in the mail box

My bday is in a week and 5 days (april 6) and since some ppl asked on ig my mailing address is:

Lee Wilson-Mayo
P.O. Box 2201 Crestline, CA
92325

I’d love to do an unboxing video of any letters or art or whatever any of u would like to send! Ofc ur not obliged, this is totally voluntary. And happy bday to any other aries out there!

I see people spit the word riot out of their mouth like its dirty.

But I hear Riot and I think of Pride.

I think of Stonewall. 

I think of revolution.

And I remember that every human life, and human right, and human dignity is worth more than every window and mail box and trashcan on Earth. 

People peacefully protest and they get pepper sprayed and beaten and shot anyway. 

So what’s to lose in a little well earned riot every now and then? 

take a look 👀👀👀 at this! that ➡️right ➡️ there is the mail. ✉️✉️ can we talk about the mail ✉️✉️ please, mac 💻? i’ve been dying 🤒🤢 to talk about the mail ✉️✉️ with you all day, okay 👌🏽? pepe 🐸🐸 silvia. this name keeps coming ⬆️up ⬆️ over and over again. every day, pepe’s mail ✉️ is getting sent 📪 back to me. pepe 🐸🐸silvia. pepe 🐸🐸 silvia. i look 👀 in the mail ✉️, well THIS WHOLE BOX 📦 IS PEPE 🐸 SILVIA!! so i say to myself, i gotta 🔎find 🔎 this guy. i gotta go ⬆️up⬆️ to his office 🏢. i gotta put his mail ✉️ in the guy’s goddamn ✋🏽hands ✋🏽otherwise he’s never gonna get it. he’s gonna keep coming ⬇️down⬇️ here. so i go ⬆️up⬆️ to pepe’s office 🏢 and what do i 🔎find🔎 out, mac 🍔? what do i 🔎find🔎 out? there is no 🐸pepe🐸 silvia. THE 👨🏻MAN 👨🏻DOES NOT ❌❌ EXIST. okay, so i decided ohhh 💩shit💩buddy. i gotta ⚒dig⚒ a little deeper📉. there’s no 🐸pepe 🐸silvia? you gotta be 😂kidding 😂 me. i got boxes📦📦 full of 🐸pepe🐸. alright, so i start 🏃🏽marching 🏃🏽my way ⬇️down ⬇️to carol💁🏽 in HR. and i ✊🏻knock✊🏻 on her door🚪 and i say “💁🏽💁🏽CAAAROL💁🏽. 💁🏽💁🏽CAAAAAAAROL. 💁🏽💁🏽 i gotta talk to you about 🐸pepe🐸.” and when i open the 🚪door, 🚪what do i find? 🤔🤔🤔there’s ❌not ❌a single goddamn 🗄desk 🗄in that office🏢! THERE. IS. ❌NO. ❌CAROL 💁🏽IN💁🏽 HR. 🍔mac💻, half the employees in this 🏢building 🏢 have been made up. this office is a goddamn 👻ghost👻 town.

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The present Suga gave to Jimin for his birthday is a whole set of comics. He said that it’s super heavy and he carried the box to the mailing place just to send it to him ;;

Taehyung gave Jimin a handwritten letter and followed Jimin to the kitchen before giving it to him cooly like “Yah, it’s for you” ;;

J-Hope also said that Jimin really takes care of people well and “On my birthday, Jimin said that he felt sorry that he can’t take care of me well on my birthday but in fact Jimin has been so nice to me that he can’t be any nicer”

- via 某霏

you wanna talk about stress? you wanna talk about STRESS? i’ve just stumbled onto a major company conspiracy, mac. how’s that for stress? this company is being bled like a stuck pig, mac, and i got a paper trail to prove it. check this out. take a look at this. that right there is the mail, now, let’s talk about the mail. can we talk about the mail? please, mac? i’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay? pepe silvia. this name keeps coming up over and over again. every day, pepe’s mail is getting sent back to me. i look in the mail. this whole BOX is pepe silvia. so i say to myself, i gotta find this guy. i gotta go up to his office. i gotta put the guy’s mail in the guy’s god damn hands, otherwise he’s never gonna get it. it’s gonna keep coming back down here. so i go up to pepe’s office, and what. do. i. find. out? what do i find out? there is no pepe silvia. the man does not exist. so i decide, ohhh shit, buddy, i gotta dig a little deeper. there’s no pepe silvia? you gotta be kidding me! i got BOXES full of pepe! all right, so i start marching my way down to carol in HR, and i knock on her door and i say CAAAAAAAAAROL, CAAAAAAAAROL, i gotta talk to you about pepe! and when i open the door, what do i find? there’s not a single goddamn desk in that office there is. no. carol. in. h. r. mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. this office is a goddamn ghost town.

  • Biden: We'll turn him into a flea!
  • Biden: A harmless little flea...
  • Obama: Joe...
  • Biden: And then we'll put that flea in a box, and then put that box inside of another box
  • Obama: Joe.
  • Biden: ...And then mail that box to ourselves at the White House! And when it arrives... We'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
  • Obama: Joe, come on...
  • Biden: ITS BRRRRRILLIANT!
  • Obama: Yeah, alright, I'm in.

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Photo: Jeff Schear

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TRYING WEIRD HAIR PRODUCTS! (P.O. BOX)

  • Leo: So i was thinking, what if I accidentally
  • ...possibly....somehow fed Virgos party invitation to my dog
  • Taurus: You don't have a dog
  • Leo: Accidentally fell into a black hole
  • Taurus: No
  • Leo: dropped it into a burning fire
  • Taurus: ......
  • Leo: As I was about to put the invitation in the mail box, a group of raging teens swooped by and smashed it with spiked pitchforks then robbed me
  • Taurus: are you done yet-
  • Leo: but all they took was Virgos invitation
  • Taurus: You made eVites for your party
  • Leo: Ah shit, you're right