in horrifying quality

ignore the poor quality and horrifying tan lines

Spending four days a week at the gym and giving up going to the bar is worth it when I see progress like this.

These pictures are a couple months apart and, although I’m still far from my goal, the difference I can see in my back and arm fat is already incredible.

I’ve never been proud of myself or my body before, but right now I’m damn proud of this. I’ve worked for what I want, and I’ll continue to do so until I get it.

Interactions with the FAHC can be wildly beneficial; so long as you play by their rules. So long as you pay your dues, defer to Ramsey and fulfil your promises, so long as you remember that for all their wicked laughter the Fake’s do not play around when it comes to threats. When it comes to debts. If you don’t produce what you owe, if you fall behind, try to deceive or slink out of the city, you’ll quickly find yourself hosting an unwelcome visitor.

The FAHC have three key enforcers, three heavyweights who enact the majority of the crew’s dirty work. There are others, of course, some that come and go, some that have other roles, but all of Los Santos recognise these three. The guard dogs, the brawlers, the muscle; the violent core of an inherently dangerous crew, they keep order, deliver punishment, deal with any who grow more problematic than the FAHC are comfortable with.

If they merely accompany one of the others, shadow Ramsey to a meeting or the Frontman to a deal, they’ll be silent warning, visible promise; so long as everything goes to plan they are no danger, unnecessary unless they aren’t. If they come alone though, if one comes knocking all by himself, shit is about to hit the wall and nothing you do or say can stop it. There’s no telling which enforcer will show, and there is great debate surrounding which of the three is the worst, which is the one you should pray to avoid.

The Vagabond is a popular option, the obvious choice for worst of the worst; no one want’s to open the door and see that skull grinning back at them. Nobody wan’t to explain their shortcomings to the boogieman of Los Santos, to the mercenary who’s said to have no mercy, who’s said to have no restraint, whose lust for death is curbed only by the wishes of his master. Everyone’s heard the stories, everyone’s seen the aftermath; the Vagabond is not a man to be taken lightly.

But quietly, privately, some have admitted that when it comes to a shakedown, to a threat and a nasty reminder rather than an actual punishment, a visit from the Vagabond might not be the worst Ramsey has to offer. There’s something meticulous in the Vagabond, something endlessly patient; it’s an unspeakably horrifying quality in a killer, but not quite such a bad thing in an enforcer. He’s terrifying, yes, and if he actually plans on carrying through there is no escape, but in terms of deadlines and ultimatums at least he’s upfront. At least he’s clear; there are rules to interacting with the Vagabond, and so long as you abide by them you won’t attract his ire. He’ll fulfil Ramsey’s wishes to the letter but so long as you keep your head down and your nose clean that’s as far as he will go.

This is not always the case with the Fake AH Crew’s resident short fuse; Jones, Mogar, rage incarnate, the walking personification of destruction. If Jones is sent to knock some heads together there is absolutely nothing stopping him from throwing in a few broken bones for free. As loyal to the boss as the Vagabond but where the mercenary seems willing to carry out orders as requested, Jones likes to embellish on them. There is no overstating the volatile nature of the mans temper; Jones can jump from complete calm to irrevocable rage in the blink of an eye, can seem utterly reasonable one moment and irrationally furious the next.

While fully capable of unexpected bouts of tolerant patience Jones has no time for perceived idiocy, no sympathy for broken promises. He is, in a way, a man of honour and once you’ve lost his respect there’s no coming back. Even those he leaves unscathed may not escape unmarked; like a dog with a bone his disdain will follow you, a dark blot noted by all who fear his wrath. He might not have the same reputation as the Vagabond, might not swing the same flavour of danger, but stories of his temper are no less prevalent, warnings against pinging his radar no less profound. If Jones turns on you not even your gods will protect you.

Then there’s Dooley, Little J, the newest of Ramsey’s attack dogs. Based on looks alone he seems like he could be trouble, compact but visibly strong, handling his weapons with practised ease, but unlike Jones or the Vagabond Dooley always comes in smiling. Comes in with a slap to the shoulder, a friendly chat, some commiseration over the difficulties of the job. It’s easy enough, after that, to think that he’s a light touch. To think Ramsey’s newest enforcer lacks the presence of his partners, lacks their eager viciousness, to think he is easily the best of the three to have turn up at your door. Foolish.

See, for all that banter Little J is no less committed to his crew, no less judgemental of your disappointing display, no less breathtakingly ruthless. When the Vagabond brings up your failings he gets begging. When Jones sneers at your incompetence he gets excuses. When Little J asks about the complications you had, friendly and understanding and naively inexperienced, you’ll open right up. You’ll spill your fucking guts, and he’ll let you. He’ll listen and nod in all the right places, he’ll smile like you’re buddies and you’ll be so sure you’ve gotten away with it that you’ll fail to notice the way he never let go of your shoulder. The way he never stepped out of your space. You’ll keep digging your own grave right up until his hand tightens and shoves you into a wall, until he holds you there effortlessly despite your struggles, until he leans in close and explains just how badly you’ve messed up. There’s no room for excuses now, not after you’ve admitted everything, no chance to change your story; all you can do is nod, is agree, is promise and grovel and plead, say whatever it is you need to say before Dooley is satisfied. He’ll step back then, let you go and straighten your shirt, clap you on the shoulder as he turns to leave, still chattering away like nothing happened. Still smiling like you’re buddies.  

There’s great debate about which of Ramsey’s enforcers is the most intimating, which would be the worst option to find knocking at your door. Its a conversation with no resolution, an eternal loop; they argue about the worst, because god knows which of the three is the best. God knows which could be called relief, called merciful. They argue about the worst, all knowing exactly what the answer is. Knowing nothing could trump a visit from more than one, nothing could be more dangerous, more worthy of abject terror. If Ramsey sends a pair of his enforcers things are guaranteed to get nasty, things are guaranteed to get wildly unpleasant, but even two cannot compare to all three. If all three come knocking there is no escape, if all three come knocking the game is up, your run is over. It’s overkill to the extreme, the rare combination of raw threat, blinding rage and subtle menace so powerfully unnecessary it can only be a message. If the Fake’s key enforcers come knocking the very best you can hope for is to be the one chosen survivor left to spread the word.

Second Challenge Results!

Leofwena: Very Nice Quality

Boobmerta: Very Nice Quality

Berylla: Outstanding quality!

Constance: Outstanding Quality!

Maillte: Very Nice Quality

Bernadette: Very Nice Quality

Callisto: Horrifying Quality!

Geneva: Very Nice Quality!

Elimination: Callisto!

Immunity and second date: I considered doing an elimination round but I think in the name of fairness I’ll give Berylla immunity in the next elimination and Constance the second date, as she’s not had much opportunity to get to know Magnus yet.

I don’t usually read Tokyo Ghoul scanlations beside THS, but I took a look at MS today and let me say, I am impressed with the amount of mistakes. Let’s take a look at the latest Tokyo Ghoul re: scanlated chapter VS what the characters actually say, for posterity’s sake. And then I’ll go translate more of Ishida’s tweets.


ms!Furuta: Well, as an endlessly noisy person I am rather uncharacteristically afraid.

actual Furuta: My superiors won’t shut up about you. They are rather uncharacteristically afraid.


ms!Furuta: but it seems that even those in the know are drawing a blank on this one

actual Furuta: But the information seller didn’t clear things up

Okay, so he doesn’t say her name, but he clearly means Itori here. Might’ve wanted to mention this, although it’s not that big of a deal.


ms!Furuta: having people put their faith in something that doesn’t exist will make for a lot of broken hearts

actual Furuta: If people believe in something that doesn’t exist they won’t have an opportunity to be disappoin…

(Eto interrupts him here asserting that the OEK is indeed very real).


ms!Eto: mother, all those parents whose lives you stole… on their behalf, as someone stolen away by you lot, i cannot accept such hypotheticals

actual Eto: as someone who has had their mother and foster parent taken by you I can’t agree so easily.


ms!Eto: I’d be more than willing to protect that lot

actual Eto: I could at least be a hindrance to them


misc mistranslated words such as, “for old times’ sake” which should be “just in case”, “shall we begin” instead of “so it has begun”, “one hour” instead of “a week”, or failure to make Yoshitoki Commander-in-Chief instead of just an Investigation Lead.

I was looking through my old clothes and found a dress that looked suspiciously like a Scout dress, so lo and behold I had to do Earl in a dress/NV girl scout. Sorry for the horrifying quality- I think my camera has given up.