in case you are an idiot

anonymous asked:

lawyerlarrie is an idiot. since UK is part of EU, IF there ever hypothetically was a court case because of closeting, it would probably end up in the European Court of Human Rights in Strassbourg anyway. but knowing this would actually require from lawyerlarrie a university level legal knowledge of human rights (which she obviously doesn't have, since she's getting all her info from first page of google results). you know the saying: you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

Family Values. (12)

“Are you crazy?” Will questioned, dropping her nearly impossible patient file on the case. “You’re not an idiot, obviously seeing as you’re the top neurosurgeon in the country, so why are you trying to operate on the man’s brain stem? He literally snapped his neck in a car crash, is paralyzed and you think you can fix him?”

“Will, the damage is more like his nerves getting mixed up. Like when you plug the red wire into the TV instead of the yellow so you hear noise but have a blank screen.”

“I’m a doctor too, you don’t have to dumb it down for me.”

“I wasn’t dumbing it down for you,” She motioned to Jay in the corner of her office.

“Oh wow, thanks. I appreciate.” Jay rolled his eyes, pushing himself off the wall and walking around her. His hands kneaded softly into her shoulders, voice less abrasive then Will’s who’d always been a bit dramatic. “We’re just worried about you. You have a flawless record and now you want to try an near impossible surgery that you either succeed at and he walks or you fail at and he dies.”

“You think I’m worried about my record?”

“No, but we’re worried about what it will do to you if you don’t succeed.” Will sighed, slumping into the chair opposite her desk. She copied his sigh, one hand reaching up to grasp Jay’s and the other out for Will. They both tangled their fingers with hers.

“I appreciate you guys, I do but I want to do something meaningful, you know? People don’t have to remember it after I’m gone, but I just wanna know that I did good. I want to know I took the risks no other surgeon would, as long as I think it will help my patient. He knows the risks, as do I, and we both agree that it’s worth a shot. If I don’t succeed, I will be devastated for a little while but if I don’t try? That’s me not doing my job, not following the oath I took as a surgeon to do what I have to, to save my patient.”

“You’re as close to perfect as surgeon’s get.” Will admired, “And we love you. So if this is something you have to do, then we have your back. We just wanted to check in, see if this was something you truly wanted to do.”

“It’s something I have to do.” They both shared a look, nodding solemnly. They had both been there in their careers, in their lives and understood better than anyone wanting to do something right in the world. She was just being extra with it, as per usual.

“You’re an amazing woman, you know that?”

“No, nuh uh. Nah. Don’t,” Jay denied, groaning as he pulled her head to rest on his stomach in the weirdest hug. “She is a baby, the small little girl who used to cry when a butterfly got stuck in a spider web not a woman Will, shut your mouth.”

They all laughed, hands still intertwined and love filling the room as any nerves about the surgery drifted away with their inside jokes. They were a surgeon, a ER doctor, and a detective. All completely different, yet exactly the same because they were more than their profession, or their titles in that moment. They were family.

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The signs as comebacks/insults

Aries : Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied.

Taurus : You only annoy me when you’re breathing, really.

Gemini : Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.

Cancer: Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in awhile, but you really abuse the privilege.

Leo : Sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

Virgo: Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

Libra : Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?

Scorpio : Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d gotten enough oxygen at birth?

Sagittarius : Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?

Capricorn : There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.

Aquarius: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.

Pisces : Some day you’ll go far—and I really hope you stay there.

Friendly reminder: This is what Trump thinks of Autistic people

“I’ll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it’s a brat who hasn’t been told to cut the act out. That’s what autism is. What do you mean they scream and they’re silent? They don’t have a father around to tell them, ‘Don’t act like a moron. You’ll get nowhere in life. Stop acting like a putz. Straighten up. Act like a man. Don’t sit there crying and screaming, idiot.” 

— Mike Savage, Trump’s appointment to head the NIH

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Why did I became a super popular meme in US presidential campaign?
1) I live and work in Belgium.
2) I work in my own tattoo shop.
3) I don’t give a flying fuck about US politics.
4) In the case I’d had to express an opinion, I’d say that Donald Trump is a nazi

… so, I have a job, Trump is indeed a racist, and the media that support his campaign all lie.

AND if you’re a US citizen, are poor or middleclass, you need to be a fucking idiot to believe that a billionaire will solve your problems. Billionaires will never solve your problems, they ARE the problem.

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– Rouslan Toumaniantz

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And… um…. when was the last time you sacrificed anything for anyone, Mr Nygma? (apart from when you jumped in front of an angry Butch to protect Oswald of course…)

                                  I don’t know if this was a case of writer forgetfulness, or Ed being an idiot.

Do you ever remember that Gansey and Ronan RAN to make it to Adam’s court case in time

Do you ever wonder how that went down. Like, do you think they were sitting in second period, both of them putting together that Adam wasn’t there, and both of them panic for a moment before remembering that Adam has moved away from home and it isn’t for the same reason it used to be

And then Gansey uses his Gansey Charm Power to get the office staff to tell him why Adam called out

And then they look at each other and don’t say a word and just RUSH to the courthouse, Gansey ignoring the speed limit for once in his life and them running up staircases trying to find the right courtroom (holy shit there are so MANY why are there so many)

And Ronan fucking ties his tie right because this is Adam and this is Important

And Adam might think he is unknowable but they know him better than he knows himself

Do you ever cry

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“Last night one million called for the Korean president to step down over allegations of her being a cult puppet. Perfect order. No looting. https://t.co/wwpmGIZIcz”

In case you’ve forgotten about the protests happening in South Korea, they’re still going. In fact, they are bigger than every single protest happening in America right now, combined… And they are one-hundred percent peaceful. No looting. No flag burning. No idiots running through parking lots smashing random cars. No people being attacked and beaten nearly to death.

These people have a legitimate grievance, and it’s a huge one. They found out and even had their President admit, that their government was more or less a puppet to a hidden cabal of wealthy elites and that they have been working against the interests of the public. This is a nightmare scenario for any democratic society.

So what did the Korean people do? They didn’t burn down their cities or attack their own citizens. They didn’t call for someone to assassinate the President. They marched peacefully and called for their President to step down.

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starting on some lord of the files for my lit classes next year📓☕️🌿

quick tips for lit students

1. print the PDF of your lit;
I don’t know how many of you guys already do this and I’m just the idiot who never figured it out (which is probably the case) but PDFs are so helpful.
I’ve been trying to squeeze in all my notes in class into the tiny spaces of my lit books for the past 2 years; writing on the PDF is just so much easier.

2. Look for teacher’s guides online!
yes it does sound a little like cheating; but this is one of the best things I’ve discovered so far. the themes that your Teachers will be most likely exploring would be in those guides, so try your best to follow them as closely as possible.

hoped that helped-even just a little!
-ash

After the whole Mary and baby debacle is over

John moves back to baker street and they’d eat breakfast together again and go out aon cases together again and have post-case dinner at angelo’s together again.

One time though, they had gone on a case which ended up with Sherlock getting some cuts and injuries on his face. So once they got home, John was addressing Sherlock’s wounds, john’s finger carefully touching sherlock’s cheekbones, cleaning the wound.

“You could’ve died, you idiot.”
“But I didn’t, I didn’t even get any serious injuries, the suspect missed my neck and cut my cheeks. It’s just a superficial wound, John.”
“Yes but you COULD have died. What if he didn’t miss? What if you didn’t dodge fast enough?!”

Sherlock kept quiet at that. Feeling the touch of John’s fingers carefully touching his wounded cheeks.

John was focused, eyes peering with attentiveness, moving closer into Sherlock’s space as he moved on to the next wound – a deeper cut.

Sherlock could feel his heart starting to race. Their faces were so close. He could feel the puffed air of John’s breath on his lips.

Sherlock closed his eyes and leaned into John’s lips. It wasn’t a sloppy wet kiss, neither was it a chaste one. Sherlock parted his mouth slightly, his tongue breaching into John’s mouth as he teased and lapped and tasted John.

The next thing he knew were John’s hands on his chest pushing him away in a violent shove.

“What the FUCK are you doing Sherlock?!”

Sherlock’s eyes widened in shock.

“I–” he tried to reply before John cuts in once again.

“God– that’s DISGUSTING!”

Sherlock was left speechless. His mouth agape. He tried to say something. Anything. But nothing came out.

“I’m s…sorry John…. I…”

He stood up abruptly, and dashed towards the door, grabbing his coat along the way and headed out, not daring to look back at John.

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Sassy comebacks: Yoo Kihyun edition

did I say sassy? I mean savage.

“If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.”

“I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one.”

“I could say nice things about you, but I would rather tell the truth.”

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

“Your mother should have thrown you away and kept the stork.”

“I know I’m talking like an idiot. I have to, otherwise you wouldn’t understand what I’m saying.”

“You must have me confused with someone who cares.”

“I really wish your mouth had a snooze button.”

“There’s no point in trying to make you understand as you are incapable of it.”

and my personal favorite:

“Earth is full. Go home.”

(PART II)

CP Bachelor AU: part 2

part 1

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“Hey,” Nicaise says. “The idiot is kicking up a fuss. You need to come deal with it.”

Laurent looks away from the bank of screens where he’s been playing around with footage from the previous day. They’ve got almost a full minute’s worth of Kashel’s boob nearly slipping out of her halter dress; Laurent knows what he’s doing when it comes to cutting together soft-core wardrobe malfunctions, but he’ll still get someone more heterosexual to look it over later.

“Which–” he starts, but Nicaise is already adding, “The main idiot. Your precious bachelor.”

“What is there to fuss about? He watches the games, he makes cute faces when they bring him the stuffed animals they won, and he goes on a group dinner date with the winning team. End of story.”

Nicaise says, “Yeah, whatever. He’s being difficult.”

Anyone else taking this snippy tone with Laurent would have been kicked to the curb without a reference by now, but Nicaise doesn’t really have any other tones, and he and Laurent know each other well enough that Laurent allows it. Laurent allows a lot of things where Nicaise is concerned.

He still says, “What, you can’t handle one petulant millionaire?”

Nicaise juts out his lip. “I tried,” he says. “He keeps going on about perpetuating stereotypes and biphobia.”

“Jesus fucking Christ,” says Laurent, snatches up his coffee cup, and storms out of the tent.

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Requested by anon:  ill you write a sherlock x reader where they are making out and mycroft catches them but sherlock doesnt care and keeps kissing and starts getting handsy?

Pairing: Sherlock x reader

Word count: 560

Warnings: Sherlock getting handsy in front of Mycroft.

A/N: Short one, but I loved it. Hope you do too…

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Originally posted by sere221

(Y/N) was sitting on the table, with her arms around Sherlock’s shoulders and her legs framing his hips. The consultant detective was kissing her; small pecks at a time, almost shyly, as she giggled at every idiotic joke he invented along the way. It was one of those moments of intimacy that they actually enjoyed.

John was with Mary, Mrs. Hudson was out at the market and the past case had just been solved which meant a day off for the couple. Or so they thought; Mycroft entered 221B without even knocking – and if he did, neither Sherlock nor (Y/N) heard him – ready to give his brother a brand new case.

Sherlock had started deepening the kisses just when Mycroft stepped on the flat. He walked confidently towards the kitchen – aka the source of the sound of (Y/N)’s giggles – and cleared his throat to announce his arrival.

“Brother mine, (Y/N).” He cheered. (Y/N) tried to look at him but Sherlock pulled her face back to him. Mycroft cleared his throat once more. “Brother.” He insisted.

“I’m busy, Mycroft.” Sherlock replied between kisses. (Y/N) tried to move away, she was a bit shy in front of her brother-in-law, but Sherlock kept her still.

“And I’ve got a case for you.” Mycroft replied with a heavy sigh.

“Leave it on my desk, I’ll check it later.” Sherlock mutter nonchalantly and continued his snogging session with (Y/N).

“This is life or death, Sherlock.” The consultant detective groaned angrily but refused to look at him brother.

Instead, Sherlock’s hands travelled directly to (Y/N)’s arse. “Sherlock!” She squealed, making Sherlock smirk mischievously.

“Mycroft, I would recommend you to leave before she starts shouting blasphemies.” Sherlock clicked his tongue, granting one look to his brother before continuing his plan. He touched her breasts, and her hips, and her arse once more. (Y/N) tried to pull away at first, but then Sherlock begged her to play along and so she stopped.

“Brother, please.” Mycroft begged angrily.

“Leave.” Sherlock commanded. (Y/N) managed to give Mycroft an apologetic glance before he finally decided to obey.

“Ever since you got a girlfriend…” He started, giving his back to Sherlock.

“Don’t dare to finish that sentence.” Sherlock threatened as he stopped touching her.

“I was going to say something good.” Mycroft mocked him, “Nice to see you, (Y/N).” Mycroft started walking out, “and brother…”

“What?” Sherlock rolled his eyes.

“Use protection, we don’t want you to have a child while you’re still being a baby.” And with that said, Mycroft left.

Sherlock groaned angrily but got calmed down by (Y/N) rubbing his shoulders as comfort. “He’s just trying to get you back for our little show…” She whispered.

“He’s jealous because my girlfriend isn’t a plate of food that disappears two seconds after I watch it.” Sherlock hissed. (Y/N) had to agree with Mycroft, Sherlock could be a baby at times.

“Yes and that girlfriend is right in front of you and will disappear if you don’t pay attention to her.” (Y/N) said softly. Sherlock smiled lovingly and looked at her once more. “Where were we?” She inquired flirtingly.

Sherlock went back to the small pecks from the beginning. There was no hurry, no one chasing after them, no one threatening their lives. Just the two of them, enjoying a few seconds of peace in the best way they could: together.


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Freddy’s doing that thing you do when someone asks you about your crush tho??

friend: so, did you talk to him today?
you: i don’t know who you mean *innocent face*
friend: that guy from work you have a crush on!
you: haha maybe ;) 

Ereri Hate

SO! I have been made aware that recently, my ship’s tag has been spammed with a bunch of immature idiots who have nothing better to do with their lives, therefore will go troll on other people and be assholes for the best of it. 

BUT!! I just think they may be feeling a little under the weather. What do you guys think? ;) 

In this case, why don’t we give them a little something to cheer them up eh? HERE WE GO

Some kissing

Some more kissing

Just a liiiiiiiitle more

Just an EENSY WEENSY MORE 

We can’t forget the cuddles now, can we?

No. No we most certainly cannot. 

How could we?

Aw come on, one more for extra measure.

AND LASTLY, THE MOST IMPORTANT PART. A nice, good, hicky. After all, what’s a relationship without one? :3

Feeling better now? :D

anonymous asked:

It amazes me how haters act like Kylo Ren is an incompetent villain when canon shows that isn't the case. At the beginning of TFA, his attack on Lor San Tekka's followers was brutal and efficient, a perfect example of why he's Snoke's Number One enforcer. It's only after he meets Rey that he starts slipping. His fascination with her blinds him and he turns into a crazy idiot in love. This is a guy who clearly knows what he's doing until it involves this mysterious girl. That's a love story.

Haha, yes. That’s one of the things I like the most about Reylo - when you watch TFA with that reading in mind, it basically becomes the story of how Kylo Ren falls from badass FO enforcer to besotted human disaster. It makes me sad that this remains a niche reading, tbh - I really think it would make it clearer to people why Kylo becomes less and less intimidating and incompetent as the film progresses. When I see people making that point, I always feel like shouting “THAT’S THE POINT!”

Over the past few months, we’ve been given the gift of numerous trailers for The Lego Batman Movie. Just in case you decided to skip the year 2014, the gist of it is this: The Lego Movie was tremendously popular, partly due to the fact that it had a killer soundtrack, and also partly due to Chief Secretary of Hilarity Will Arnett’s voice acting of Lego Batman. Combining “blustering idiot” with “deteriorating rock star,” Arnett primed us for a spinoff movie from his first piece of dialogue. And since money exists, we’re getting that spinoff.

It also means that we’re finally getting a Batman movie that’s free to be, well, fun.

Now, at this point, saying that your favorite superhero is Batman is like saying that your favorite coffee is Starbucks and your favorite holiday was high-school prom. It seems almost innocent to do so. Of course he’s your favorite. Considering that most mainstream superhero entertainment is focused on him, it’s hard for a lot of people to have any other favorite. And when snobbish fans hear that he’s your favorite, they react in the same way that the one kid who’d been to Europe before college reacted when he heard that you’d never left the Southeast. “Oh, Batman? He’s okay, I guess. But have you ever had … BOOSTER GOLD?”

And if Batman is your favorite and all you’ve seen are his movies, that’s cool. I’m not going to invent a problem by telling you that you’re a piece of shit because you’re within driving distance of a theater. But people who have deemed Batman their Bat Lord and Bat Savior, like me, have often done it because of the well-kept secret that Batman kicks a lot of ass in his non-movie ventures as well. My personal favorite incarnation is Batman: The Animated Series, which did a great job of balancing gritty crime stories with bare-chested sword fights against immortal eco-terrorists.

‘Lego Batman’ May Be The Most Pure 'Batman’ Ever