in the office!!

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

PSA

Alright I’ll be out on business all weekend so I don’t think I’ll be able to work at all, that includes creating content for the blog so it might look a little empty for a couple of days.

Everything should be back to normal on Monday, though. Hopefully you guys will understand. Just wanted to let you all know before the “are you dead?!” messages start coming in. 

Catch y'all on Monday~