered, you get in to bed, ur room is clean and tidy and u just feel safe and soft and everything is okay

do u ever just get really excited bc one day ur gonna be settled down with the woman u love and ur gonna have a dog that jumps on ur bed to wake the two of you up on a lazy saturday morning and maybe from the distance u’ll hear the pitter pattering of ur kids feet as they run into ur room to jump on the bed too and then ur girl is gonna make u all breakfast and ur gonna look at her with all of the love in the world in ur eyes bc ur so happy and u can’t believe u ever thought u wouldn’t get to have this!!!

anonymous asked:

bts as bff guy friend?

Jin

  • the loud guy friend 
  • calls u out on ur shit
  • protects u from fuckboys
  • is super outgoing 
  • finds a new cafe to eat at every week
  • drags u out of ur bed when ur feeling lazy or sad
  • literally drags u
  • always cracking jokes and making u laugh 

Originally posted by softfluffytae

Yoongi 

  • the guy friend who always cheers u up
  • knows ur starbucks order by heart
  • surprises u with coffee in the morning when u look dead
  • gives u better advice than ur girl friends
  • super chill
  • ur drinking buddy on the weekends
  • has a crush on u but is too shy to admit it

Originally posted by taesscripts

Hoseok

  • the wild guy friend
  • drags u to a random party every weekend
  • “my close friend is throwing this one i promise it’s gonna be fun”
  • “hobi u have a thousand close friends”
  • takes u shopping or out to eat when ur sad
  • sees u as his little sister
  • lowkey a fuckboy 
  • but on the inside he’s a sweetheart

Originally posted by jiminrolls

Namjoon

  • the helpful guy friend
  • need help with an assignment?
  • he got u
  • need 20 bucks?
  • he got u as well
  • probably the only reason u passed ur classes
  • keeps u focused 
  • and alive
  • binge watches netflix with u

Originally posted by dearvmon

Jimin

  • the popular guy friend
  • known by everyone in the school
  • always has 700 text notifications
  • and 50 girls chasing him
  • but is too nice to reject any of them
  • “y/n could you uh pretend to be my girlfriend for like a month”
  • supports u so much
  • a sunshine who never fails to brighten ur day

Originally posted by teambusan

Taehyung

  • the weird guy friend
  • u really don’t know why or how u became friends 
  • but u did
  • and now u two are attached at the hip
  • he gets along with literally everyone 
  • makes weird faces at u from across the room to make u laugh
  • uses an excessive amount of emojis
  • doesn’t understand the concept of personal space
  • kinda all over the place but always pops up in ur life right when u need him

Originally posted by jebaltaetae

Jungkook 

  • the annoying younger brother friend
  • teases u 24/7
  • communicates through memes
  • actually super reliable
  • even tho he groans about it he’s always happy to help u out
  • the type to do what this guy in this tweet did aka the best thing ever
  • will fight anyone who messes with u
  • “is that guy over there annoying u??? ya know i can take care of him”
  • “kook calm down it’s fine”
  • everyone thinks u two are dating

Originally posted by jwimins

that weird moment when ur laying in bed and realize that in 10 years you’ll most likely be laying in a different bed in a different house with the love of ur life that u haven’t even met yet

my ideal relationship: me n u chilling topless in our queen size memory foam bed, ur head resting on my shoulder as we scroll thru vine n say “you” and “no that’s you”

♡ bts as boyfriends  [ jungkook ]

Originally posted by yourpinkpill

- pairing: jungkook x reader

- warnings: fluff with a bit of smut which has been made clear, please skip past if this makes u uncomfortable!

seokjin - yoongi - namjoon - hoseok - jimin - taehyung - jungkook

request/ask - masterlist

  • jungkook invented being a big fat SOFTIE who’s head over heels in love

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When Mark tries to sneak out the dorms probably
  • Mark: *gets dressed and is ready to leave the dorm at 8pm the day after his birthday*
  • Taeyong: *sitting outside in the hallway* boy you better get ur ass to bed
  • Mark: *turns around and goes back into his room*
  • Also Mark: *Tries again half an hour later*
  • Jaehyun: *waiting out in the hall bc Taeyong had to use the bathroom* "Just go back"
  • Mark: *laughs it off and tries to be buddy buddy w him so he can go*
  • Taeyong: *walks out the bathroom* boy if you dont get your ass back to bed
  • Mark: *argues that he's a grownup now and he can do stuff*
  • Taeyong: BITCH DO YOU PAY THE BILLS IN THIS DAMN HOUSE? I THINK THE FUCK NOT
  • Johnny: *pops his head out from behind the door they're arguining in front of* Actually we all pay the bi-
  • Taeyong: BITCH ARE YOU PART OF THIS CONVERSATION?
  • Johnny: *Backs up and closes the door*
  • Mark: *sighs and walks back to his room in defeat*
  • Taeyong: Mhmmm, you thought

life has gone to shit in the past few weeks and so i decided to start waking up early and taking charge of my life. it’s going ok so far. i am a night owl, though, soooo listen to me my tips work y’all

getting ur sleep hours

  • okok so iK that this is not always possible n u stay up late doing crap for school or smthing BUT
  • waking up early becomes so much better and easier and calmer when u get ur hours ok
  • find out how many hours u need (varies from person to person; me it’s 8 hours which kills me bc so much frigggging time)
  • depending on what time u want to wake up at, calculate it backwards and this new hour is ur hour that u absolutely cannot stay up past*
  • (* unless u absolutely absolutely have to. i understand that sometimes u just have too much stuff to do and u gta get it done. so in that case u would have to go to sleep as early as u can - meaning after ur deadline has passed, u focus focus focus n don’t do shenanigans.)
  • the idea here is u want a routine ok bc ur body likes routines ur brain likes routines and eventually it’ll wake up naturally at the time

ur alarm

  • this can either go both ways, whatever works 4 u:
    • make it RLLY RLLY shrilly n hella annoying that u hate it and u go and turn it off
      • warning: this can backfire bc u just turn it off and don’t actually wake up
    • or u make it like soft and happy and pretty
      • warning: similarly this can backfire bc u r still sleepy bc soft and happy and pretty
  • either way!!!!!!! DO NOT HIT THE SNOOZE
  • u made the promise to urself to wake up early, honour it. don’t be a shitty person who can’t keep their word. (look @ me guilting u)
  • some ppl like their alarms far but i don’t have enough self control for that lol like my alarm is my phone n getting out of bed b4 sleep to put my phone across the room eh

ur awake. now what?

  • ur probably still sleepy af bc ur a sleep-deprived person who would ideally be sleeping but u persevere my friend
  • ok first thing u do is get out of bed bc the bed is ur enemy and it distracts u ok it sucks!!!!!!!!!
  • couple things to stay awake:
    • in the winter especially i blast light in my face 2 tell my brain “yooo it’s like the day now can u wake the hell up” and then serotonin comes in and it’s like “yooo ty
    • wash my face w/cooold (diduthinkiwasgnasaycool) water bc that wakes u up !!! if u’ve ever been woken up w/water!!! yes it works !!!
    • some ppl r like exercise but be warned: this only works if ur body is somewhat used 2 exercise like mine is not and so exercising in the morning just makes me tired tbh
    • stimulate ur mind ya ok some ppl r against electronics in the morning but idk watching a funny vid or smthing cheers me up a lot (laughing!!! important)

rewards

  • bc we r humans driven by desires
    i make like a nice breakfast that i like w/like fruits and like good things and it makes me feeling nice n it’s usually rlly tasty
    • things i like to eat: berry smoothies, burrito wraps, congee, dates lol i’m obsessed w/dates rn
  • sometimes i also plan my outfit n i’m like yooooooo i look so good and it gets me feeling rl nice
  • i also have a short impromptu dance party bc like i can afford it w/the time i have now like i don’t listen to music that much anymore :( but now i have a special time to dedicate to music and dance and it’s gr8

final words

  • pls persevere; habits r not made overnight n u will miss some days n it will be totally ok
  • sunrises r nice to actually see and it’s x108908394 easier in the winter bc later sunrise time soooo js
  • my best friend just texted me “can we nap together tmrw” and that pretty much sums us up idk why that’s relevant but s.o. to him !!!
  • i rlly want a burrito rn
  • ur a superstar u can do it also wtf is sleep who needs that???
  • <3