in love please

Me: I love my son.

Person: You have a son?

Me: Yes, he’s the most precious boy, I love him with all my heart.

Person: Aw, how nice! How old is he?

Me: *sighs dreamily* He’ll be 19 this month.

Person: …..wait aren’t you 22?

Me: *tears up* He’s grown so fast! Here, I have a photo! Look how perfect he is!

Person: ….that’s a cartoon.

Me: *gasps in outrage* HOW DARE YOU, THAT’S MY SON, KEITH, MY BEAUTIFUL BOY, THE APPLE OF MY EYE –

Hello, everyone!! 

I recently reached 1.5K lovely followers and this is so so amazing!!  I never thought I would get this far, and the affection and love and friendship and companionship and involvement of you is one of my biggest reasons to smile. So, thank you. Thank you so much!! I love you all <3 

To celebrate such exciting news, I’ve decided to do Blog Awards !!

Okay, so let’s move to some important information:

How do you nominate people? Send me an ask with the URL of the blog you want to nominate + the category you’re nominating it in (anon or not) ~ make sure to check the categories before nominating !

How do you vote? Each like and reblog on the asks with the nominated blogs counts as a vote! 

How do you win? The blog with the most votes in each category wins! 

More important info: ~ Please, reblog this post to spread the word!
                                    ~ Follow me, maybe? But no pressure 
                                    ~ The tag for the blog awards will be: 
                                       #amanda’s 1.5k blog awards
                                    ~ All the nominations must be done until October 26
                                    ~ The results will be posted on October 27/28

Under the cut you can see what the categories are and the prizes for the winners…

Keep reading

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kc au week | day 4 · All Human

it’s not his goal to cause any r e a l trouble with anyone who calls, (maybe just a few well-placed inferences to damon being called away suddenly after his results came in for that rash he’s been complaining about??) but all his good intentions are shot to hell when he realizes w h y the woman on the other end has called this number. aside from thinking that this explains so much about the smarmy ass, he can’t help but… rise to the challenge. and maybe he shouldn’t have given his real name (or she hers, as he suspects) but when she’s moaning it in that breathy tone as she comes, he doesn’t regret it one bit.

Headcanons from @candycolamorgan *screams at her too*

Thank you all for 1k followers!! Seriously my mind wont accept there’s a thousand of you remotely interested in me and my blog Im very thankful for you all, those I’ve had the pleasure of speaking to, calling my friend or mutuals, you’re are all super lovely and I look forward to speaking to more of you! I figured I could do something extra in my celebrations since this is such a big milestone, So here we go, my follow forevers~

I’d like to start this off to give a special mention to my internet fam who have made my life instantly brighter and full of dumb jokes, you all mean the world to me 💚 @spoopylucius @spoopyfred @nviles @adrianpcey @delacouvr @smlfoy @chrlieweasleys @spookiussirius @moonspads @olivunders @azcendio

✨ Okay now onto the actual follow forever, faves are in bold

a - h

@aurrorpotter @avxda-kedxvra @bellatrix-lvstrange @captofthesswolfstar @colubrina @crvdence @delacourr @diagonally @dracomalvfoy @finniganagain @georqeweazley @gnargls @gothicmalfoy @hauntedjily @hauntedbyjily @harrypcttrs

i - p

@jadepresley @jilyisnotdead @jilydied @jilydidntdie @jilydiedmyass @malfoyxsx @marvoloriddlc @metrodora @messrsmoonyandpads @of-padfoots-and-moonys @padmaspatil @padfootd @pretentious-git @purelydraco @pumpkinmalfoy @pumpkinpadma

q - z

@ronweascly @sectumsemphra @scorpiusmalfqy @salazar-slanderin @slytherinspage @spoopyneville @spoopyminerva @spookyscarysirius @srslysnuffles @txmriddlx @unsqeakable @vivalasjily

DUMP HIM

GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE

DUMP HIM AND RUN AND NEVER EVER EVER LOOK BACK

GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE DALLAS

My roommate just finished bingewatching Agents of Shield and the most important thing I got out of our conversation over it is that she thinks the show is going to have Robbie and Daisy get together because of “that look” at the end

Originally posted by rejected-on-a-cosmic-level

Yessssssssssssss

anonymous asked:

I NEED ENEMY PART 3 ASAP OMGGGGGGGGGGG I LOVE IT

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riverdale aesthetic/mood boards

featuring ‘actual troy bolton’ archie andrews, ‘will sass you but not hit you’ jughead jones, ‘actual living meme’ betty cooper, ‘could kill you with her eyes closed’ veronica lodge, ‘probably a murderer but looks beautiful doing it’ cheryl blossom and ‘too gay for this world protect him’ kevin keller

idk i might make more depending on how you guys like them?? i chose colours based solely on how their personalities appear to me

credit me if using !! reblog if you save xx

@staff

some suggestions

1. let me change the color around the posts on my mobile theme

2. let me filter my dashboard/blacklist on the app

3. let me like and reply to things and follow people from my side blog

4. bring back the glitch that let you like your own posts

5. get rid of the icon glitch

6. a twitter lists feature but for blogs… like an option for different sets of dashboards

7. an option to only get notifs for certain kinds of posts on other people’s blogs…. like only original posts

thanks