in that dumb bowtie

Haikyuu host club au (again sorry)

Imagine oikawa and kuroo as the top hosts
Oikawa has his boyish flirting and subtle comments, like he takes a selfie and crops out his face cause he really only wanted a picture of you, and he laughs a lot and is a bit touchy feely, and he wears a dumb yet cute bowtie
And kuroo has this really sexy aura going on? And he always smells so nice like always and hes the type to lowkey worry about you when you drink too much, or he puts his arm around the back of your seat protectively, or he whispers “you look beautiful” in your ear and DAMN does he smell good like he’s just gotta smell really nice he’s kuroo and he wears black suits with red ties and when he gets passionate about a conversation he throws the tie over his shoulder or tucks it into his shirt pocket to get out of the way and DAMN HE SMELLS GOOD
And then hinata and kenma come together, and hinata’s cheeriness always compliments kenma’s quietness, and hinata would be very childish and want to play dumb drinking games and kenma is so tsun but you know he enjoys your company
And then sugawara is like the “perfect” host, where’s hes really kind and gentle and always knows when you’ve done something different with your hair and stuff
And asahi is a butler type that doesnt really entertain but more of looks pretty and refills drink and such
Tanaka, tsukishima, bokuto, and kageyama work in the kitchen cause lets be honest they have no chance of being hosts

Someone please draw this au and dont forget kuroo smells great cause that is important

Which shinigami each of the espada would date


As requested by tolpen49. :)


If each espada had to go on a date with a shinigami, here’s who each of them would choose!


1. Szayel: Choses Gin

Szayel: Of course!

Gin: Oh dear. I’m pretty sure Luppi is going to pick me too.

Gin: What’s a man to do?


2. Luppi: Picks Yumichika

Luppi: I thought about all of my opponents, and went with the prettiest.

Luppi: My strategy is perfect.

Gin:

Gin: Luppi?

Luppi: Totally perfect!


3. Zommari: Chooses Love

Zommari: I hate shinigami. If I have to date one, I will choose one who is at least a little hollow.

Zommari: At least then I can accept part of him.

Zommari:

Zommari: Also I couldn’t say no to that name.


4. Barragan: Chooses Sasakibe

Barragan: I wish to be with someone who respects age, and respects power.

Barragan: Someone who, perhaps, loves them.

Sasakibe:

Sasakibe: Um I loved the head captain because he was awesome, not because he was old.

Barragan:

Barragan: Is it too late to change my answer?


5. Aaroniero: Chooses Rukia

Aaroniero: I feel as though Kuchiki Rukia and I have a deep connection.

Aaroniero: And not only because I ate and impersonated her mentor!

Aaroniero: Although that alone would bring any two people together.

Rukia: I will stab you in the face.

Aaroniero: Aw, just like on our first date?


6. Nel: Chooses Ichigo

Nel: Nel loves being with Itsygo!

Nel: And she can finally beat out her rival!

Nel: [glares at Rukia]

Rukia: What?


7. Grimmjow: Chooses Ichigo

Grimmjow: Yo, Nel, change forms so we can fight over Ichigo.

Nel: But Nel doesn’t want to fight over Ichigo!

Grimmjow: Well, you should have thought of that before you tried to STEAL my PREY!

Ichigo: Uh….do I have any say in this?

Ichigo: Because I just don’t think I’m really at a point in my life where I want to date anyone, you know?

Ichigo:

Ichigo: Guys?


8. Yammy: Chooses Kira

Kira: …

Kira: What the actual fuck?

Yammy: I have a nickname for you, shinigami!

Yammy: It’s ‘Ulquiorra 2.0’!

Yammy: Quick! Say something sarcastic and gloomy!

Kira:

Kira: I understand now.


9. Starrk: Chooses Ukitake

Ukitake: Wow! Not Kyoraku?

Starrk: After sleeping on it, I decided to go with the guy who went out of his way not to hurt Lilinette, rather than the guy who murdered her and me in cold blood.

Ukitake: Huh.

Ukitake: Yeah, okay, I guess that makes sense.


10. Halibel: Chooses Unohana

Halibel: I respect strong women.

Halibel: I respect strong women who do not always have to use their strength to hurt people.

Halibel: And I respect women who understand the true meaning of sacrifice.

Unonhana: If you’re saying that sacrificing myself turns you on, this is going to be an awkward relationship.

Halibel: You talk as though any of us are really alive.


11. Nnoitra: Chooses Kenpachi

Nnoitra: 'Cause at least that guy gets that dating is dumb, so we should just fight!

Kenpachi [wearing a bowtie and holding flowers]: That is the last damn time I take advice from Yumichika. 


12. Ulquiorra: Chooses Renji

Renji: Uh….come again? 

Ulquiorra: Abarai Renji, your keen understanding of both emotion and metaphor, born from loss…

Ulquiorra: …your powerful desire to protect your friends, even if that means ostensibly joining those who are deemed your enemy…

Ulquiorra: ….your willingness to wear strange clothing….

Ulquiorra: …your red hair, which could almost be a golden auburn if you, uh, got highlights or something…

Ulquiorra: …your powerful pecs, which could ALMOST be boobs in a bad light if I squinted and you sort of thrust your chest forward at me like…

Renji: Dude! If you want to date Inoue, date her!

Ulquiorra:

Ulquiorra: She’s not even a shinigami, rule-breaker.

One direction BSM #59 He gives you away at your wedding and you have an emotional moment

A/N: He gives you away at your wedding and you have an emotional moment

This happens sometimes in the far future so just humor me with the ages, please?

HARRY (age 27): “I can cry right? I’m allowed to cry,” Harry hiccupped, dabbing a tissue under his left eye. “Yes you are allowed to cry but I would love it if you were done before we went down the aisle,” you said with a smile. “Harry, zip me up will ya?” Harry sidled up behind you and zipped up your dress gently before kissing your bare shoulder. “I’m proud of you,” he mumbled into your hair, and you whined as he mussed your hair. “You twat!” you groaned and swatted in Harry’s general direction. “Why are you proud of me? I’m just getting married. I haven’t saved a life or summat.” Harry shrugged as he put one of your carefully styled curls back in place. “Do I need a reason? You’re here and you’re amazing. That should be enough, right?”  You took a deep shaky breath as you turned away from the mirror and grabbed Harry’s hands tightly. “You were supposed to cry. I’m not supposed to cry until later,” you squeaked. You leaned forward and rested your head on Harry’s chest as gingerly as possible. Harry in return wound his arms around you and squeezed tight. “We can cry together. It’s called bonding.” He dropped a kiss to the crown of your head as he slowly let you go. “Let’s get out there before I ruin your makeup.” Harry kissed your forehead one last time. “You look absolutely stunning. Now c’mon. They’re all waiting for us.” You reached up and pecked Harry’s cheek. “I love you, clutz.” “I love you too, midget.”

ZAYN (age 25): You let out another cackle as Zayn shook his hips and wiggled his eyebrows. “Oh you two are impossible,” Lou complained as she fruitlessly tried to get your curled hair up in a bun. “K-keep going,” you spluttered, gesturing vaguely at your computer that was playing One Direction far too loud. “I’m all yours I got no control. No control!” He screeched obnoxiously as he turned his back to you and attempted to twerk with his non-existent butt. You threw your head back, to Lou’s dismay, and howled with laughter. “There! I’m leaving, right now,” Lou said, but she was smiling as Zayn pretended to give you a lap dance. She showed you the finished bun quickly before leaving the room. “Damn, I didn’t know I had such moves,” Zayn smirked, cracking his knuckles as he pulled you up from the armchair you were perched on. “Dance with me,” he challenged. You shrugged and went to turn the music up before letting Zayn drag you to the middle of the dressing room and twirling you around gracefully. “Someone’s been practicing,” you praised as you swayed along to 18. “I had to be good for my sister’s wedding, right?” You stepped on his foot on purpose. “Sap,” you grumbled. “You love it.”

LOUIS (age 26): “Give it back!” you squealed, jumping over a couch. You reached out to grip Louis’ shirt, but he narrowly escaped and your fingers closed around air. “Dammit!” you cursed. Louis stopped and shook his arse at you before swinging the veil over his head with a whoop. “When you’re ready come and get it, na na na na,” he sang tauntingly. “Shitface,” you screeched before jumping for him. You ended up on his back, and you clung to him as he grabbed your thighs and started running around the room like a madman. “Put me down you Neanderthal.” Louis suddenly ran out the room and tore down the hallway at an alarming speed. “Lou! I’m getting married this afternoon! We have to get ready!” you laughed, your arms wound tight around his neck. “Who cares?” he called back, but he turned on his heels nevertheless. “Me and my fiancée,” you retorted as he finally put you back down in the dressing room. “Well, you could just get married in those sweatpants and we can have a tickle war instead,” Louis crooned, wiggling his fingers and shaking his hips. “You just can’t sit still, can you?” Louis shrugged. “And no, we’re not having a tickle war. What are you? 12?” Louis just whooped again.

NIALL (age 29): You were smoothing down non-existent wrinkles on your pristine wedding dress when there was a gentle knock on the door, and a blonde head was poking around the doorway with a blinding grin. “Can I come in?” Niall asked, fingers twitching nervously on the doorknob. “Of course. You don’t have to ask.” Niall stepped in warily, perching on the very edge of the champagne-colored couch. “What’s weighing you down, Nialler?” you asked worried, gingerly picking up a necklace laid out on the wooden table next to you. “What? Oh, I’m just a bit tired,” he waved off, and with a scoff you held the necklace up to your neck and nodded. This was the one. “That’s the worst lie I’ve heard yet. What’s going on?” Niall stood up and helped you clasp on the necklace. “It’s a bit sad to see you go you know? My little sister isn’t little anymore.” You mentally rolled your eyes. “That’s ridiculous and you know it. I’m 29. I haven’t been little in 11 years. You’re being dumb,” you deadpanned, pecking Niall’s cheek before fixing his bowtie. “Wow, thanks, now I feel much better,” Niall said sarcastically, but he was smiling and the sadness had drained from his face. “I know. I’m a problem solver. Now, let’s go get me down that aisle.”

LIAM (age 28): “What if I fall? Right on my face? Oh god he’ll be so embarrassed he’ll call off the wedding. Liam I won’t ever get married! I can’t do it, I have to go.” Liam chuckled lowly as he pulled you back by the elbow. “You won’t fall. That’s why I’m here after all. To make sure you make it down to him safe, right?” You groaned and let your head rest heavily on Liam’s bicep. “No. You’re supposed to slap me when I get cold feet because he is my literal dream man and I’m not going to find anyone better than him.” Liam was quiet for a moment and then your hip was being pinched, hard. “Ow! Liam Payne, you are the twattiest twat I have ever met,” you concluded with a flat look at your brother. “Such big words coming from such a tiny person,” Liam cooed, the last sentence said in a high pitch. “I’m not tiny! You’re just a freaking boulder!” you defended, the tension slowly leaking out of you as you bickered with Liam. Suddenly, the wedding march was starting, and Liam’s eyes were already brimming with tears as you slowly took a simultaneous step forward. “Hold on tight and don’t fall in those heels now you clutz,” Liam teased under his breath as the aisle slowly came into view. “Oh bugger off you giant and concentrate,” you snapped heartily, but there was a smile on your face and butterflies flapping in your stomach. This was happiness. 

gaysyndromes here is the full comic, in english!!

at the end of volume 6 theres a comic that was full color, but printed in black and white when the volume was published. I keep seeing the first panel (in german??) on my dash so i figured id scan the whole thing!

this page was printed to the right of it

look at their dumb bowties