kane hastings for @goldenpixels‘ bachelorette challenge

name: kane or “kale” hastings
age: young adult
pronouns: he/him
life state: appears to be some sort of alien - when asked he says “our spiritual selves are all the same so it doesn’t matter what i am” 
- very into spirituality and wellbeing, wants to write a whole series of books to help people with discovering themselves
- is vegetarian and his favourite food is kale hence “kale” hastings 
- spend 40% of his day meditating and doing yoga
- is funny and charming, was voted “most likely to become a cult leader” in high school 
- is looking for someone who can be both his physical and spiritual soulmate for life, death and beyond

plotqueen  asked:

33 hartwin?

33. celebrity/fan au from ye olde ship + number + AU askbox game!

“You’re saying that you skived off of work because you want to see some man who writes your favorite comic book series?” 

“Mr. Unwin is a graphic novelist,” Harry says firmly, shifting in order to get a better picture of the length of the line. “The snobbery towards visual works of art is—”

“Yes, yes, we all know about your infatuation for one of Britain’s youngest authors,” Merlin sighs into the phone. “Unfortunately, we can’t officially give you a weekend off to jaunt over to a con and have him sign one of your dilapidated copies of West Borough Wall-Banger.”

“That is the name of the first volume, not the whole series,” Harry retorts, stepping forward a few centimeters. “And I’ve already planned ahead. I called in this morning. It’s terrible to have the flu this time of year.”


“Is Chester terribly disappointed?” 

“He is.”

“And you’ve covered for me?” 

Merlin sighs again. “You owe me, Harry. Big time. Starting with—”

“Oh, it seems that I’m reaching the beginning of the line,” Harry says, then hangs up. 

If he peeks behind an eager young woman with sunglasses and a hood, he can see some sort of jacket crowded with gold plaques, with a white cap pulled over his face. Trying not to fidget, Harry watches him sign the inside front cover—The Spy Who Shagged Me, a bonus novella that Harry’s kept carefully in his bookcase and wrapped in the plastic covering—and speaking to her, voice unheard over the constant chatter of the convention around them. The young woman’s grinning, hand just shy of resting on his arm, and Harry can hear Unwin saying, “It was honor to meet you, m’lady.” 

“My knight,” she says, laughing, with an accent that Harry cannot quite place. “Would you name a character after me?”

“Perhaps there will be a dashing rescue of a princess,” he replies, and when she leans over, blonde hair falling over her face, Harry can hear her murmur, then Unwin’s startled, choked laugh. 

“All right, ma’am, that’s enough,” one of the men standing near the end of the table says, and the young woman goes cheerfully enough, swaying her hips. “Next!” 

And Harry finds out that he cannot move. 

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Not to reopen old wounds but -

Am I the only one who thinks with the reveal of Allison being alive, that a huge portion (if not all) of seasons 1 and 2 are discredited?

I mean the main crux of the seasons was “who’s Ali’s killer????” and A’s whole scheme at the time was torturing the liars by pretty much causing paranoia that anyone close to them could’ve been the killer.

With Ali’s (anticlimactic) reveal mid 4th season it really killed a lot of the vibe for me. Season 3 and onward felt disjointed from supposedly the main point of the series that was introduced in seasons 1 & 2 (the best of the whole series). Revealing she was indeed alive this whole time was just ehhh….season 5 was a total blur, the only standout from the whole season was Mona’s “death,’ but I’ll be damned if you ask me to recall much else. Too many plot devices were used for pure shock value but didn’t enhance the story line imo. Obviously Ali and her family have a great importance now, but I wonder how great the story of the liars could’ve been had they wrapped up the series nice and neatly with Ali still dead and not so much family drama and kept the right amount of mystery and surprise.

This is 3 seasons too late but I still think about this rather often. 

anonymous asked:

I just wanted to say that your meta stuff and deep analysis of the show is incredible 🙌🏻 I want to start getting deeper into the show cause I love analyzing things. You seem to have a very keen eye for the details, do you have any tips for analyzing shows? Like symbolism in writing etc., I'm very new to this stuff and I have no idea about any of it but your analyses blow my mind.

Hi! This is really kind thank you!

I literally just got into it by reading other meta writer’s posts and learning about some core concepts, rewatching bits of the show and then the whole series after having read meta on the parts that I had thought about and felt I understood, but not in a structured way, so I didn’t really know the depth of what they meant or foreshadowed, for example Parent!Dean and Performing!Dean. 

@floralmotif sent me an amazing list of places to start:

otherwise, just follow some good meta blogs and start batting ideas back and forward together, we mostly all chat and are open to talking to new people! so give it a go if you like :D

So in general, GOG is really good about game deals (lots of cool old games are on really good sales all the time), and it’s completely DRM-free

But to anybody who’s interested in playing The Witcher games and hasn’t yet, if you download the Gwent public beta (Gwent is an in-game card game from TW3 that got a standalone release) from GOG, you get a copy of the first Witcher game for free

Also, The Witcher 2 enhanced edition (which comes with the full game and all its DLC content) is currently on sale on GOG for $2.99

And The Witcher 3 GOTY edition (again, with all the game’s DLC) is on sale for $24.99, which is a ridiculously good deal right now. That’s half off.

AND it’s all DRM-free and pretty fuckin neat-o so like. If you’ve ever been interested. Now’s a good time. You can get the whole series for 28 bucks right now

If anyone was worried about the status of this comic, let me begin by apologizing for our current state of tardiness (day jobs are kicking our asses). There have been updates going up, not here, over on Patreon (three for that matter that will be posted one after another in the upcoming Fridays). Unfortunately we’d been missing deadlines and updates had become sporadic, as a result we felt the need to treat our Patreon backers to a little exclusivity which had been sorely lacking because pages were literally being finished and posted same day to Tumblr and everywhere else. But like I said, we’re back this coming Friday and hopefully every Friday that follows for a long time to come.

Another bit of news, we’re going to be changing the format of the comic to black and white following chapter 1 to speed up the release schedule. We’d like to someday go back and color the whole series, maybe something we can revisit down the line when things are clicking more financially for the artist.

Now as a little thank you from us to you, enjoy the Tricky art, our little impatient buddy who we can’t wait to introduce into the story. - T.Y. Nereim #wordsman

anonymous asked:

maybe the basic difference between sharingan and byakugan is just that the sharingan can copy jutsus and the byakugan cant but both can foresee movements. the sharingan also got enough hype during the whole original naruto series already so its not bad that the byakugan gets some attention now.

of course it’s not ‘bad’ that the byakugan is getting attention. why would it be. but SP is turning it into a laughing stock meme by changing and overwriting canon content to make it better and more superior, thus pretty much implying it wasn’t good enough in canon.

what SP claims: the Byakugan must be awakened and mastered before someone from the Hyuga bloodline can use it. It takes intense training and practice before one can awaken it. It sees through every obstacle and foresees the movement of an enemy in battle. It has no blindspot.

what the first databook says: “ Byakugan (White Eye): Allows for looking through objects and also the chakra pathway system, that is, the vital lines that move the chakra through all the body. The Hyuuga Clan is a distinguished family, and one of the Hidden Leaf village’s two brightest jewels, the other being the Uchiha clan. The Kekkei Genkai that circulates within House Hyuuga is the Byakugan. Upon using Byakugan, the caster sees right through immediate obstacles, even catching a glance upon things situated remotely ahead of them.But Byakugan possesses an even more astonishing ability. It can also distinguish the inner body’s acupuncture network through which chakra circulates, and the apertures through which it is released outside the body, the chakra openings.  “

“ Each clan member possess the “Byakugan” or “White Eye.” When the “Byakugan” is activated, the clan member gains an extra-sensory perception, which gives them penetrating sight and telescopic vision. This allows them to see the internal chakra circulation system in other beings. This vision also grants the member a near 360° view of their surroundings. “

I think you get it.

turq8  asked:

So on the Misterwives' new album, there's a song called "My Brother" that's basically Joan and Mark's theme song right now, it nearly made me cry and you need to hear it

I sent that ask about the song before the last episode came out and I am D E V A S T A T E D over it and the gulf between the Bryant siblings. And I need to know EVERYTHING about what happened with their parents ASAP

I will absolutely go seek out this song as I have also been having a lot of Bryant sibling feels recently. Andrew and Julia bring it in our finale and a scene that I really hated writing ended up being a top favorite of the whole series because of their performances. I am SO excited for you to hear it. 

As for what happened with their parents, you won’t hear more about that until next season, which starts in the fall, so I’ll restate what we learned in Episode 39 - they had a bad encounter with an atypical when Joan and Mark were kids, raised their children in a paranoid household, and rejected Mark outright when he told them he was atypical. I haven’t written S4 yet so I don’t know if we’ll get into specifics about The Incident but I’m sure the subject will come up again. 

anonymous asked:

I read the whole recovery series and I love it but just want to know is it a sequel to something because it seemed to have started in the middle, sorta? Also is it ending in the next chapter or is it coming back?

It’s not a sequel or anything like that ^u^ I started in a sort of later part of his life to start in on the action right away and also it seemed more interesting as opposed to a straight chronological order. 

Aaaaand its not ending for roughly another two chapters at least LOL

anonymous asked:

I'm genuinely confused by this fandom sometimes, as I generally dislike yurio. I don't understand why everyone is so obsessed with the "podium family" when yurio was nothing but awful the whole series, calling yuuri a fat pig and purposely triggering his anxiety for no reason considering the difference in their score after the sp. His sudden affection for yuuri in the last episode was rushed and underdeveloped. Can you explain to me what the fandom love for him is about?

i love yuri. i’m really protective of him. he reminds me of myself when i was 15 and super traumatized, so i project a lot of my experiences onto him. even my sister offhandedly said he reminded her of me at that age. people, especially other adults, who unabashedly shit on him make me super uncomfortable.

he has been a brat, but he’s also a kid who grew up admiring victor and aspiring to be him. he aspired to be like the distant and depressed victor because that’s who he grew up with. he just didn’t have the maturity of a 27 year old. and in his eyes, yuuri was taking victor away from him.

honestly i don’t think people are taking his age into account. anime tends to mature their 15 year olds far past their natural development. this is a show full of actual adults, and yuri is the odd one out. he acts like it. of course he doesn’t represent all 15 year olds in the world, but he does have the characteristics of a lot of them. and i’m not gonna shit on kids. i’m not about that life.

he is an underdeveloped character tho i will agree with you on that. and i think they’re going to really screw him up further by denying him of future development for the sake of fangirls who like their tsundere characters smh

anonymous asked:

/watch?v=pDTpm2QM4i0 6:30 i found this gem and im like??? i love maisie so much??? omg, this is by far one of the best arguments ive seen against all the ridiculous starksisters hate

hey i’m gonna save this for later if that’s ok. i’m rewatching the whole series right now and i really want to go into s5 as fresh as possible since i haven’t ever rewatched it and so haven’t watched it in 2-ish years.  

but i will def watch this commentary later.


not only did Yuuri have a billion posters of Viktor on his room, he also kept a picture of Viktor FRAMED ON HIS DESK RIGHT WHERE HE COULD ALWAYS SEE IT

and unless it’s merely an animation error not only did he keep a framed picture of Viktor, he also took the time to swap said picture from time to time


however it’s impossible to tell EXACTLY WHAT is in the frame right now so maybe it’s not Viktor anymore, but instead Vicchan (my poor heart if that’s the case) bUT WHO KNOWS maybe he did keep one picture 

please protect this pure boy at all cost he makes my heart melt he’s so adorable and loved Viktor for so long