in red hair or blonde hair or brown

White Nationalism, Take One
  • Racist: I'm a white nationalist! Teh whites need their own nation! Free of non-whites.
  • Antifa: Mm-hmm. I see. And how exactly would that work?
  • Racist: What do you mean? We'd take over a country, fill it with teh whites, and have the non-whites leave.
  • Antifa: How will you know which people are "white" and which people are "non-white?"
  • Racist: Well, if they look white, then they're white.
  • Antifa: And what does a white person look like?
  • Racist: They have blond or red or brown hair. Sometimes they can have black hair, too. Their hair is straight. Well, maybe a bit curly, too, but not *too* curly! Their eyes are blue or green or hazel, but some of them have brown eyes. And of course their skin is white!
  • Antifa: OK so if someone has a black hair, and/or curly hair, and or brown eyes/and or light olive skin = they're non-white?
  • Racist: Well, not necessarily but -
  • Antifa: And at what point is a person's skin a shade too dark to be considered white?
  • Racist: Well you know just by look-
  • Antifa: So what is the precise shade of skin that takes someone from "white" to "non-white" status; and who decided that that was the dividing line; and how was it determined in an objective, scientifically-valid way that that particular shade of skin divides "white" people from "non-white" people?
  • Racist: Uh...
  • Antifa: For example, are people from the Mediterranean white or non-white?
  • Racist: Clearly they're white!
  • Another Racist: Clearly they're non-white!
  • Antifa: OK, that's clear. What about Jews? We know Jews with blue eyes and blond, straight hair. So they're going to be welcome in your "white" nation, right?
  • Racist: No.
  • Another Racist: Yes.
  • Antifa: What about Catholics? Are Catholics "white?"
  • Racist: Of course! Catholicism is a religion not a race!
  • Antifa: Like Judaism?
  • Racist: No, that's totally different.
  • Another Racist: Exactly, just like Judaism!
  • Old-timey KKK Member: Catholics aren't white!
  • Antifa: What about the Irish? Clearly the Irish are "white" though, right?
  • Racist: Of course!
  • Old timey KKK member: The Irish aren't white!
  • Antifa: OK, so citizenship in your "white" nation will depend on having with blond or red or brown hair, or sometimes black hair; and that hair will be straight but sometimes curly but not too curly. Your citizens' eyes will be blue or green or hazel but also sometimes brown and their skin will be white but you're not sure how dark it can be before people aren't "white" enough and have to be kicked out and you have no credible way of determining what shade of skin is the dividing point. People from the Mediterranean, Jews, Catholics, and Irish people will either be welcome as "white" or removed as "non-white," depending on which racist is calling the shots.
  • Racist: Let us get back to you about this in a little bit.

I’d love to!
24: what do you want right now?
I really really want to meet some of my Tumblr friends. You, @shazz907 and @boopymooplier in particular.

26: is your current hair color your natural?
Nope! I have it died brown with red streaks in it. I naturally have blonde hair.

37: do you believe in love at first sight?
No, but I do believe that you can fall in love with someone after one conversation.

These were awesome! Thanks lovely ❤️

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.
Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.