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The episode before this was called Star-Crossed, and in this episode Mon-El is reading about the most well known star-crossed lovers in literature and makes the comparison.

I mean…that’s almost blatant foreshadowing.

I also wanted to point out that James being fine with Mon-El is one of the biggest copouts they’ve done so far. He never spends any time with the guy, and it wasn’t THAT long ago that he hated him.

The writers are making character changes off screen in order to force Mon-El into the group. They didn’t build this up at all, like everything else with Mon-El. Barry was somehow able to tell that Mon-El cared for Kara after saying less than three lines to the guy. Alex keeps encouraging their relationship despite the fact that she knows nothing about it and never talks about it except to encourage Kara to keep doing it.

The writers are taking a million different shortcuts with Kara and Mon-El’s relationship. Making James disappear for NO REASON for multiple episodes just to make him suddenly come back and be fine with Mon-El is terrible writing.

What the hell are the writers doing? Did they forget what their job is? That they’re supposed to be writing this stuff that they’re skipping over?

it is pretty hard to find solid statistics on wolf attacks, but as far as i can tell, wolves in north america kill way way way less than one person a year, which means that forces more deadly to us than wolves include: dogs, ice fishing, and getting crushed by a falling flat screen tv.

…further complications to trying to write non-ridiculous angst into a werewolf story

“you don’t understand…i’ve done things under the full moon that i can never take back…one time i ate a squirrel”

It takes less than 10 seconds to respond to a text, to make a phone call. To let someone you love know you love them. It takes less than 10 seconds to tell them how important they are. To tell them you miss them, to make them feel important, missed and wanted. Don’t make excuses. Don’t say you got busy. 10 seconds of your time during the day. Perhaps before you get ready to go out, perhaps when you are waking up, or before you go to bed. Never let someone go to sleep feeling unimportant. All it takes is 10 seconds to make them have a better day, a goodnight sleep.

OKAY SO REASONS WHY EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE KEN:

  • Feels comfortable mouthing off to a heavily-armed employer in his very first scene
  • Seems to have better cardio than Bart
  • Seems to have better music taste than Bart
  • Asks a strange biker to call him a cab
  • Drives a motorbike literally one episode later
  • Seems to have a shady criminal past
  • “I knew I’d die in some weird way eventually”
  • Attempts to fight Farah despite having no combat experience at all
  • Hits Bart up for money for lunch
  • Can see Bart in her underwear and doesn’t make it weird
  • Sits protectively outside Bart’s shower and doesn’t make it weird
  • Will sing Backstreeet Boys on command
  • Figures out that “the universe is broken” because, for the first time, Bart misread what the universe was telling her regarding Dirk Gently
  • He and Bart are wearing matching colours in the last episode
  • Shrugs at Todd in quiet Normal Dude™ understanding
  • Played by actual cinnamon roll Mpho Koaho
  • He and Bart stole a corgi from the body-swapping cultists
  • Fixes the time machine/soul swapper/unlimited energy device that closes the time loop once and for all
  • It takes him literally less than a week to go from she’s going to kill me and I’m petrified to she’s going to kill everyone else and I’m fully supportive of her life choices
Babygate Masterpost: Important Evidence You May Have Missed...

On April 7, a Buzzfeed UK article was posted of Louis Tomlinson’s child “being a conspiracy theory” and how many fans believe that there isn’t even a baby at all. While the evidence was impressive… I could tell that many people weren’t taking this subject seriously. And most people loved blaming it on “deluded 12-year-old Louis girls who had nothing better to do.” I was insulted because: 1) it’s not just “Louis girls” who believe that babygate is fake and 2) we’re not all crazy 12-year-olds who have nothing better to do. 

After thoroughly reading the Buzzfeed article a few times (which was trending with over half a million readers in less than 24 hours) I found that the writer, Ellie Woodward, was probably low-key mocking Directioners as well. She led with “Fans believe…” or “Many Tumblr users have theorized…” and this is what makes it seem like we’re crazy.

So I’m taking matters into my own hands; I’d like you to read this post. It includes reasonable and more thorough evidence that Miss Woodward didn’t bother to include (and who can blame her? There’s so much!) in her article. No matter who you are, I’d like you to take this seriously… and you should be able to understand why this is serious towards the end.

You’re going to see why people are doubting Freddie Reign Tomlinson (Louis’ supposed “son”) and his existence. Please keep an open mind and just take all this into consideration before you decide to label me cruel things, such as a “psycho boyband-obsessed teenager.” 

I have tried to see both sides of the babygate argument: it’s real vs. it’s fake.

I have yet to find convincing and legit proof that babygate was “not planned” and how it’s “not another major publicity stunt.” I’m a very open-minded person myself, and I don’t often jump to ridiculous conclusions. 

Why would they plan babygate anyway?

  • Damage control
  • It’s all about keeping One Direction relevant… even on their break
  • Punishment for Louis (keep reading)
  • To diminish rumors of Louis being gay/bisexual 
  • Louis was also an easy target; he goes out partying and drinking so him getting a girl pregnant seems plausible 

How Louis reacts when the “baby” is just MENTIONED….

Babygate has been suspicious since it started from Day 1 back in July. But it was relatively quiet until Louis was forced to talk about it in interviews as the months progressed. One interview that stands out was when the boys were in Glasgow, Scotland back in October. Louis and Niall gave a painfully awkward interview that just adds to the massive amount of evidence which points to babygate being planned/fake. 

How is it “painfully awkward”? Well, if you’ve seen the interview and don’t understand (or if you haven’t seen it at all) I’d be happy to sum it up for you:

Louis and Niall laughing along with the reporter…. They’re having fun!

They joke around some more and they still appear to be okay…

The boys continue to share some laughs and give details about their upcoming album, “Made In The AM.”

Niall shares what he’s gonna do on break. Then Louis says he’s gonna enjoy relaxing…. but that’s when the reporter reminds him that he “has a baby on the way.”

Well, shit… That went just went completely downhill. You can tell this bothers Niall, too. If that doesn’t raise a red flag then I don’t know what else will. Louis starts to distance himself and nervously plays with his hands in his lap…

He’s forced to give a “satisfying” answer (most likely from management) so the reporter can move on. The whole setting becomes extremely awkward… The reporter seems to be the only one having fun now.

People have told me: “Well he only made it awkward because he doesn’t wanna give away details about his personal life!” … However, that’s the only “excuse” that the Briana Jungwirth “fans” and baby believers have given me. But when they choose to be ignorant of Niall and Louis’ body language, that’s just plain stupid. Sorry not sorry.

Like I said, this was just one of the first of many pieces of evidence. Anyway,  let’s move on…

How Louis reacts around other kids and babies…

Here we have Louis throughout the years, and recently, with children:

Here we have Louis around his baby siblings, Doris and Ernest, whom he is actually related to… Awww! So sweet! He’s such a good big brother…

I’ve never seen a genuine smile when he’s with Freddie. Hell, he doesn’t look the slightest bit happy with his “own son.”

Don’t believe me? Okay. Here’s how Louis reacts around “Freddie”:

Now with these three images you’re probably thinking two things: “What do you want him to do, smile all the time?” and/or “He’s only frowning because the paparazzi won’t leave him alone!” – Well, that may be so…. but if I was a die-hard fan of kids and I finally had my own baby (whether this baby had been planned or not) I’d be over the moon every time I was around him/her. Plus, in the first photo, it’s clear that he doesn’t even know there’s paparazzi. We have yet to see a genuine smile when he’s with this “baby.”

If the baby turns out to be real: Guys…. the media has told you that this is a grown man who’s “so sure that this kid is his” and who has “finally confirmed” that his baby is real but yet he doesn’t even smile or give a small grin around the infant? Riiiight. That’s very contradicting….

If they’re using a doll: I had to stroll around town with a baby doll in a stroller with people silently judging me I wouldn’t be smiling either. Hell, most of us would refuse to do this… but they’re pressuring Louis. That’s sick and inhumane. 

How Louis’ bandmates react…

Remember the Good Morning America interview about the baby back in August 2015? No? Well, go watch it…. 

These are the boys’ reactions when the interviewer congratulates Louis on “upcoming fatherhood”:

In case you can’t tell, here are their reactions up close…

Harry Styles with his “Do they actually believe that?” face.

Liam Payne looking at Louis like, “Are they serious, bro?”

Niall Horan’s expression reads something like: “You’ve gotta be shittin’ me…”

And none of them bothered to comment or show support for the news during the interview. They’re practically like brothers to Louis and they’d know if something like this was true or not. They’d also likely know if there really was a baby…

Also, let’s not forget Louis’ reaction the whole time:

He looks amused, to be honest. But he manages to keep a straight face. His expression could have several possible explanations… but you can’t rule out the fact that this isn’t exactly a face that reads “thank you very much.” 

Louis is careful with his words in interviews…

While we’re talking about the Good Morning America interview, it’s important to take note that Louis didn’t really “confirm” the news, nor did he deny it. That’s what gets most people; just because he didn’t deny it doesn’t mean it’s still true… 

Louis said: “Yeah…uh…it’s a very exciting time so… I’m buzzin’, thank you.” 

The interviewer then turns to Harry and remarks that he’s been “very quiet.” To which Harry looks like he knows something they don’t:

He pulls that face, the face he does when he’s about to tell or joke or when he’s about to laugh… Harry knows what’s up.

All he says in reply is: “Oh no, no, I’m having a great time!”

This is the look he has after he says that:

Silly, silly Harry. Oh! Look at everyone else, too:

How Louis’ family reacts…

Louis’ mother, Johannah, blocks people on Twitter who love to give updates on “Freddie.” She also blocks people who believe Louis and Briana are a “happy couple” that should be married (although this could just be internet trolls). Overall: instead of blocking people who ship her son in a gay relationship with Harry Styles, she’s blocking people who worship and “support” Briana and Freddie… even ones who aren’t harassing her. Sounds like Johannah is just as much done with this shit as her own son; this is a woman who should love hearing positive things about her own grandson but no, no, no. 

November 28, 2015: Johannah and Louis’ sister, Lottie, had to spend a day with Briana and her mother in Los Angeles. We got one fan photo of Lottie and Briana (who was actually cropped out) getting into a car to supposedly go shopping for baby clothes (it was never confirmed exactly what their plans were but this is what the media believed). That same day, before leaving with her mother and the Jungwirths, Lottie posted a photo on Instagram with the middle finger (”fuck you”) emoji in the caption. In the photo, however, Lottie is holding her fingers up, making the peace sign. The caption makes it seem like she was throwing shade at the Jungwirths; she resents them and hates having to go along with this babygate stunt (being forced to spend time with someone for the sake of publicity for her older brother). She’s a very sweet girl and likes most people connected to her brother, including his friends and bandmates… but Briana? Oh no. Even the look on Lottie’s face says, “I’m so done with this shit…” 

  • We should also point out that Lottie has never defended Briana or Freddie (her own “nephew”) and she’s been relatively quiet for most of babygate so far, avoiding most things that have to do with it. I mean, if I had a niece or nephew I’d be over the moon about it and I’d jump to their defense if people were calling him or her fake.
  • Pictures of Lottie with her siblings, twins Ernest and Doris, who recently turned two years old. They’re still babies and Lottie is so happy and tickled to be around them. Not to mention she loves talking about them, too. But “Freddie”? Nah. (1) (2)


The “Fizzy vs Ashley” Twitter Feud: Louis’ sister Felicite (aka “Fizzy”) is no stranger to slaying someone on social media. In the past she’s defended her brother from hate, particularly due to homophobic comments and slurs aimed in his direction. But in February 2016 she was slaying on Twitter for a different reason… 

It all started when someone tweeted a picture of a baby and claimed that it was Freddie. Fizzy liked it. 

However someone told Fizzy that she’d actually just liked the photo of a random baby and that it wasn’t Freddie. To which she responded with:

This got the attention of Briana Jungwirth’s cousin, Ashley, who thought it would be a good idea to “question” Fizzy: 

That’s a damn lie because….they are….

Well, Fizzy didn’t take to kindly to Ashley’s lie. So what did she say?

The fact that Fizzy also used those specific emojis tells us that she knows something we don’t and that she’s throwing shade towards the Jungwirth family.

And don’t forget that Fizzy’s boyfriend, Rishi, liked this tweet:

Wow….. could this get any shadier? Unfortunately, Fizzy knew that trouble would brew since thousands of people had just seen her call out Louis’ (supposed) baby mama’s family for using fake baby pics. She then deleted her tweets about “Freddie” and her tweet to Ashley. 

Later, she goes on to act like nothing ever happened…

Lucky for us… screenshots exist and we caught the whole thing. 

Fizzy once followed an account that debunked babygate: While Fizzy is being brought up, it’s also important to mention that sometime in mid-January she followed this Instagram account that was dedicated to proving that Freddie Reign Tomlinson didn’t exist and that Briana was never pregnant. 

Need proof that she followed? Okay. Here you go:

And the comments…

I doubt anyone can come up with an explanation as to why Louis’ sister–his own flesh and blood!–would follow such an account; the username just makes it so obvious, and she knew what she was doing. As far as I know, Fizzy only followed this account for a few days. Right around the time “Freddie” was “born,” she unfollowed them and re-followed Briana. That’s totally not suspicious at all *sarcasm*

Let’s talk about Briana’s Snapchat stories, too…

This evidence is one of those “no fucks given” situations. 

We all know about Briana Jungwirth, the “baby mama” and “victim of Larry shippers.” She made a Snapchat account a few weeks ago and one of the first things she did was drag herself into the babygate mess to get attention.

Here’s how it went: First, Briana wanted everyone to know that she was going to Beverly Hills (where Louis was, with his family visiting at the time). She didn’t meet up with Louis at all. Later she and her friend Olivia went driving, blasting music (very loudly, might I add) and at one point Olivia took Briana’s phone to (purposely) show a baby car seat behind Briana (who was the driver). But the car seat was backwards and apparently not even strapped in… and they were still blasting music. Great parenting, Briana *yawns*.

There’s more! And this made me laugh my ass off: Olivia picks up three half-filled baby bottles–all of which were uncapped (that’s very unsanitary)–and says: “Oh my God, Briana! You have so much stuff I can’t even put my Starbucks in here!” And they were laughing and being over-dramatic on purpose. It’s like they’re shoving this in our faces to “prove us wrong.” Yeah, but the whole damn time you didn’t even hear a single baby noise. 

Then they get out of the car and Briana is “struggling” to put together the baby stroller together while Olivia films and laughs, neither of them taking it seriously. Shouldn’t Briana know how to put together a stroller by now? “Freddie” is almost three months old and she’s also had her whole pregnancy to learn something like this. Yeah… really great parenting, Briana *yawns louder*. Oh my God…. did they leave “Freddie” in a hot car? Or did they set him on the ground? Because the poor thing wasn’t anywhere in that video.

To finish it all off, they recorded the baby stroller being pushed for three seconds… still no shot of the baby or any baby noises; Olivia sounded like she was trying not to crack up. 

That same day… “Freddie” was reportedly spending all day with Louis and his friend Oli. So either Briana and Olivia are shading babygate… or they were lying for attention.

One Direction’s management would definitely do something like this, given their reputation…

Modest! Management has a bad reputation with their past and present clients. They signed One Direction back in July 2010 when they were on the X Factor UK. Here’s what you need to know:

X Factor UK 2010 finalist Rebecca Ferguson took them to court in June 2012 after a barrage of mistreatment. She claims they watched her faint during an interview– instead of asking her if she was okay or taking her to receive any medical treatment…. they handed her a can of Coke and told her to finish the interview. She also stated that they were “vile” and would not let her take time off to see her children under any circumstances. Even at one point she was so physically exhausted that she couldn’t walk and they still made her work. 

Screenshots still exist of these tweets because they can no longer be found (since they were deleted). After the court settlement a whole year later, Rebecca stated that she was happier and healthier. In September 2015 it was reported that she was currently with new management and working on her upcoming fourth album.

Evidence has also pointed to Modest! Management controlling their clients’ personal Twitter accounts. Because when Rebecca was taking them to court and tweeted about her children…. “Louis” decided to respond.

He’s very protective of his younger sisters just like Rebecca is protective of her children. So why does Louis seem to defend management’s actions in this tweet? Oh wait. It’s not really him…. Look at the time stamp on the tweets! She didn’t even tag him… That should make you raise an eyebrow. 

That same day, “Louis” defended management once again:

Babygate is punishment for Louis’ past actions…

Louis has had a history of standing up to management. Undoubtedly, this would have consequences for him. Modest! Management has a negative reputation for dragging their artists through hell, as shown above. Let’s not forget this interview that Louis and Zayn did in 2013 (that wasn’t shown on most broadcasts).

“Telling porky pies” is an English term; for example… “Don’t go telling me porky pies!” It means “telling lies.” You can ask most Brits and they might be able to confirm this. So, essentially, we have proof that Zayn and Louis called their management out as liars. Not surprising, however it was a risky move. 

This video is also important to notice. After hinting that their management has been lying to the press “behind their backs”, Louis and Zayn’s body language immediately changes. Zayn even looks off camera (possibly to someone from the management team) and then puts his head down, as if he knows he’s in trouble. Louis does a better job at hiding his regret for saying what he said, though you notice that he “stutters” for a moment. That stutter is probably nothing…but it should be noted.

Louis always warns us with a selfie… It’s a pattern

Every time “Louis” posts something about the baby on Instagram, what’s the previous post? That’s right… a selfie! This may sound ridiculous but it seems that’s the only way he can warn us anymore. Not to mention the last two only have a time gap of one day. 

The post on April 7 is damage control. 

Damage control- action taken to limit the damaging effects of an accident or error

What was the error that day? The trending article from Buzzfeed that called “Freddie” fake. But given that Louis posted a selfie the day before (and I told everyone to watch out), they were probably gonna post a pic of “Freddie” anyway.

Only “Larry shippers” believe babygate is fake… this is NOT TRUE

Larry shippers- people who believe that Louis Tomlinson is in a gay relationship with his bandmate Harry Styles, and he has been ever since One Direction formed in 2010.

Yeah, one thing I continue to see since these “babygate is fake” articles have emerged is that everyone loves blaming this ‘conspiracy theory’ on Larry Stylinson shippers (who are also called “fake fans”) and no one else. I guarantee you 100% that if you were to dig around and ask most Directioners if they shipped “Larry,” they’d say “no” or “just as a friendship.” And I also guarantee you that these same people are also likely to believe that babygate is fake, since “Larry” has nothing to do with it… Here’s a survey:

Trust me…. there are way more comments like these.

Larry Stylinson and babygate are two very different topics.

Louis’ mental, physical and emotional health is suffering…

This one is very debatable; Louis has shown dramatic signs of unhealthy weight loss as well as sleep deprivation and emotional exhaustion. 

I’ve heard it all: “You don’t know what he’s going through, how can you know?” or “Ewww, do you like assuming things?” or “He looks fine! Everyone gets tired when they have a kid!”

But you can tell he’s lost weight… maybe not around the waist, but definitely in the face. Doctors attribute unhealthy weight loss in the face to eating disorders such as anorexia. Eating very little / skipping meals due to stress? That’s always possible! He’s gained the weight back… only to lose it again within the next few weeks.

I understand that in some of these photos it’s probably just a “bad angle,” the lighting, or he’s drunk… But with each photo you know he’s possibly not at his healthiest. I’m no doctor… but I am someone who’s very observant.

Why did he FINALLY do something after all this time?

Louis loves children to death and he is overjoyed to be around them. We’ve established that, yeah? So if he was “so sure” that he was going to be a father ever since the news broke back in July…. if he is “so sure” that Freddie is really his and no one else’s…. why, two days ago, did he finally “shut down rumors” that the “baby” was fake? Let me tell you what’s wrong with this:

  • Several people and fans pointed out that pictures of the baby only appear in black and white, with its eyes closed, and it’s “photoshopped.” Whoever is in charge of this stunt was paying attention, because “Louis” posted a picture of a baby IN COLOR… WITH ITS EYES OPEN…that appears to be REAL. Only one thing: it doesn’t look like the “Freddie” we’ve seen. Fail. A reverse image search found no results, so it wasn’t stolen… but why would they finally use a real baby? We should mention that this is the first photo “Louis” has posted of the baby where “he” isn’t holding it…. That’s weird, if he’s so desperate to prove it’s real (like every online article is saying) then wouldn’t he be in the photo with it, too? And the reason I say “Louis” is because he doesn’t have full control of his Instagram account either. 
  • If they wanted to prove to us that this was genuine and NOT fake, they would’ve had Louis shut down “Freddie is fake” rumors from the beginning when it first started. It’s also trended on Twitter before… and Louis still did nothing. All we got outta that was Briana’s family stealing more baby pics.

“There’s a video of the baby… why are you still in denial?”

First, I’m not in denial. If there turns out to be a baby that’s actually Louis’ then I’ll be happy for him…. But we have all this evidence that says otherwise.

Oh. That video that TMZ posted with the baby crying while Louis was pushing it? 

To management: I’ll give them props for finally using a real baby; at the same time that also makes them sick monsters. That baby still looks nothing like what we’ve been shown recently. The fact that they finally reached this level is actually really disturbing– because they’re running out of ideas and it’s down to the last straw.

Unfortunately, they can’t make Louis act like he’s happy.

“Well then if it’s real then who’s baby is it?” 

Great question. 

Although Buzzfeed already covered this, I do need to point out that SYCO’s Global Head of Media, Ann-Marie Thomson, had twins (a boy and a girl) a few months ago (although it’s not sure officially when). 

The first photo she posted of them was on February 1. They look to be almost three months old in this picture. Three months old? That would put their birth around late November, two months before “Freddie.” In a tweet on December 3, 2015, Ann-Marie asked if there was a spa in LA where she could take her newborn twins to. That would mean they would’ve been a few weeks old, in fact making their birth around late November as I said. Also, in the same tweet, Ann Marie wants to know if the baby spa would be in areas such as Woodland Hills or Calabasas.

Guess who lives in Calabasas? Briana Jungwirth and her family. Wow. I wonder if that’s a “coincidence”? 

We need to compare photos of Ann-Marie’s babies to the ones of “Freddie” we got from TMZ and other media outlets, as well as photos in general from the last few days:

They used the boy for Louis’ photo…

On the left is Ann Marie’s photo (taken on February 8). On the right is what “Louis” posted on Instagram (April 7). 

The ears, nose, and little fingers look exactly the same. The two month difference would explain why the right photo shows the baby with more hair. But the photo that’s on Louis’ Instagram may not have been taken the same day it was posted (and that would mostly likely be the case). You can’t deny that both of the babies pictured above look almost exactly the same. 

Now, for the photos we got yesterday they used the girl…

On the left is from February 13. The right is from two days ago (April 7). Yes the angles are different but the girl is different from her twin because she has chubbier cheeks. 

But now let’s compare the Instagram post to the paparazzi photo…

No way that’s the same baby. 

But with another photo of the girl twin…

Now THAT looks like the same baby (these photos are two months apart).

It would make sense to use twins for this stunt. If one needs to rest or won’t stop crying, etc. they can switch them back and forth, and although these twins look alike they’re not identical, they’re fraternal– you can tell. That’s why there are noticeable differences and it’s easy to distinguish which baby is which. It’s scientifically impossible for there to be a pair of identical twins that are a boy and a girl. 

Oh hey! This must not have been the first time they used the girl twin.

See, I thought that was a doll because the sun was in its eyes and Louis was doing nothing to protect it. But I guess it was a real baby (since I had people messaging me that they met Louis and saw/heard crying from the stroller). A real baby…. but not “Freddie.” These pics were from about two weeks ago.

So now you must be like, “Wait, why would Ann-Marie allow her babies to be used? Isn’t that illegal?”

  1. She didn’t sign a contract, but yet she’s probably getting paid. 
  2. Since she didn’t sign a contract for her babies to be used (which would/should be illegal as hell!) the idea is that maybe Louis and his friends/family will “babysit” her kid(s) while she’s doing her other work or relaxing, while the media and everyone else thinks it’s Freddie. 
  3. She’s BFFs with Simon Cowell…. gee, that should sum things up.

And it seems like they used her for Louis’ younger sister to pose with:

I really do believe that they’re using Ann-Marie’s twins now.

Speaking of the TMZ video…

Wait until they (probably) read this and force Louis to give a shit. He would never ignore a crying baby, and because he did….you know something is up. Hell, the paparazzi were watching him and all he said was: “Have a bit of respect for a baby, pal!” A baby. Not “his” baby. A baby….

Last but not least…. why are his bandmates silent about it?

Niall Horan: He has a three-year-old nephew and loves kids just like the rest of his bandmates. Not even a public congratulations to Louis on “his kid”– and this is surprising because Niall is the most active on Twitter and Instagram, apart from Liam. Everyone else close to Louis did that…. except for Harry….and Liam….. hell, even Zayn Malik is avoiding all this. But remember…. the first time the “baby” was brought up Niall looked like he was about to laugh his ass off. Then the next time it was brought up he looked really uncomfortable.

Zayn Malik: Sure, he’s focusing on his music right now…but if he had the time to congratulate the boys when “Drag Me Down” came out, and also had the time to acknowledge Liam on the band’s five-year anniversary, why hasn’t he said a damn thing about Louis’ “baby”? Despite what tabloids tell you, Zayn was (and probably still is) very close to Louis and he would surely have a comment to make about this……..oops! No.

Harry Styles: This man adores babies the most apart from the others. He even acknowledges pregnant women at concerts…. however, he never acknowledged Briana when she went to at least three shows. Damn. She even had VIP seats with Louis’ family!

Liam Payne: Alright, alright. Calm down. There was a magazine that ran a story on Liam a while back and “he” (because you know how magazines love to twist words or write their own made-up shit) said he couldn’t wait to meet Louis’ kid. But this was before “Freddie” was born… and still we’ve gotten nothing about Liam meeting his best friend’s child. 


So, in conclusion, this is all the evidence I have provided for you on why babygate was planned. This is why I believe there isn’t really a “Freddie Tomlinson.” Now I’ve received a ton of hate and people demanding to know how I can call “an innocent child” fake. At least I don’t just say shit to say it. I support my beliefs with evidence. So you can call me crazy. Call me a bitch. I don’t care. Because unless you can explain everything wrong with babygate (yes, including what Buzzfeed posted) and have solid (really solid) proof that this wasn’t planned….. I may change my mind. Actually, wait, I don’t think I can…. because you can’t explain ALL of this. But thank you for taking the time to read this. I hope it changed your mind or at least made you think.

(And Modest! Management, if you’ve seen this… and you decide to “fix” some more babygate mistakes…. we’ll all notice because I’ve pointed them out. I have the right to freedom of speech. If you take this down it just proves that you’re hiding something and then everyone will know the truth.)

Have a nice day! 

RFA + Saeran Headcanon

When they get drunk

 Saeyoung
 * talks about his crippling depressions
* laughs at his own jokes
* takes pictures of him recreating his favourite memes
* forces you to do the same * talks about how you’re his soulmate
* gets all cuddly
* “Do you think Dr. Pepper would taste good with Vodka?”

Jumin:
* horny
* tells you how much he would want to tie you up
* talks about how annoying Zen is
* drunk on expensive wine
* makes fun off people who have less money than him
* kisses your hand all the time

 Zen:
* “Why do people even like Jumin, he’s a dick”
* touches your butt “accidentally” every five minutes
* tells everyone who lucky he has to have you
* at some point he’ll tell everyone how you help him out when his beast mode takes over
* talks all dirty
* makes out with you a lot, especially in front of Jumin

Yoosung:
* cries
* tells you how much he loves you
* embarrassed bc he told you he loves you
* starts singing
* talks about his favourite games
* “Is it just me or is it getting warm in here?”
* ends up in awkward sex conversations with Zen and Seven
* gets jealous cause Zen keeps talking about what he would do to you if you were his girlfriend

Jaehee:
* first quite calm, relaxing person
* ends up dancing a lot * cuddles you a lot
* tells you how much she loves you
* jealous when other girls talk to you
* wears a sexy dress to impress you
* Is impressed bc of your dancing
* A lot of touching

Saeran:
* “I can’t stand you ok.”
* “Actually I can, now get undressed.”
* “What do you mean you’re not going to undress in front of me? I’m your boss.”
* gets annoyed
* walks out of the room
* comes back, apologizes for his bad behavior
* “But I really can’t stand you…”
* “Okay maybe a little, I mean, If I didn’t you wouldn’t be my assistant”
* gets a boner as soon as you hug him
* leaves again, saying that he was joking and that he actually hates you (not)

4

Elias found a little friend~

Got my Elias nendoroid a little while ago and have been meaning to take some pics with it. Unfortunately an annoying cold made cosplay less than ideal so it had to wait. But now the cold is gone and after seeing the new preview for the MahouYome TV anime airing in October it seemed like the perfect time to bring Elias out to meet his little buddy :)

Things I Have Learned as an INTP

- The best thing to have in life is a ridiculously large sense of humour.

- Most people do not possess such a thing, but that doesn’t make them any less of people.

- Having a large capacity for knowledge and a pretty good memory never excuses me from being a nice person.

- Nor does my personal introversion.

- The real world is not just what the Sensors tell us it is.

- Most people would rather be thought well of than actually take the time to do well.

- Being honest doesn’t always mean speaking the truth at every possible turn.

- Living life dangerously means trusting others and taking on responsibilities.

- The younger a sibling is in a family, the higher his chance that the parent will side with him should any teasing (or fighting) among siblings take place. (As the oldest, this is probably the most important life lesson I have ever learned. It is also interesting to note that while I have vowed time and again that I will be a fair parent if I have children, I have this horrible fear that I will actually make a terrible parent and do this very thing that I most detest.)

Dear People who think some of us are being too political and need to "lighten up"

…and tumblr is a place only unicorns and fairies and fandom cuteness is allowed to reside:

Do you know what it’s like to feel there is no corner of the world in which you are safe?

Do you know what it feels like to drum into your grown up kids “If you’re even 5 minutes late, CALL ME”, as it takes less time than that for someone to put a knife in a person, or a group of bigots to ambush them?

Do you know what it’s like having to tell them “Do not open the car windows more than a crack when you’re at lights and make sure the first thing you do when you get in is LOCK THE DOORS”?

Do you know what it feels like to be born in, raised in, educated in, work in, pay over 25 years of tax in, and abide by the laws of a country that now looks at you as a foreigner?

Do you know what it’s like to watch your elderly mother cry, because she’s a citizen of a country she has lived in and raised her children in for almost 45 years, but now feels they are not safe here, and worries every single damn time any of us leave her house? Or that, even though we are in our 40s & 50s, she has all of our schedules, just to give her a little piece of mind?

Do you know what it’s like being HATED just for the colour of your skin? Something you have no control over! (Wouldn’t change it if I could though)

Do you know what it’s like to be HATED just because I worship God in a different way to you (and don’t force it down your throat??

No?

Then please, just let us have one safe corner. Please.

Learning to read was hard for Cass.  Interpreting the written word is far different from interpreting body language, and Cass’s brain is wired differently as a result of her abusive childhood.  But after Cass had to ask Steph to read a ransom note aloud in order to continue chasing down criminals (Batgirl vol. 2), she realized that knowing how to read would be useful.

[Batgirl #67]

Because of Cass’s learning disability, it takes her a long time to make significant progress.  Babs coaches her and explores different methods of learning, and eventually Cass is able to read full length novels (albeit slowly).  When Cass did learn how to read, she fell in love with books.  A well-written book is far less predictable than a person, and Cass loved how words seemed to make places and characters come alive in her head.  She would read anything from historical fiction to high fantasy, but quickly became able to tell when a story was poorly written.  The characters would seem less real, and the words wouldn’t flow as easily.  Cass began to spend a lot of free time in the library, and Babs would point out good books that she remembered from her time as a librarian.  Tim also had quite a repertoire of books from his childhood, since he needed something to entertain himself with when his parents were away.  He let Cass have free reign of his collection and gave her recommendations.  The rest of the batfamily also began to gift her books that they enjoyed when they learned about her new passion.

Cass never grew tired of how written words could somehow transform into people as though personalities were interwoven into pages.  She marveled at how she could spend hours completely immersed in a story, oblivious to the world around her (or as oblivious as she can get with her skills).  Books had opened up entire worlds for her.  She secretly hoped that someday she would be able to create worlds of her own.    

INTP problems

● Having a ton of good ideas in your head, but never putting effort into making them a reality

● Stuck between being productive or playing video games all day in bed

● Constantly losing shit

● Wanting affection, but then disregarding it and telling yourself “Oh I don’t need that!! That’s dumb”

● Zoning out at inappropriate times, which is pretty much always?

● Talking someone’s ear off in a one on one conversation to the point where the other person wants to flee for their lives

● Knowing plenty of random subject matter, but once again doing nothing with it

● Getting a recognizable odor to you because spraying cologne or perfumes is less effort than taking a shower (yeah I’m guilty of this)

● Controlling your emotions is like a dog climbing a tree

● When you get “into” someone, you REALLY get into them, and then get confused about why you feel so ridiculous around them

● Love is terrifying and impossible to explain

● Laughing to yourself over stuff on your phone and having people give you strange looks over it

● Thinking of ludicrous, silly, unrealistic possibilities or theories just for the hell of it

● Taking criticism personally and then acting as if it’s no big deal even though inside you’re probably crying or pissed off

● Taking ages to come to a conclusion over something because you think of about 800 different ways it could go

● Last but not least… wanting to be anything else but an INTP because you have waaaaaay too much going on in your head to properly process all of it

Hangover( Part II): Tom Holland x Black Reader

Part 2 of The Hangover

Haz and Tom come up missing after the bachelor party…

Y/F/N= Your friends name

This shit gets a bit wild, not nearly as wild as the movie itself but you’ve been warned😂😂😂


“I can’t believe them!” Your best friend screamed! “Honey calm down. I’m sure those idiots are somewhere.”

You tried not to panic because you figured that it wouldn’t be good for the baby. You tried to call Tom for the 5th time, “Hi this is Tom. Sorry-” You huffed and hung up.  

“They have only been in Vega for less than 15 hours and they already come up missing!”

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I do not like those posts that are all “don’t give a diabetic regular soda without telling them they will DIE” bc it won’t like… kill a diabetic. It will make us very sick and contribute to long-term damage but I’m not gonna fall over dead bc I had more sugar than expected (or I’d have died like, 23423908 times by now.) I feel like the whole “you’ll KILL THEM” overreaction actually makes people take it less seriously because it’s so obviously an exaggeration.

How about an AU where Phoenix first meets Miles Edgeworth for the first time in fifteen years at this social event he was dragged along to and he knew Edgeworth was going to be there too so he arrived expecting to stay a wallflower, being more or less ignored. But then he starts getting drunk, and by the time the night is through he’s both started coming on to Miles (albeit in subtle-yet-obvious ways) and also telling him EXACTLY what he thinks of him, how hurt he is, etcetera.

Phoenix wakes up the next day not remembering anything other than ‘I hope I don’t embarrass myself’.

But unlike how it COULD play out, his drunken behaviour wasn’t seen by everyone in his profession. Only some people. Meaning he’s left clueless until Miles refers back to something Phoenix said, blushing somewhat. And even then, it takes Mia recounting a load of things, her thinking it was the Best Thing Ever, to realise OH Yeah, That Happened.

My thoughts on the “I love you” trailer for Sherlock series 4...

(I’m back temporarily, partly for the purpose of throwing thoughts out there, so here goes) 

First of all, that was a whole lot of crazy packed into less than a minute. Like, whoa! It was quite a lot to take in! 

Ok so I’ll get this out of the way right now and be prepared for some of my fellow shippers to disagree…I do not believe that Sherlock is telling Molly he loves her. Would it be great? Of course! And I’d be popping champagne for days lol! But the thing is that to me it doesn’t even sound like it’s being spoken to a person at all. His tone of voice and expression seems more like an epiphany than anything else. Like, he’s just figured out a code or a key or something like that. And I’m not even sure it’s a full sentence. Could be the end of a sentence. For example- “And the most powerful confession a person can make is…I love you.”  Idk, that’s my take on the verbal bomb dropped in that trailer. And honestly, I think that bomb was put there by design. Because they know what they’re doing. They HAVE TO know that the fans of the show will be clambording to find out who Sherlock says that to! Even if it isn’t being said to anyone in reality. Oh yes, I see what you did there Mofftiss…

Now what I DO believe, on the other hand, is that there will be plenty of sherlolly goodness in this series. I try not to read into things too much, but to me all signs point to Molly not only being especially important this time around, but that there will be more emotional and meaningful stuff with Sherlock than before. She’s always mattered and been a close friend, but it was kind of in the background and only focused on occasionally. This time? Well it’s put in the viewers face in a trailer that’s less than a minute long! Gone are the days when Molly Hooper got almost no screen time, my friends. And gone are the days when fans can argue that “ultimately she’s not in the cannon so nothing can happen with her.” Uh uh. Nope. She IS cannon. She is cannon in the BBC Sherlock universe. The writers have more than established that over the course of 3 series. And I very much look forward to it only being further emphasized in series 4. :))

20 Interesting Zodiac Sign Facts About Gemini (Part 6)

1. Gemini say things so bluntly that they don’t even know if it’s rude or not sometimes.

2. Gemini are usually in denial of their problems.

3. Gemini don’t ever settle for less than they deserve. 

4. Gemini Turn Ons : Soft kisses down the side of their neck.

5. Don’t expect for Gemini to tell you what is irritating them.

6. Gemini are never timid of taking a journey that may…

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Two years into a loving and committed relationship, less than a month after moving in together, and he decides to quit his job and move to a new city. No discussion.
And when I tell him I can’t quit my job and follow him, he leaves in the middle of the night, taking one of our two precious pups with him - The last time I saw or heard from him…
Until he sends me this two months later. The shell shock has worn off, the healing has begun, and I feel so much better than I ever thought possible - and can clearly see everything that was wrong with us from the start. I do still miss the dog, though.

How They React When You Ask To Dom Them (GOT7)

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Author: Yuggie

JB: let’s be honest, Jaebum is dominance in a nutshell so I feel that he would be less into you being dom more than any of the other members, however, I do think that at the same time he would love you to take a LITTLE bit of charge sometimes, like being on top once or twice or choosing which position or something.

JINYOUNG: In general, I feel like Jinyoung would be really traditional to a point where he would be like “fuck the system” and end up being kinky as fuck. I feel like he would be a little taken back at first but after a while he would grow to love it.

YOUNGJAE: As it is, I don’t think Youngjae would be very dominant/feel the need to be so I don’t think he would have a problem with you taking charge, I think that he would find it incredibly hot that you want to be in charge/on top/dominant

JACKSON:  not going to lie, Jackson is so incredibly intimidating to look at, but when you get to know him, he is literally the biggest softy and would do anything for you, so if you asked him if you could dom he would probably let you to make you happy, even though it is secretly crushing his pride a little.

MARK:  I feel like mark would be in the middle of being turned on and a little awkward because I feel that Mark would be really dominant in general. After a while I think he would really enjoy you taking charge, mostly because he loves the way you look when you fuck him.

BAMBAM: Bambam would definitely 100% be dominant as fuck so when you ask to be dom, he would be mighty hesitant. I feel like he would kind of take it to heart a little and this “am I not sexy enough” or “am I not doing a good job” or something along the lines of that. Like Jackson, it would secretly hurt his pride big time but once he saw you on top of him and how good you look his insecurities would be replaced with a mixture of love and lust.

YUGYEOM:  I strongly believe Yugyeom would want nothing more than for you to be dom/in charge! He would be super into the fact that you want to boss him around and tell him how it is and also find it incredibly attractive when you get like that. I think Yugyeom would be completely turned on when you told him what to do, where to touch you etc.

Grand Deceptions

Shattering conventions
for fun and profit
I warned her of the danger,
Of angering an impersonal world,
The jagged edges
look amazing dusted in frost
on a February night
beneath the thick crumpled clouds,
There’s a stark bare beauty
in peril viewed from a distance
as a grey sleeping world
sits trapped in it’s nightly stasis,
The true threat comes
from taking the conflict inside,
Investing yourself in the notion
that any idea is truly novel
and that all the less than lethal
forays into revolution
haven’t already played themselves
into jaded tearoom tedium,

I tried my best to tell her
that the world will always win
simply because it has what we don’t,
Time immeasurable,
The world in all it’s slow grinding glory
existed in an early forever
before clocks were ever made,
It’s complexity is it’s insurance
against naïve would be rebels
whom it spawns freely without concern,
Seven billion motes of dust,
Fourteen billion uncaring eyes,
Seventy billion fingers tracing
the fine line the acceptable path,

Break the rules
but only as a hobby
I tried to teach and tell her,
Nobody feels the need to take down
a bit of dissention no matter the method,
It’s only when you seem serious,
Appear to believe you can do
that trick which has never been done
that the pressure begins
and when you hold the sharp ends
inside like a memento mori
that pressure drives the points
into your softest hidden spots
to bring pain and the slow draining
of your will and heart and hope,

That’s the cruelest trick you see

The world will not destroy you
it will fool you into destroying yourself

Twelve
  • Oh, Sherlock, if you take one more step I swear I will kill you.
  • You’re almost certainly going to die, so we need to focus.
  • So, come on – what’s going to kill you?
  • What was directly behind you when you were murdered?
  • It’s the next thing that’s going to kill you.
  • They’re putting me down too, now.
  • Death.
  • Sherlock is dying.
  • We’re losing you.
  • Just die, why can’t you?
  • One little push, and off you pop.
  • You’re gonna love being dead, Sherlock.

They are telling us no less than twelve times that Sherlock is dying. 

“You can’t kill an idea, can you? Not once it’s made a home there.” 

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