Plot point for DA4: the key to the latest earth-shattering crisis lies within dwarven thaigs. Luckily the heroes have Morrigan to bring along because she is also apparently an expert in dwarven lore. She does such a good job they make her the first ever human Paragon. Meanwhile all the dwarf characters that could’ve easily been brought back to naturally fill that role are out of the picture with no explanation. They’re not iconic enough or the writers don’t like them. Wow.
I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY UPSET AT ALL THE JOKES or just playing along so just in case have a cute HC: what if when Vivi and Lewis are spooning and Lewis is the big spoon, Vivi has the hand of the arm that's resting under her, rest under her head so she's basically using it as a pillow