in which michel is me

i was just texting “i’m having mussels with michelle”

which immediately made me think of the squeeze song where he’s like “pulling mussels from a shell”

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Yuri on Ice, skaters in their younger years ♥

Nobody asked for this I just wanted to have them all in one spot.

Bonus, the reason we even have this show:

I’m that mysterious adventurer in time and space, known only as Doctor Who, and these are my disposables – Exposition and Comic Relief.
— 

Missy.

(yes, really, in episode 11 of this season)

— easy ease

Tagging: @elektranahtcios
Fandom: Spider-Man: Homecoming

Note: I was really intrigued by Michelle (MJ). an this is also totally not inspired by a spur-of-the moment 2 a.m. post: “i am getting the urge to write a disgustingly trope-y, fluff of mj and peter (spideychelle) that involves spin the bottle, eating taiyaki ice cream in the rain, and misinforming unintended text messages”


It’s been a year after Liz Allan-Toomes left.

It’s a year after it was revealed that the aformentioned Decathlon captain had been the daughter of acclaimed criminal “Vulture,” the news broadcasted like a mouse dangling from a wire to the press. Branded with shame and grief, Liz’s mother removed her daughter from her district-assigned school. It had been rumored that they were moving to Oregon. An empty locker is left abandoned with a magnet mirror on the inside door, the sticky white paper leftover of a scraped-off sticker, and there will be a yearbook picture without a predecessor.

Liz and her mother relocated promptly after the end of her father’s hearing—him requesting that neither be present during; whether it be by shame, regret, dignity, or all is unknown. Liz will be tranferring to a different school, she told, her mother working to maintain a clean professional slate, and dodging peeving journalist, hooded, skeptical eyes, the awkward, heavy pauses once discovering her last name. The woman is in the process of legally changing her daughter’s last name to her maiden one, and getting new documentation to match.

Vulture’s trial had been all over the news, because of course it’s worth the spot of the eleven o'clock news that New York’s own spider superhero had been the one to take down the vicious Vulture.

Because of course.

Michelle knows she should feel bad—she does feel bad. Partially. She had known of Liz, but the two had never been close. Never in the same social crowd. Never in the same vicinity actually, because of class, because of clubs, because of popularity and types—sometimes Michelle thinks that Liz might have felt piteous for her once—

Well that part’s a lie, probably.

Because of mixed emotions, she couldn’t force herself to feel too bad.


That, and other motives Michelle would rather not talk about because reasons. Most times, she prefers to not think of it at all.


There’s something cute and harmless and sweet about having a crush on your lab partner.

It’s almost like a rite of passage—there’s the crush on the sports player, the crush on a celebrity, and your school’s most popular, and then comes the lab partner. It’s like wearing thigh-high socks to gym class, and one’s first plum-purple hickey. It’s getting a triple ear-piercing at the mall. It’s seeing one’s first PG-13 movie unsupervised, or attending a social dance. It’s mulled aspirations of mistletoe kisses on pink-nude blushed cheeks, senior-year sleepovers that turn into valentines cut out of spiral-bound notebooks, shaped into hearts, and, words permanent, written in ballpoint Bic pens by sweaty palms. It’s a two-for-one birthday wish daydream happy ending. A reverie. It’s fun. Flirty. Innocent.

There’s nothing innocent about Michelle’s crush on Peter Parker.


|| continue reading on ao3 ||

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We’ll be okay. We will.

*sobs*

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Get to know me meme — [4/5] favorite female characters: Buffy Summers

Do you think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is? How dangerous? I would love to be upstairs watching TV or gossiping about boys or… God, even studying! But I have to save the world. Again.

I did one of these for Jinkx's concert so I figured I'd do another for BOTS:

-Pearl was an absolute little dork. She spend a solid minute or two waving and smiling and the audience screamed the whole time. She had a very robotic, mysterious beauty to her in person. A very hypnotic beauty.

-There was almost a fist fight in front of me which is always fun

-Michelle came out and gave a little speech at the beginning about respecting gay history which was really nice. She is shockingly beautiful in real life. I couldn’t stop staring at her!

-The opening number was so great

-Adore came out first and sang two songs. She was so adorable and had cat ears in her wig. She sounds so amazing in person!

-Ginger was next and did a full, hilarious dance/lipsync number to Hello by Adele. She is super cute and really really funny in real life btw.

-Sharon did a Bowie tribute and a tribute to Cerrone and it was very touching. She is actually so breathtakingly beautiful in person. My eye was drawn to her the entire time she was on stage. Super sweet too. She was blowing kisses and thanking fans at the end.

-Fame sang Rubber Doll and sounded fabulous. She is so fucking gorgeous I can’t even put it into words.

-My absolute fave of all time Violet (I’m so not biased😜) did a strip tease all the way down to a thong and I lost my shit. Violet literally does not look real that’s how beautiful she was. The TV screen does not do her justice.

-Jinkx and Michelle did an adorable duet

-Katya came out, legs spread eagle of course, and talked nonsense and I loved every second of it. She is always super sarcastic about looking like a real woman but she actually really and truly does. Absolutely beautiful.

-Snatch Game was absolutely nuts. Alaska was Lady Bunny, Courtney was Caroline North from North Carolina, Sharon was Caitlyn Jenner, Jinkx was Liza Minnelli, and Ginger was Michelle Visage (I might do a whole separate post about Snatch Game)

-Phi Phi O'Hara came out unexpectedly to ask a Snatch Game question and ended up proposing to his boyfriend. The entire venue went absolutely wild!!

-Jiggly Caliente came out at one time too!

-There was a Rocky Horror tribute with Michelle as the lips at the beginning (do they have a name?), Alaska as Riff Raff, Courtney as Janet, and Sharon as Frank-n-Furter

-I watched Sharon and Courtney the whole time during that part coz Sharon kept on lifting up Courtney’s skirt and trying to kiss her

-Manila did a really cute dance as Marvin Martian. Ok she is the cutest little bean ever! Her smile can light up a room!

-Alaska did a slow, acoustic version of Anus, then did a battle with some Storm Troopers (Courtney came out in her wings to give Lasky a lightsaber), and then did a fully choreographed version of Anus with the dancers from the music video. Alaska also was one that didn’t look real that’s how beautiful she is.

-Courtney came out in a very cute sparkly outift and sang in her whistle tones of course. I thought Court couldn’t get any prettier but I guess I was wrong. So super cute and so super tiny!

-Jinkx sang an amazing song about how death is inevitable. 100% camp 100% Jinkx. They were just as beautiful as I remembered. The wig they wore was everything I ever wanted and more!

-Michelle closed the show with a breathtaking song with photos of gay history in the background

-The show was a little over 2 hours not including Pearl at the beginning and was totally worth every penny.

here’s some Hartwin with fluffy cat cuddling for @blackmakethme <3


Eggsy’s legs are currently tangled with Harry’s in a heap of comfort and post-sex haze. Eggsy knows that he’s glowing slightly, based on the multiple times Harry had lovingly told him so by pushing him down onto the bed for another slow round, but only this time, he feels positively contented being surrounded by his older lover, literally.

They lie there for a few more minutes until the familiar toenails on wooden floor approach closer to their bedroom door.

And then a whine came.

Eggsy mimics the whine, which prompts Harry to huff out a laugh and gives him a kiss on his temple.

“I got it.”

“Thanks, Haz.”

Eggsy rolls over the empty, but warm, spot and waits for Harry, who opens the door and in comes a tabby ragdoll, her small noises squeak out with every bounce of her paws.

“Tabitha, c’mere,” Eggsy opens his arms and takes the feline into his chest. “Oh sweetie, you smell amazing.”

The cat purrs and nuzzles herself into Eggsy’s chin, tickling the young man and making him laugh. Eggsy makes kissy noises at their pet and nuzzles his nose with hers.

“Was it a good idea after all to let you foster this little lady?” Harry asks amusingly. “I dare say, you might love her more than you love me.”

Eggsy shows Harry a cheeky grin before pulling him down by his arm and giving him a sound kiss. Eggsy can feel a smile coming onto his lover’s face and pulls him onto the bed, with Tabitha nestling between them. The soft duvet dips below them, Eggsy feels Harry’s hand coming up behind his back and rubbing small circles on his skin.

Harry’s giving him small little kisses now, everywhere on his face, neck, collarbone, and shoulders, making Eggsy giggle at the feather-light kisses and touches. He can feel Tabitha’s tail swishing back and forth and her purring soon mimics the sound of their humming along.

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Here is three pictures of the hundred I must have taken on this day when we visit Savoca. One of the filming locations of The Godfather. And let me tell you that I went from a state of over excitement to deeply overwhelmed in the space of 3 seconds when I catch sight of the bar. Luckily we were the first to arrive at the Bar Vitelli and THANK GOD because I really had the time to appreciate the quietness and holiness (don’t judge me) of this place, before the waves of tourists. Then we went to see the Church of St. Nicolò equally amazing, a vision as if I was in the film. Besides Coppola’s masterpiece, the village is absolutely lovely, and has some hidden gems like San Michele Church which made a strong impression on me. Will be back for sure  😍

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Possible runway looks for Monday’s new episode. Since MAX is in this in the trailer and Michelle is in green, too (GASP), I figure the rest of these are just as likely. So there can be a green runway, I’d like to think. Thoughts?

All looks are pulled from the super trailer, so it’s nothing new. But still.

anonymous asked:

Could you do a one-shot where all the princes have a crazy obsession over the mc and are fighting for her, pretty pwease xx

A/N- Thank you @sakura-tsubaki for the help ^_^  I hope you guys like it!  Princes’ are probably not crazy obsessed, sorry O.O!  They are trying to play cool!

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“Vacation?” Roberto asked happily and I nodded my head as I took a sip of tea, “what are you going to do?”  The six princes had come to Nobel Michel for a meeting which had just ended.  They had invited me to drink tea with them and somehow we managed to get onto the subject of my vacation in a couple of weeks.

“I haven’t decided yet what I will do yet,” I replied as I shrugged my shoulders.  At first I was just thinking about going home to Oriens to see my family; however, my parents decided to go on their own vacation for their anniversary.  If went home, I would just be lying around the house all alone for the whole vacation.  I would be bored out of my mind– that does not sound like a fun vacation.

Keith smiled at me as he began to suggest, “you should come to Liberty of course.  You can–”

“No, MC should visit Altaria,” Roberto cut Keith off happily, “we can have so much fun together.  We can go out and–”

Wilfred put his cup of tea down with a sigh, “Alberto wouldn’t be happy about you skipping your duties to hang out with MC.  I don’t think MC would want to spend her whole vacation playing hide and seek from him.”  Roberto groaned as he sunk into his seat.  I laughed as I thought about how he looked like a little kid that was just told he could not have an desert.

“You should come to Charles,” Edward suggested with a sweet smile, “we’re having a party at the castle for a new rose that was discovered recently.  You could stay at the castle for the vacation if you want, it could be fun.  Your beauty would brighten up the castle princess.”  I felt my cheeks redden as I opened my mouth to reply but the other princes who were ignoring our conversation finally gained interest due to the subject change.  I sighed as I sunk into my seat.

“Why not go home to Oriens?” Glenn asked, “you can see your family.  I bet you are feeling homesick”

“They’re going on their own vacation alone,” I replied.

“If you’re afraid of being alone you can stay at the castle,” Glenn said with a smile.

Roberto leaned over toward me and whispered, “he just wants some alone time with you.”  I gasped as I felt my cheeks begin to burn at the thought of being alone with Glenn.

Glenn’s cheeks turned a bright red before he muttered, “no.”

“How about DresVan?” Joshua asked, “you can visit our libraries and museums.  You can even stay at the castle and make some of those… what do you call them?  Rice balls?”

“You’re suggesting she works on her vacation?” Roberto muttered, “at least if she comes to Altaria she could have fun.”

“You can relax in Liberty.  We have a great shopping district–” Keith began.

Roberto cut him off, “who cares about the district if they aren’t with someone fun?”

“I AM FUN!” Keith yelled.

“I am going on vacation to my family’s ski resort, you can join us.  You can have fun and relax,” Wilfred suggested with a smile. I thought about how the royal family ski resort would look and I felt my expression pale.

“She can’t relax with Claude there,” Roberto said.  Wilfred sighed as he turned away from Roberto and looked out the window.  Roberto was stuck on the idea of me spending my vacation with him.

“Let’s let the princess decide on her own,” Edward suggested with a laugh, “I would really love for you to see the new rose though.”

Keith muttered under his breath, “there is nothing special about the damn rose.”  Edward gasped at the statement and looked as if he was smacked across the face.  Poor rose.  Everyone turned toward Keith was a shocked expression and Keith looked at everyone confused.  “You know you guys thought about it too,” he stated in a matter-of-fact tone and everyone looked away nervously.  Edward looked at everyone with puppy dog eyes like he just heard the world was ending.

“I think they’re special,” I said.

Edward smiled as he turned toward me, “thank you, my rose princess.  That is why the roses call out your name, they know you understand them also.”  I couldn’t help but smile at Edward.  “So would you like to come and visit?” Edward asked.

“No, come to Altaria,” Roberto squealed.

“Liberty,” Keith said.

“DresVan is the best choice,” Joshua muttered.

Wilfred smiled, “skiing can be fun.”

“You know you’re feeling homesick,” Glenn stated.  I heard someone clear their throat and the seven of us turned to see Mike standing there with Zain by his side.

“I’m sorry to inform you men,” Mike said laughing, “but I don’t plan on letting her go.  Why not stay here and go to the island spa.  It’s a fantastic place with a magnificent view.”  My eyes widened as I thought about it.

“That is actually perfect,” I said with a smile.  I turned toward the guys that were staring at me with disappointed expressions.

Roberto’s expression went from disappointed to happy in a few seconds before saying, “ooh, can I join you there?”

“I would love to join you too,” Edward said smiling.

“An island spa sounds better than skiing,” Wilfred muttered.

“Spa is perfect, I need a vacation,” Keith said as he ran his fingers through his hair.

“Yeah, spa sounds nice,” Joshua stated.

“If everyone else is going to go, I’ll go too,” Glenn added.

Mike laughed at the prince’s reactions, “Zain?”

“I’ll schedule it,” Zain responded before bowing his head.

Roberto groaned, “so, no alone time?”  I laughed as Roberto continued to look depressed.

“Zain, you should join them too?” Mike suggested.

Zain looked at Mike with a shocked expression before muttering, “that’s okay your highness.”  Mike laughed at his response.