in which i still didn't get to go

The first scene of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet is just proof that ‘lad culture’ has not changed since Elizabethan times like why are guys so obsessed with their penises

anonymous asked:

So I was working as a cashier at a super market (Buplix) and this young girl's card kept declining. She was getting ready to give up when the guy behind her said "I'll pay for your groceries if you go in a date with me!" Which was creepy as hell and the girl didn't know what to do but the lady BEHIND the man pushed forward and swiped her own card, glaring at the creep the entire time as she paid for the girl's groceries. Fuck customers and thank customers.

Even though it’s the nicest supermarket it still has people. And as I have said. People suck. My local store had two guys fighting in the deli over who got their sub first. The police and ambulance came. It sucked.

-Rodney

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anonymous asked:

Hi Vika, hope you're having a great day ! Hum, it may seem weird but i was wondering if they are / were things you don't like about Sasha that you were aware of before dating him ? i don't mean to know which ones if it's the case, but, do you like everything about him or are there some stuffs (he likes for example) you were unconfortable with but still didn't let them get in the way of you being together ? i'm not sure i'm making sense. just the perks of being a love neophyte ha

ah, I’m not sure how to respond to this?

In general, I don’t go for things that make me uncomfortable, you know. I kind of feel uncomfortable=red flag, and I don’t go through those.

But if you mean in a way of different tastes, then sure? All people are different, so there are things Sasha likes that I don’t. Even our music taste is somewhat different, but that’s okay because we don’t have to be the same. Still though, once again, I don’t think there’s something that makes or made me uncomfortable.

As an example, there’s this hey! my parnter loves dogs more, but I am a cat person, I don’t understand, but I accept and it’s completely their right to feel this way. But once it’s hey! my parnter loves torturing dogs and I hate it but I will go for this relationship because they are hot, then it’s UNCOMFORTABLE.

Also i’m pretty sure in my case it’s not a like but love, so:”D

  • Me Thinking About Playing Crash Bandicoot: I Just Love This Game So Much It Has So Many Good Memories For Me So Much Nostalgia This Is My Favourite Game
  • Me Actually Playing Crash: Game Overs 4 Times Before I Finish A Level
  • : Constant Incoherent Swearing
  • : "I Have Touched A Turtle And Now I Am Deceased"
A conversation held about once a week in our house
  • My wife: Those dumplings you made were really great, but next time you should put some heat in them.
  • Me: has it occurred to you that not every meal we eat needs to be spicy? that there are other, equally enjoyable flavour profiles?
  • My wife: It's occurred to me you should really try putting chili powder in those brownies you make.
  • Me: I love you. No.

anonymous asked:

If u could draw bts in greek gods au, what would they be?

((sorry haha im getting impatient so i’ll posts these now but pls do not come to me and say “oh this person should’ve been this!!” like no dont do that ok))

Namjoon: So can we get out of these costumes now and go back to bed??

Hobi: No we still got one more left

Yoongi: I feel naked

Jin: Shut up, all of you

Accidentally Delicious MACARONI

Buckle up, kids, because I’m about to lay out the good cheesy content. It’s got everything your lactose-intolerant heart desires (that’s right, boys, take it to the bank: this one’s for all you can’t-eat-dairy folks out there. And the rest of you, too.)

*The recipe below contains approximations of measure, seeing as I didn’t measure zip.shit while actually cooking up this bad boy. If it’s got a * next to it, it means I’m guesstimating– and for this bad boy, guesstimating is probably good enough. 

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anonymous asked:

SS fans are so happy that gaiden is being animated, but I don't get it. I see gaiden as crumbs, there is no quality content in there. It's just cheap unnecessary drama which didn't do anything good for anybody. The reason why I "like" the fact that gaiden is being animated is only because I want the spotlight on the Uchiha's, that's it!! As far as "moments" go, even if SP animated it properly, it would still be lame because Gaiden is a mess. It isn't quality content at all. Uchiha's deserve more

If that’s the way you feel, then that’s too bad.

I myself have also been highly critical of Gaiden because yes, it is a whole lot of cheap unnecessary drama. Yet, I can still see its message, I can still see what it was trying to portray. And while I highly disagree with the method Kishi chose to portray the message, I can still appreciate the message itself.

The following is one of my favourite scenes in the entire manga, solely for what it represented, and the struggle and the hardships that the Uchiha family overcame together in order to reach this deserved conclusion:

Yes, Kishi had a plethora of other and better routes to choose from which all would have reached the same conclusion, and wouldn’t have included the unnecessary drama, but I could still enjoy it for what it was, flaws and all.

anonymous asked:

I'm not sure Sansa is gonna survive S7, I try very hard not to feel this but from time to time I think ab it. I'm more Sansa than Jonsa, but I'd really like J/S to happen, so certain things keeps me going, like their 1st conversation, it was awkward in an odd way, ppl say to me it was awkward bc they weren't close when kids or didn't get along... but I ask wth it seems so romantic/flirtatious? They find excuses but don't refute the romantic undertones, which is interesting... I wasn't JS bf 604.

Hi Anonny! 

I can’t give you any certainty, this is still Game of Thrones, so anything could happen really… But I must say I’m actually fairly confident Sansa is going to survive season 7! I believe Sansa will be the one to lead the North through the Long Night, not at the head of an army, but holding the fort back in Winterfell. And after that, she’ll be one of the key players to rebuild the world after the Battle for the Dawn is won.

She could have a close encounter with death though. She might even die, but she won’t stay dead. There are theories that she might be poisoned or (nearly) die in childbirth. But no worries, in case that happens, she’ll be brought back to life by the Kiss of Life! @aryasmeatpies and I believe Jon could be the one to give her that kiss, @natty86 thinks Sandor will be the one, sacrificing his own life for her.

That’s it for the tinfoil! 

The Jonsa fandom and people outside it have been discussing those season 6 scenes for over a year and we’re still not done talking about them! Whatever it is, there is something there and it’s hard to pin it down. Some people do indeed simply attribute it to the awkwardness of getting reacquainted and the uncertainty of what they mean to the other, but to me it’s more than that.
Jon’s longing looks, Sansa’s flirting, the lighting, the framing, the romantic parallels, the romantic comedy tropes, … It all just seems too much to be the sum of awkwardness and coincidence, wouldn’t you agree? I didn’t start shipping Jon and Sansa till after I’d seen most of season 6 and I think there are many people who found themselves in that situation.

I must say that most of the time I’m really confident about Jonsa becoming canon, but I have my moments of doubt… My biggest fear is that we won’t get anything real in season 7 and we’ll have to wait till season 8 for Jonsa. I’m mostly worried about that because of the reactions of antis.

All in all, I think Sansa is safe and there is a good chance Jonsa will be endgame. And of course I’d like to see at least a kiss in season 7!

Little garden update! It’s been about a week since planing and most of the seeds seem to be coming along pretty well, despite some still lingering mold problems.

The big fat Calendula sprouts are coming up and unfurling and seem pretty healthy!

The Blue Sage (Salvia azurea), which I was starting to lose hope on as their soil was pretty mold afflicted, is actually sprouting a bit! I may just get a few of them yet.

Here is the Hyssop, which I planted just the other day after using the paper towel in ziploc baggie method of germination. I was a little worried about them as I was taking a long time to get them transplanted into the soil and thought for sure I had damaged their radicels, but so far every one of them seems perfectly happy in their new dirt home. Also, microwave sterilizing the soil seems to have done the trick as they are, so far, mold free (knock on wood).

The Wormwood (not pictured) and Chamomile (pictured top) also seem to be doing fine but are still battling mold.

Now the only things that have yet to sprout (besides the things still cold stratifying in the fridge) are the Violas and, for some reason, the Spearmint, who just refuse to germinate.

I also am facing the age old problem of the seeds getting way too leggy, especially the Sweet Alyssum and Chamomile which have been sprouted the longest. I’m probably going to try to pick up some flourescent lights for them when I can afford it but are there any other tips anyone has?

this dreadful, terrible ‘it’

pierre bezukhov (great comet) x reader
~1300 words

Pierre is feeling low. You decide to comfort him. 

author’s note : I was on my roof when I decided to write this and I went on my roof the same night I finished this lmao

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anonymous asked:

When you sign up for a rewards card, credit card, ect. Anything I need your name for. Don't just tell me your name unless you have a simple name. I can't spell every name in existance. I sure as heck don't know how you spell yours. Cause I can only go by default. Like let's say your name is Caitlin. Caitlin can be spelled 10 different ways and it still sounds the same!! Don't act offened I didn't know which your was. Take a moment and spell it.

Some parents really try to get creative with the spelling too. Like I seriously bet that someone out there spells it like Kaytlyn. -Abby

TBH ENTP #51

tbh I have a serious case of JOMO or Joy of Missing Out– I like making plans, but I love cancelling them even more.

anonymous asked:

hi! your story seems very intriguing, so could you give a summary of what has happened so far? thanks if you can

OH wow no one’s ever asked me to do this before UMM lmao let’s see…so um there’s my 3 bbys, rooney, gianni and santi…they’re bffs and gianni and santi met in boarding school. gianni and rooney (girooni lmao) met in gianni’s hometown in italy. umm i’m continuing this under the cut because it’s A Lot

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anonymous asked:

Something I noticed about the scene where Dean pins Castiel against the wall (which I loved by the way), Castiel didn't fight it. He let Dean go all Alpha and Cas let him get it out, and then Dean was better. Cas is such a good Omega. <3

Well, to be honest, Cas deserved to be pushed against the wall for what he did, but I was still surprised that Dean did it!

But he is usually a good omega, I agree!

anonymous asked:

One of the reasons why I never could ship Donna/Harvey is because of the power imbalance between the two. Writers usually "fix" this issue first by establishing, despite their jobs, both characters are on equal standing. But Donna&Harvey don't even seem to be good friends: she was astonished when Harvey came to her play which suggests he usually didn't even though this is important to her bc she DIDN'T expect Harvey to come. Plus Harvey doesn't really seem to respect her? Am I imagining this?

Hi anon! I gotta be honest and say I’m not in the greatest mindset for fandom right now because I’m still very much shaken by the election here in the US and all the subsequent hate crimes and other things happening since but I’m going to try to answer this and I’m probably going to be more blunt than I should be and get in trouble but here goes.

Long story short. No you aren’t imagining it.

I agree there is a very much unaddressed power imbalance between Harvey and Donna that contributes to why I don’t ship them. But more than that it’s the way Harvey responds to that power imbalance because he doesn’t want to see it changed and he doesn’t see them as equal. The scene in 2x05 where she says that he doesn’t tell her everything and he yells at her that it’s because he’s her boss is one of the best examples of that. Harvey fundamentally views their relationship differently than Donna does and the show has never given any indication that has changed. Does he care about Donna? Yes, of course. But he also sees her as someone who’s life he has power over. No greater example of that is that over the years he’s paid her above and beyond what the company values her work at without her knowledge which gave her a false sense of worth as an employee at PSL and when she finds out nothing comes of it. They dropped what should have been an issue between them. Donna just found out that she wasn’t worth what she thought professionally because Harvey kept it from her and there was no further dealing with that because this show has zero interest in Donna’s self worth professionally or personally. She is there merely as an extension of Harvey and Louis’s characters and occasionally Rachel’s in order to further their storylines.

As far as Donna and Harvey being friends, the show has done too much tell and not enough show in that department for me to feel that their friendship is genuine. We are told repeatedly that Donna knows more than anyone about Harvey but we aren’t shown Harvey ever telling Donna anything. Everything Donna knows about Harvey she knows because either she was there to witness it happen as his secretary, she overheard it listening in on the intercom or someone else has informed her of it. We’ve never seen Harvey divulge something deeply personally to Donna. We have seen him have those scenes with Mike, Jessica and Scottie but not Donna. The only time Harvey confides anything in Donna is when he wants her to talk him out of something like when he went to her apartment instead of his therapist’s office when he was contemplating turning himself in during episode 5x15. He wanted Donna to talk him out of doing it.

Even more importantly for someone we are to believe he has a genuine friendship with we are never shown them socializing in the ways he does the other characters. Case in point he’d only ever been to her apartment two times in over the decade she’s been working for him up until last season. How many times has he and Mike been at each other’s places? How many times has Jessica been at his place? Like you said, she was shocked he was going to her play. We don’t see Harvey consider Donna part of his social circle. He spends time outside of work with Mike all the time so why not Donna? For me it goes back to the above, he doesn’t see his relationship with her as something sustainable outside the office. When she was fired in s2 he didn’t go see her once to check on her and only showed up at her place when he needed something from her professionally. Contrast that to when Mike was fired and Harvey cleared his whole schedule for him. Every time we’ve ever seen Harvey go to Donna’s with the exception of one time, it’s been because he needs her to either talk him out of something or because he needed something from her office related.

As for him respecting her, he doesn’t. He only cares about her needs until it comes up against his needs. He has no problem degrading her or dismissing her wants if it interferes with what he wants. Their relationship is a co-dependent mess that has little respect in it at all because I’d argue Donna doesn’t really respect Harvey either. Most of the time it seems like Donna doesn’t even like him despite being in love with him.

And here’s where I’m going to get into real trouble but I’m saying it anyway, I think a large part of Harvey’s attitude toward Donna stems because he doesn’t see her as his intellectual equal. I am not saying by any means that Donna isn’t smart, she is very intelligent but she is not playing on the same level that Harvey, Mike or even Scottie is when it comes down to it. Harvey loves to be challenged and he loves to compete with someone who can think just as fast as him and outsmart him. His whole attraction to Scottie stems heavily from her being in constant competition with him at Harvard. He hired Mike because Mike was a genius and that excited Harvey. Harvey is used to being the smartest person in the room and when that is challenged he is instantly intrigued. If you look at the women Harvey has had relationships with or pursued relationships with beyond a one night stand they are all accomplished, intelligent women at the top of their field. Scottie, Zoe Lawford, Evan Smith and Esther. All of them are either in charge of their own business or a lawyer on even footing with Harvey in their own right. Donna doesn’t fit this mold. She is literally beneath Harvey professionally. It goes back to the whole power imbalance argument and the show not ever showing us that this is something Harvey has any interest in fixing or showing us that Harvey sees Donna as his equal in any way. Donna doesn’t challenge him beyond challenging him emotionally and the more Harvey has evolved emotionally the less he has needed Donna for that reason. The last season most of their interactions has been Donna needlessly lecturing Harvey on something he already figured out for himself. Their relationship has never evolved beyond that and Harvey has never showed an interest in evolving it. If the show was being completely honest about their relationship, they have both outgrown it. The show never put any real effort in evolving them. Any momentum we have seen happen between Harvey and Donna has been easily erased because of that when the writers decide they don’t want to pursue anything with them that season. So for me these two characters have grown apart more than together and a window for the show to have an organic evolving of their relationship into something romantic has long since past. These are two people who would be better off parting ways more than coming together because of the show’s refusal to evolve them. They are the most stagnant relationship on the show. Even Harvey’s relationships with Louis and Rachel have evolved more. And that is one of the many reasons I can’t ship them.

So I hope that answered your question. I probably said too much but I’m posting this anyway. Thanks for the ask!

Chaptire 106 - The Escape to Tomorrow

Or, as the translation in my hands says, The Escape With No Tomorrow. 

One of these implies that everyone straight up dies in this chapter. So, like. That’s questionable. 

BUT ALSO CHI IS HERE. WHICH IS NICE? 

HELLO CHI. HOW ARE THINGS AS A POOL COVER GOING? 

Is the Splash Text talking about Fai or Ashura? Or neither? Is it from your perspective or someone else’s? 

More importantly, how are your fluffy bracelets still so fluffy underwater? 

The REAL mystery of Tsubasa finally revealed.

Treinta!
  • Me: Do you have a rewards card?
  • Customer: *speaks rapid spanish*
  • Me: *caught off guard* what?
  • Customer: Treinta *draw number 30 with his finger*
  • Me: Ok, thirty what?
  • Customer: Treinta!
  • Me: What do you want thirty of?
  • *this continues for a few minutes he even writes the number 30 down, which still gets us nowhere, eventually he just puts his card in the chip reader, then stares at me*
  • Bagger: *reads the screen* Do you want cash back?
  • Customer: Si! Treinta!
  • Me & Bagger: Oohhh!
  • *We finally get it all sorted out and the guy talks to me in a super condescending tone (in Spanish) before he leaves, then the next customer comes up*
  • Me: Sorry about all that, how are you?
  • Customer 2: That's why you need to go to school and learn some Spanish
  • Me: I actually took three semesters of Spanish. I knew he was saying thirty, he just didn't say what he wanted thirty of.
  • Customer 2: Is silent for remainder of transaction

anonymous asked:

Whenever someone mentions school I say fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck don't say that. My parents would get mad at me when a get a bad grade on my test or a Grade paper. I also still have homework which I didn't do because I procrastinated to much and I was way to lazy! Sorry for telling you this I know it's a bother.

Child, go to school. Only when youre old and senile and have to work your ass because you dont want to be starve did you reminded the great time in school. At least thats my case, but if you were bullied, record everything and bring a proof to the authority to stop it. If your problem is only having bad grade or you’re too lazy, shut your trap and work on it bitch we’re not brillant overnight.

Originally posted by desingyouruniverse