in soviet russia jokes

I proposed my Russian girlfriend and she said Yes!

For the wedding, my whole family and friends flew over to her home town of Moscow.

It was a beautiful ceremony, however I did find some things strange. For instance, the priest never said, “You may now kiss the bride”, but I just assumed it was purely an American thing and didn’t mind.

Later during the reception, we were both starving and decided to head over to the buffet to get food. On the way we passed the drink table, where about six people were waiting to get a fruity drink from a bowl.

As we passed, they all said in unison, “You may now kiss the bride!” My wife got giddy and gave me a big kiss, which I of course returned.

As we walked away I asked, “Why did they tell us to kiss and not the priest?”

My wife answered,

“In Soviet Russia, the punchline tells you!”

So I just learned what a “closed specie” is. And I got to say. What. The. Hell. Can’t stop laughing now. So instead of paying artists to draw your oc, artists pay you. Sounds like one of those lame “In Soviet Russia” jokes. ………………………………………….. So I just had to make one

Called them Curlyhorns because horns. And they are curly.
3rd horn for da magikz. Too much magikz make it (horn) fly away, but not too far.  Some of them learned how to use it as a ranged weapon and poke far away stuff.
Also magic wings made of magic.
Amoun of legs: 5-6. Can run at 100mph, but who needs running when you can fly. Probably.
Butt feathers for showing off
It glows (all good ocs glow)
Has no mouth, but still can talk. With it’s mind. Creepy af if you don’t expect it
Has a size of a small american car. And just as ugly You prabably can ride it. If yo want that is.
Their personality depends on their eye color (that’s how it works in cartoons, right?)
Will sell for your soul, like… 1 DA point maybe?
But donut steel it. It’s copyrighted, parts of it are copyrighted and even color schemes are. So you can’t design your OCs based on this. No no no. NUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Unless you paid a whole 1 da point that is, then it’s ok.

Design turned out a bit less parody like than I expected, but I guess that’ll do
Seriously tho, if you still didn’t understand that it’s a parody, it is