The fight against Net Neutrality is all a distraction to make us forget about “best stuff first”
Think about it. Tumblr is owned by Altaba (formerly Yahoo!) which is owned by Verizon, and Verizon is against NN. But then we have Staff telling us to fight for NN, despite it not being in the best interest of the parent company. What if all along it’s Verizon’s plan to then pay these senators to fight for NN and then all is well and then either we forget about “best stuff first” or staff is like “see it could’ve been way worse.”
In conclusion: there were in fact two shooters in the Kennedy assassination, but one did not fire at Kennedy, and instead he accidentally shot it up at the moon, where the bullet orbited for 48 years and then was inexplicably slung back to Earth, where it fell into the Middle East and penetrated Osama Bin Laden’s skull, killing him instantly.
This theory is shit.