in five syllables or less

The Swan Princess Starter Sentences

theblacktohisred:

“Everything you own, everything you love, will be mine!”
“If I get lucky, I’ll get chicken pox.”
“This isn’t my idea of fun.”
“This really isn’t fair.”
“This is my idea of fun.”
“It is you I’ve been dreaming of.”
“Arrange the marriage!”
“You’re all I ever wanted. You’re beautiful.”
“Is beauty all that matters to you?”
“You should write a book – How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less.”
“It’s not what it seems!”
“Down on all fours and growl ferociously.”
“You’re being sneaky again.”
“You are I were meant to be, far longer than forever.”
“With your love I’ll never be alone.”
“Wait, I’m your friend.”
“You’re really starting to bug me.”
“Some day I’m going to boil over!”
“Just make sure you’re here tomorrow night.”
“I don’t even know where I am!”
“Save me.”
“I apologize for the way I’ve been acting.”
“Now we can kiss and make up.”
“Just a little closer. Come on, come on.”
“When there’s no escape, you have to play dead.”
“I’ve missed you so.”
“I’ll never let you out of my sight again.”
“You must go.”
“I will never be yours, you creature!”
“If you want to stop me, you’ll have to kill me.”
“Head full of pudding, that’s me.”
“If you’re not happy, I’m not happy.”
“Oh, no, it can’t be!”
“I make a vow to break all vows. A vow stronger than all the powers of the earth. Before you, and before the whole world, I make a vow of everlasting love.”
“What have I done to you?”
“Forgive me.”
“No need to shout.”
“Oh please. Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease.”
“I love you. Your kindness and courage. I always have.”
“Will you love me? Till the day I die?”