in which i attempt a funny

Aight, I’m tired of this. This is my final two cents on the PewDiePie drama, then I’m done reblogging it unless its a reply to this post.

I’m standing with PewDiePie on this one.

As I’ve stated multiple time, I don’t agree with what he said. Half of my family is jewish, and it hurt a bit to hear that. However; I can accept it was a joke.

Markiplier and Jacksepticeye know PewDiePie better than anyone of us ever could, considering most of you are getting your information from the MEDIA. Which has a HISTORY of spreading lies and stretching the truth.

You don’t have to like PewDiePie, I don’t, but he is NOT a nazi. He is not a fascist. He is not racist. He makes stupid jokes in an attempt to be funny, and people get butthurt over it.

PewDiePie is the most popular youtuber, and so people expect him to act the way THEY want him to. If people had it their way, PewDiePie would never be able to do shit. He’d be like an emotionless robot.

PewDiePie is a human being, and he’s having these awful accusations thrown at him. I’m tired of hearing people call him a nazi because I’ve seen real nazis. I’ve punched real nazis and fascists and taken detention for it. Pewdiepie is not one of them. Pewdiepie is someone who cares about others enough to raise a ton of money for charities, only to have everyone ignore it when it comes down to it.

Everyone only sees the bad in people when the make insulting comments. Pewdiepie is not a bad person, just someone who uses bad jokes.

Markiplier and Jacksepticeye are not bad people, and I’m sure they don’t condone his joke. But Pewdiepie has lost a lot in the span of two to three days, and right now he needs his friends to stand by him. If I see another person calling Markiplier and Jacksepticeye, two of the sweetest people on the internet, nazi sympathizers, I’m going to snap.

You don’t know these people. I don’t know these people, but apparently I know how to watch a video and take both sides of the matter into account, something a majority of tumblr can’t seem to do because they’re so “upset” because of a white cis guy trying to make a stupid joke.

Out of Ten - Sherlock x Reader

This idea came to me late, late at night.

Originally posted by avengers-of-mirkwood


It had become a habit, somehow for you to rate things Sherlock said on a scale of 1-10 depending on how okay they were to say. Usually, he was stuck below six.

“Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.”

“Three.” You stated, not looking up from your phone.

Sherlock sent you an apologetic shrug.


“For the sake of law and order I suggest you avoid all future attempts at a relationship.”

“Two!” You blurted, a little shocked yourself.


“You know, (Y/n), sometimes I do wonder how this funny little scale of yours works.”  Sherlock commented one day while he sat flipping through some papers.

“Oh?” You asked, focused more on John’s blog which you were scrolling through than the current conversation.

“Yes.” He threw the papers aside, his full attention now resting on you. “For example, some things get a look of shock from most people but you only give me a six.”

“Well, like what?”

“Well,” Sherlock stood up, “Say I said, ‘Oh this murder is impressive! Beautiful! Gorgeous!’ What would you rate that?”

You laughed, closing your laptop, “Five.”

Sherlock’s eyebrow twitched, a smirk appearing on his lips.

“You aren’t as boring as I first thought.” He said, giving you an expectant sideways look.

“Eight.”

“I’ve even started to enjoy having you around.” Sherlock, strode towards you, slowly.

“Nine…” You said, a little bit confused.

“You might even say,” He said, standing over you, “That I’ve become attached to you.”

You didn’t say anything, just stared up at this strange, strange man.

“I’m going to need a rating.” Sherlock said with a smirk.

“Ten.”

“Brilliant.”

He leaned down, taking your face in his hands and pressed a kiss to your lips. It was fast and confusing, but it was heat and fire and electricity. It felt right, strangely, like there was no where else that conversation could have gone.

Sherlock pulled away from you, staring at you with his head tilted, pondering.

“Twelve.” You stated and a grin burst onto Sherlock’s features.

“Oh good, that’s reassuring.”

“Oh I bet.” So you leaned up and kissed him again, your smile melting into his.


Masterlist

Reactions / observations - "Run BTS! 2017 - Ep. 11"

1 - Stop everything, girl Yoongi, my life has meaning

2 - First attempt to conquer Miss Yoongi failed miserably (but managed to conquer my heart)

3 - Imagine TaeTae telling you this, oh my heart

But the second attempt also failed (I do not know which girl resisted Tae being cute, but okay)

4 - Jungkook gives the coat to Yoongi, Yoongi throws the floor
(Yoongi might even be a girl now, but the personality is the same as ever, savage)

Yoongi is a girl 2 minutes and already understands all the armys of the world.
All the armys of the world at the moment: strip, strip, strip

But we know this will not happen so soon #disappointed
Jeon Jungkook stop playing with us
(I do not want your shoes, I want to see you shirtless)

5 - As JK failed too, it was Hope’s turn and … Oscar goes to Jung Hoseok * cheers *
Man, what a beautiful act, I’m even crying (from so much laughing)

6 - J-Hope failed, so it was our Prince Jin’s turn, and I really do not know what happened because I had to get my earphones out as fast as I could, but unfortunately it was too late, R.I.P my ears
* I am Yoongi as I tried to take the headset off

7 - Yoongi dancing TT. I’m even seeing Yoongi regretting it in the future.
(I’m now wondering what Nam found out there that was more interesting than Suga dancing TT)

You must be wondering, “What about Jimin? He did not try to conquer Yoongi?” And I reply to you that he does not need it because Yoonmin is real…

or maybe not.

Run, Jimin, run (Now the name of the program makes sense)

I love the fact that Yoongi just said he has a gun and Jimin stays there, stopped with that extremely charming smile on his face. (Jimin = angel)

Super important remark: I think Suga really loved this hair

One thing that’s clear as Sen. Jeff Sessions’ confirmation hearing drones on is that the nominee for U.S. attorney general dilikes being called a racist.

“I did not harbor the kind of animosities and race-based discrimination ideas that I was accused of,” Sessions told the congressional hearing committee Tuesday, citing his failed 1986 bid to become a federal judge, which was mired in accusations of racism. “This caricature of me in 1986 was not correct.”

Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah), speaking in support of Sessions at Tuesday’s hearing, also decried past attempts to paint the Alabama senator as a “racist caricature.”

The use of the term “caricature” is funny here. It suggests that Sessions’ alleged history of racism — the details of which are neither particularly outlandish nor uncommon — could only describe some cartoon-like monster, not a normal human being living and working in Alabama.

But viewing racism as only the purview of rotten souls is to misunderstand it. Racism is, like humans themslves, complex. Racists aren’t monsters. They can have black friends yet still support racist policies targeting black people. They can vote for black politicians, yet still view black people on the street with suspicion.

— Zak Cheney-Rice, Jeff Sessions says he’s been branded a racist “caricature.” But his racism is hardly cartoonish. | follow @the-movemnt

anonymous asked:

Is zombieverse AJ basically the Shoveler from Mystery Men, except vs zombies? Because that would be amazing.

I had no clue who that was so I watched a video of him; as funny as that’d be I’m afraid that’s not the case. The shovel AJ’s holding isn’t even her actual weapon of choice, I just had her hold it because it’s something of a call-back to one of the earliest MLP related drawings I’ve ever done and uploaded on DA 5 years ago, which also happened to be one of my first attempts at an AU. A zombie-based AU no less.

2012 AJ:

2017 AJ:

….I like to think that I’ve improved my art since then. >.>

Dork. (Carl Grimes Imagine)

This may not be exact as request but I didn’t like it the first time but I hope you still enjoy!!

Request: Can you do a oneshot where carl and y/n are play wrestling (y/n is arguing that she isn’t cute) and he turns it into a tickle fight and wont stop til she admits shes adorable? Thx luvly

You don’t know how it happened, to reading a comic book to play wrestling with your best friend, but you didn’t mind. You struggled against Carl, he had you pinned down. You attempted to push him off, he had it easy since he could put all his weight on you. “You know, you make the cutest faces when you’re having a hard time,” he smiled. “Funny,” you groaned at his sarcastic comment. “I’m not joking,” he looked confused, which was a cute look on him. “Well if you’re not joking then you must be blind,” you said, finally taking control and having him pinned down. “Well I do only have one eye but I don’t think that makes a difference on your appearance, you’re cute,” you blushed as he spoke, and shook your head, “No, I am not.”
“Don’t lie to yourself, just admit you’re adorable,” Carl said. “Stop being a dork,” you laughed, which gave Carl an easy opportunity to pin you back down. “Admit it Y/n,” Carl began to tickle you, which was torture. “Carl!” you laughed while squiggly around like there was no tomorrow. “Just say it,” he smiled. Why did he care so much? “I’m adorable just let me go!” you yelled with laughter. He finally stopped and you could catch breath. “Why did you want me to say that so bad?” you asked. “I don’t know, maybe I’m just dropping hints, or something, I don’t know,” he said in a low tone. Hints? You smiled and looked at him. “What kind of hints, Carl?” you ask.
“Maybe certain hints that I really want to date you,” he admits with a smile. “Well I don’t think you tickle a girl to date her, I mean, that’s kinda tortue,” you laugh, but Carl didn’t have the same reaction as you. He looked embarrassed, so you totally backtracked. “I was joking, Carl! I think it was cute, you’re cute,” He sighed of relief, “So do you, you know, wanna date?” You smiled at his nervousness, before replying a bold yes.

Dahi Tadka

A while ago, we were having dinner at our go to restaurant with my family and my father expressed his desire to order the Humble Dahi Tadka even though it wasn’t on the menu. Since we were dining at a sever star property, the restaurant took it as a challenge, but It took the chef two attempts to have something presentable on our table. It was quite close to what we had in mind but couldn’t be perfected in that amount of time. 

That moment made me explore the recipe and after 3-4 tries i came up with a recipe that actually works. No split curds, no funny tasting ingredients and actually not that difficult to make. 


DAHI TADKA
A simple, mild, aromatic dish, which is warm and satisfying, packed with maximum flavour possible.

INGREDIENTS

Dairy
Dahi/ Yogurt (Plain), 200 Grams (stranied for ½ hour to 2 hours)

Produce
Onion, 1 Medium, finely chopped
Tomato, 1 Medium, finely chopped
Ginger,1 teaspoon, finely chopped
Green Chilli 1, finely chopped
Coriander Leaves, 1tbsp, finely chopped

Spices
Cumin Seeds ½ tsp
Turmeric powder ½ tsp
Coriander Powder 1/2 tsp
Red Chilli Powder To taste
Salt to taste
Garam Masala ¼ tsp

Others
Refined Oil, 2-3 tsp.
Water

Method
Take a big bowl, line with a thin mesh strainer and dump in the yogurt/ Dahi. Let the excess water drain out by leaving it to rest for half hour to 2 hours in the fridge.
In a pan, heat 2-3 tsp of oil and add the cumin seeds.
Add the onions to the crackled cumin seeds and cook them on medium flame for about 2 minutes.
Add in the chopped ginger and green chillies and cook properly till the onions are light brown.
At this stage, add the Turmeric, Red Chilli and Coriander powders, lightly sauté for  about 20 seconds and add the chopped tomatoes.
Keep stirring to prevent the vegetables from sticking to the pan and after 1-2 mins, add salt to taste. Cook for about 3-4 minutes on medium flame.
You might see the mixture getting charred and sticking to the pan. If that happens, add 1 tsp water and cook again. When the tomatoes are reduced to less than half, add in 3-4 teaspoons of water slowly and bring to a boil, till it all becomes a thick mush again.
Finally add the Garam Masala, mix it in and again add about 1-2 table spoons of water, bring to a boil till it looks like a very thick gravy.
Now, remove the pan from the heat- Very Important! and stir in the Thick yogurt and coriander leaves.
If serving immediately, let it rest for 5 mins and then heat again for not more than 1 minute, transfer in the serving dish and garnish with finely chopped coriander. If you want to serve later, transfer in a microwavable bowl and heat it for about 30 seconds- 1minute, stir again and serve.

Note: it is important to strain the yogurt so that it is not runny. Also, do not forget to turn off the heat before adding in the yogurt so that it doesn’t turn or split.

Serve with warm and hearty rice pulav/ biryani or with  Naan/ Paratha. 

File Under: Should Have Been a Sign
  • An almost unhealthy obsession with magical girl shows and comics
  • I’m not kidding, I used to literally run home to catch Sailor Moon after school
  • An equally unhealthy obsession with gender-bender comics
  • Which I attempted to hide by loudly talking shit about Ranma ½
  • I wasn’t fooling anyone
  • Deep, inexplicable (lol), and embarrassing interest in girl-centric media
  • See: girl-focused coming of age stories, romance and slice-of-life comics, four year subscription to Shoujo Beat
  • See also: previously mentioned magical girl/transformation obsession
  • Actively sought out games with female protagonists, or games that allowed the player to be a woman
  • Got unnecessarily excited when Pokemon Crystal came out because I could play Pokemon as a girl
  • Related: exclusively played women in tabletop games
  • Always felt welcome and comfortable in female spaces
  • Always felt out of place in male spaces
  • Drawn to Sapphic relationships and wlw in media
  • But never in a gross “lol lesbians” way
  • More of an “I am in love with Michiru and I hope she and Haruka are happy together forever” way
  • This was super confusing btw
  • Because I felt really drawn to gay and lesbian spaces but I liked girls? How do?
  • Decided I must be “gay”
  • I was wrong
  • Well
  • I guess I wasn’t wrong?
  • I wasn’t right anyway
  • Never had any significant male friendships
  • Numerous deep, rewarding, female friendships
  • “friendships”
  • Up until 2am talking about nothing “friendships”
  • Spoiler: I was crushing hard
  • Not that I could admit that to myself
  • Went through a phase where every night before bed I wished I would wake up a girl
  • But I DEFINITELY wasn’t trans
  • Nope
  • Not even a little bit
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Winter

Picture for the Midwest Furfest 2016, which theme this year was “Winter”

It was printed on the conbook, page 30. 

This scene represents people from different parts of the world living a winter on Chicago, the windy city; which is very cold for many people (including me), and not so much for others. That’s something funny I could see, when some guys were wearing only a hoodie, a light sweater, or even only a t-shirt, and they were fine, like a normal weather; but others were wearing two or more sweaters+jackets+scarf+hat+gloves…. and still were shivering (yes, that was me!).

I enjoyed a lot doing this scene, experimenting with colors on buildings, and attempting to make Chicago look great, that’s a city I love visiting, this was my 3rd time there.

Done with color pencils. It was a shame my scanner or even the camera didn’t detect very well the texture of the white fur on the arctic fox, he just looks white.

This original piece was exhibited and sold at the MFF’s art show. I’m very sure it will be very well taken care of with its new owner.

Be Cool Scooby Doo

So, I have not watched ALL of the episodes, but I have watched two of them. I will now tell you some things.

What People Think It is:

  • Teen Titans Go for Scooby Doo
  • Family Guy
  • Attempt at being ‘cool’ but failing.
  • A load of trash

What It Really is:

  • Good morals, which are taught before they mention it being a problem.
  • A good twist on the regular scooby doo.
  • Funny, but not random. (I have actually laughed a lot at the jokes)
  • Bad designs, but art cannot really be judged. (I got used to it)
  • Great writing, like Phineas and Ferb team work on it!
  • Characters are people, they have flaws.
  • There are actually two problems going on, usually one with a mystery, and the other with friendship. (Take in mind, I have only watched two episodes.) And each get solved in the end!

Basically, the show isn’t half bad. Don’t judge a cartoon by its design.

BatB 30 Day Challenge

7. Favorite Moment?

And not just because it was a funny fight scene.  This was probably the only moment in which the castle staff really made use of the fact that they could take these people on specifically because they were human and the staff wasn’t.

I mean, Lumiere rescued his girlfriend by setting her assailant on fire, the Madame literally jumped on someone, and LeFou and the other villagers ran because the entire kitchen had turned on them to protect a footstool.  If they had picked a fight after the curse had been broken, the fight would have either been attempted civilized negotiating or Cogsworth and Lumiere trying to hold the villagers off with a barricaded door.  

This time they made use of the abilities that they wouldn’t have had if they were human, and because of that, it was an easy victory.

anonymous asked:

Stop Obi Wan literally picked the WORST time to show up like did he know how bad that must have looked?? Padme's I love you probably seemed like a last-ditch attempt to him (which like it kind of was but not for what he thought) and he just looks up to see him in the doorway of his wife's ship?? That's bad news bears. It was like they were conspiring against him when in reality it was 100% Padme believing in him and I'm still so emo that Anakin never understood that ugh

IDK IF THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUNNY ASK BUT I’M TIRED AND LAUGHING SO HARD??? BAD NEWS BEARS

An interesting thing:

If you bring Iron Bull and Varric around with you, you may notice that their banter is sort of… hard-edged. Surly. Even snarly. Which is kind of funny because both Bull and Varric mostly can get along with almost anyone. Varric is also edgy with Cassandra, but then, he has reason–the woman did kidnap, threaten, and interrogate him, and then later attempt to clobber him for lying about Hawke–but even there they seem to warm up to each other eventually.

And yet Varric and Bull remain sort of twitchy around each other, for all that by rights they ought to have the same sort of ethics. 

Why?

I think: they’re both liars. And they both know it.

There’s a proverb: you should set a thief to catch a thief. And I think the same is true of liars. It’s sometimes said that you can’t fool an honest man, but that’s clearly deeply untrue (an untruth that is, admittedly, very self-serving for the dishonest to spread): it’s actually quite easy to con an honest but sensitive or generous individual. But in my experience, liars sniff each other out.

Varric and Iron Bull lie for very different reasons and in very different ways. 

Varric lies partly because it’s entertaining and makes the stories better–an impulse that, I think, all storytellers have–but also to protect his friends. We know he lied to protect Hawke, but it would also not shock me if he covered the tracks of his other criminal friends: Merrill the apostate blood mage, Isabela the pirate thief, Fenris the escaped slave with his stolen house, Anders the terrorist apostate. Even Aveline would need some protecting from appearing to be complicit in any of their crimes. Varric lies for the twin and yet conflicting goals of glory and safety. He wants the great deeds of his friends to be written in fire across the sky–and yet he doesn’t want any of them to be found.

Bull lies because it is his nature; he lies because that is what Hissrad does. But where Varric lies about his friends, Bull lies mostly about himself. He tells the truth and yet at the same time, he lies. He freely tells you all about the Qun–while at the same time admitting that he is an agent on their behalf, a spy and a  mole. He tells you he’s going to lie–and you believe him–

“The funny thing is, Mister Lipwig, that I find myself trusting you all the more when you tell me how untrustworthy you are,” said Miss Dearheart.

Moist sighed. “Yes, I know, Spike. Wretched, isn’t it. It’s a people thing.”

Going Postal, Terry Pratchett

–you believe him because he seems so straightforward, even though what he’s being straightforward about is being a liar. You believe him because even while telling you that he is lying to you, he seems so honest.

But then, Varric does the same thing. “Also prone to extravagant lies,” he admits, almost immediately when you meet him, with a glint in his eye that very nearly matches the glint in Bull’s eye. And they both will smile, tell stories, buy you a drink. They both are expansive in their personas. They both tell you that they are liars–and oh, you believe them. 

Don’t you?

Set a thief to catch a thief. Set a Ben-Hassrath to catch a storyteller. Set a rogue to catch a Hissrad. It’s all the same in the end.

We trust both of them–but they don’t trust each other.

It might could be that they’re both, in the end, correct about that.

anonymous asked:

Oh wow, I loved your recent bughead story, and now I totally want that to happen. You should write for the show I swear lol. I was wondering if you were maybe planning a part two? Or even more bughead stories in the future? :)

Oh thank you so much for your amazing comment!!! I’m so so happy that you and other people liked my first attempt at a bughead story!! I swear I have so many feels about them, I could write them all day every day haha! 
Well, I am indeed working on a part two which will be like some snapshots of the days Jughead stayed over at Betty’s because I love picturing them being all domestic and awkward and fluffy and I’ve thought about some funny things that would definately happen if these two were to live in the same room so yeah, I do intend to write something more in regards to that! If I don’t post it today, then it will be up tomorrow for sure! ;) 
And yeah I really plan on continuing writing about them cause that’s life right now hahaha! I have some ideas of my own and of course I’m up for suggestions if anyone wants to make any! I’m just addicted to their cuteness that’s all!! <3

Thanks again for reading and for the lovely message! 

beliza-fryler  asked:

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers (◠‿◠✿)

You are so cute I don’t even know what to do with you, my goodness

Okay, um…

Distractions is probably my favourite because its pretty cute and a little funny and is some much needed fluff for this ship tag. And I also wrote it while I had pretty bad sunstroke which I feel is an achievement. 

First Time I like too because it was my first attempt at writing smut (and by god it looks tame compared to what I can do now) and cos I wanted to show some pretty important ideas about consent which people have picked up on and I’m proud of that. 

From Across The Universe is another big favourite because its a great concept, its good Philtheo fluff and because I absolutely love writing stuff with my girlfriend, its my favourite way to work now. Updates coming soon, promise.

I Am Not A Hero was my first multi chaptered thing and focuses on Eliza, which there always needs to be more of so I’m pretty proud of that. Covers a lot of different events and emotions too. 

Unimaginable is another one I really like because it focuses on one of my favourite relationships, the odd father-daughter thing between Alex and Theo Jr. I really need to write more things that explore their friendship because I honestly really love it. 

I divide my life into two parts: before the poetry and after the poetry. I was 15 the first time I was introduced to spoken word. It was my first day back at school after being in a rehabilitation program for three months following a suicide attempt I was hospitalized for.  Everyone thought I was gone because I was pregnant, which is funny because I’m like mostly gay. At the time, I was underweight and incredibly sick. Prior to developing anorexia, I was obese for most of my childhood. My rapid weight loss was repeatedly congratulated by my family and classmates. I was a very different person then. I lived inside the comfortable city of grey and mental illness and whatever the opposite of healing is inside my head. I didn’t care very much about anything in particular. The most popular girl at rehab told me, “An anorexic will always be an anorexic, and ‘Recovered’ is just another word for Fat.” So I bullshitted my way through treatment, hell bent on proving I was healthy enough to get discharged so I could go back to starving myself in peace. 

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Unpopular opinion

The amount of drama x Fandom have is directly proportional to the number of girls it has.

Don’t believe me?

Lets compare the amount of drama generated by Steven Universe and Voltron fandoms where the number of girls is extremely high, especially on SU, there have been suicide attempts, harassment, name calling, etc.

Now lets compare it to the amount of drama the Warhammer 40 community generates, which is funny because is almost non existent, the only drama is people bitching at Games workshop, or SJW trying to push their agenda onto us, yeah like those awful marry sue articles trying to make 40k more “inclusive”, in the grim darkness of the future it makes total sense yeah.

I am just saying, the only way to stop so much drama going on is you know, stop being overly sensitive and overdramatic about everything, these are cartoons dammit.

I am mentioning this for what is going on on twitter on the Voltron Fandom.

anonymous asked:

Which ygo characters make the mistake of trying to eat a cinnamon stick? Related question: who attempts the cinnamon challenge in the arc v cast?

I’m p sure Jonouchi has tried this at least once

in the arc v cast, I feel like Yuya would try to do the cinnamon challenge for his vlogging series (you can’t tell me he doesn’t start one post-series or something), but Yuzu stops him like NO YUYA THAT’S DANGEROUS

Selena tries to do it on her own after Yuya tells her, Sawatari eggs her on and they record it

funny story, apparently Selena can’t handle the taste of cinnamon at all 

Sawatari can’t stop laughing and Gongenzaka is just about ready to punch him because Selena is now locked in the bathroom throwing up