in this case it was

“How can I say your name without
Also breathing the words
My god, I found you’"

So basically, I’ve been reading CrushingOnSans’s oneshots on AO3, and now ufxut Sans is my otp

listen to me. listen. jensen ackles is so hot. the only singular thought in my head when he’s on screen is “hot.” I’ve been staring at his fucking face for the past four years of my life and still it’s just. hot. you’d think I’d get used to it? get over it? grow weary of it? my tired eyes cannot take this much longer. he’s so hot. why am I like this. hot.

‘All The Fun Of The Fair’

Levi didn’t want to. Described it as ridiculous. “Why would two grown ass men visit a fucking fair?”

But Erwin really wanted to.

He started off slow; a few ‘hook the duck’ games, hotdogs, beer…then Erwin lost control. Dragged Levi around every single stall and played every single game, took them on every single ride. Twice.

After a couple of hours, the setting sun bathed them in glorious pinks and blues, the screams from fast-paced rides surrounding their sedate stroll as Levi chatted about the day out with unknown enthusiasm, a stuffed rabbit gripped tightly to his chest like a talisman.

Erwin knew Levi would like it eventually and listened intently to his husband, a small smile on his lips and love in his heart.


I needed some fluff. Background is wholly referenced because I suck at backgrounds. The rest is the result of staring at images of people walking and hoping it came out alright!

@kittyboo8015 has a longer ficlet to add to this and I’m so fucking excited to read it!

Rockstar/Paparazzi AU

James Hook is a mysterious and eccentric rock star. Notoriously bad relations with the paparazzi. Rumors abound about his life before stardom - no one even knows if Hook is his real name. He seemed to come from nowhere, but as soon as his song ‘Milah’ was released it was a massive worldwide hit catapulting him to near overnight fame.

Emma Swan is a photographer and investigator. Okay, she’s a paparazzo. She’d always been good at finding people, catching them through her camera lens. But since the day she sold her first celebrity pic (for WAY more money than she’d ever made in bail bonds) she has always insisted on absolute anonymity. She never lets the stars know HER face or name. 

She is hired by Regina Mills, editor of the infamous tabloid EQ. Regina received an anonymous tip that Hook stole ‘Milah’ from the original songwriter and is about to be sued for millions in royalties. Emma’s job is to go undercover as a groupie and try to get the scoop - and whatever exclusive photos she can along the way. 

Emma isn’t sure how she feels about being so close to a mark - she’s more of a telephoto lens kind of girl - but the money is too good and the mystery of Hook too intriguing. Just this one time, maybe she can risk getting up close and personal.

Hahaha! I have no chill, I just keep coming up with half-formed story ideas! Meep!

Root and Shaw dressed up for their Valentines Day