[image transcription: Dutch phrases saying “he has played with my rhinoceros, and now he can’t move anymore”, “even the dogs in the Netherlands are tolerant”, “I have no balls”, “sleep is for weak people”, “I am decreasing the distance between my mouth and the cheese” and “why are you throwing a stone at my cat?”]
Tbh i think Irene was just using 'gay' as an umbrella term and is bi because shes definitely not straight but she a) slept and flirted with many men and b) was in love with sherlock so. Bi seems to make the most sense.
All the twilight talk is reminding me of that one story Robert had about a stalker of his - she was outside his hotels day after day for weeks on end, and finally he agreed to go on a date with her, but then on the date he made himself as boring as possible and complained about his work until she had her imaginary version of him completely shattered, like what an #icon
I REMEMBER THAT STORY BUT IF I’M REMEMBERING RIGHT HE DIDN’T TRY TO MAKE HIMSELF BORING ON PURPOSE HE WAS JUST KIND OF HIMSELF AND SPENT THE WHOLE DATE COMPLAINING ABOUT THINGS AND IT TURNED HER OFF SO COMPLETELY SHE STOPPED STALKING HIM