10 Incorrect POTC5 quotes
—Posted from my Deviant account. I am so sorry…they just wouldn’t leave me alone…POTC belongs to Disney, the respectable quotes belong to their respectable owners, and you belong to you. Enjoy!
HENERY: Are you…drunk?
HENERY: What happened?
JACK: I found a pub.
JACK: And I drank it.
SALAZAR: Rules were made to be followed. Nothing is made to broken.
MURTAG: Uh, piñatas.
MULLOG: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
BOTH: And rules.
JACK to CARINA (at one point): Because you’re as rude as I am and whilst I have no proof I’m pretty sure you’re a witch.
JACK: Mistakes were made-
GIBBS: By you.
JACK: And some Spaniards got cursed.
GIBBS: By you!
I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation. -Carina Smyth
JACK: Now lets’ face it, I’m the most likely target, so I’ve already made up a list of enemies, which I have narrowed down from twenty-six to just five.
HENERY: In all the seas?
JACK: On just this ship.
BARBOSA: Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?
JACK: Not until four.
HENERY: Wait here.
CARINA: Yes, you go down the dark hallway alone and I’ll wait here in the dark room alone.
JACK to SALAZAR: Look, lets just agree and say ‘I’m sorry’ on the count of three. One. Two. Three.
JACK: Now, see, I’m disappointed in both of us.
SALAZAR to YOUNG JACK: You shouldn’t insult people who are bigger then you.
YOUNG JACK: Then I’d never get to insult anyone.
SALAZAR sword fighting YOUNG JACK: If I were you, I’d give up.
YOUNG JACK: If you were me, I’d be ugly.