⇾ warnings ;
mentions of vomit/nausea, intoxication (u drink a sex potion
of park jimin), brief grinding, the smut starts rlly suddenly ? idk man y'all go feral after drinking the potion, unprotected sex, yoongi’s pull out game is: Strong™, as most of my fics go; unedited. also slight disclaimer ; don’t come for me i know; Nothing about astrology.
⇾ a/n ; the fact that i envisioned muster jimin before muster jimin happened ,,, my mind. also if u liked this (for sum rsn) go check out reni(@/strawbxxymilk)’s yoongi fic (witches’ brew). i think that’s all oh my god this is like the 4th time i edit this a/n.
also like if we’re gonna talk about people not being transparent with their identities on tumblr, then how about we talk about the fact that the same person wrongly accusing a 14 year old of catfishing literally runs several other “editing” blogs and purposefully doesn’t reveal their identity, as a project to see if people are not reblogging their edits because of who they are. like. yikes??? ironic much?????
yall episode one of bb21 hasn’t even aired yet, and we have gone from thinking this season was all stars to thinking it was 4 veteran couples returning to realizing christie and tommy know each other to thinking it was secret pairs to speculating kathryn sabotaged jenna jenkins to thinking kemi was first boot to realizing david is actually first boot. production is CRACKEDT as HELL this season, and here i am just in awe by it all.
remember when lin manuel miranda performed the pilot version of the first song in hamilton at the white house poetry jam and everybody laffed but u were like ‘ok this is Good’ so you checked every couplea months to see where that was goin and eventually he did a Whole Ass Musical and u were like I Want Tickets To This @ ur closest relatives and they were like :/ ok :/ and they got them for u as a Gift for graduating high school and then the Musical became a cultural phenomenon
Not to sound mean but sometimes men will sidle up to me like “wow nice scalp tats lol ;) so who did your ink ;)” and when I tell them they’re like “cool cool yeah tattoos are rad I’ve got one myself actually, right here” and they roll up their sleeve and it’s, like, a REAL ugly boat
Great. Cool. I hope you and your very ugly boat are happy together