in case i dk whats up here

SVT as More Things My Friends Have Said/Done
  • Joshua: "I've been crying uncontrollably and I have cramps. I must be craving something sweet" *violently eyes my cupcake* "Put that shit down and no one gets hurt."
  • Jeonghan: "LOOK AT WHAT THIS BITCH ASS HAIR DRESSER DID!" "What?" "BRUH SHE CUT OFF MORE THAN HALF MY HAIR BITCH LOST HER TIP JFC"
  • Wonwoo: "I don't get it, you call me cute but you also say I'm 'dark'?" "Nothing." "Ha, nothing get it, just like me because life is nothing also like our existence" "..." "OH! OKAY YEAH NOW I See it."
  • Mingyu: "I never noticed how short you all are" ..... "JFC CAN YOU GUYS LIKE DRINK YOUR MILK AND GROW ALREADY I'M SICK OF REACHING THE TOP SHELF FOR SHIT YOU ALL NEED"
  • S.coups: "Okay guys, since I'm clearly the leader of this squad, I say we go out for lunch" "Wait who made you the leader?" "I did, you'd be dead if it weren't for me"
  • Woozi: "MR.ESPINOZA GETS ON MY DAMN NERVES HOW CAN A MUSIC TEACHER BE SUCH AN ASSH- Good morning Sir"
  • Dino: "Can we listen to Michael Jackson for a bit now?" "No" "no? I PUT UP WITH YOUR SHITTY MUSIC SO LET ME LISTEN TO THE KING PLEASE"
  • Seungkwan: "Okay Sang, you know I love you right?" "Oh god what did you do?" "Nothing to big I just kinda, SET YOU UP WITH YOUR CRUSH" "WHAT?!! WHY OMFG" "BITCH THANK ME, IF IT WASN'T FOR ME YOUR ASS WOULD DIE ALONE"
  • DK: *tries to tickle me* "Dont. You. Dare." *sits quietly*
  • Junhui: *everyone playing most likely* "Most likely to get married first" *the only one who points to himself* "What were you guys expecting I'm hot AF"
  • Minghao: "Hey can I borrow a pen?" "I don't think you want a pen from me" "Why? wtf just give him one" "Fine" "But I hope you guys know there's a knife attached to the other side.."
  • Vernon: "I think I;m gonna sign up for the talent show guys" "Do you really think people want to hear you rap about rain?" "Fuck. In that case, I'LL HAVE TO RAP THIS" *clears throat* "TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE FUCKIN' STAR, OH, YO', HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU IS"
  • Hoshi: "*Nae Naes way too hard causing "woozi" to drop his food tray* *jazz hands running away* "GET BACK HERE I WILL SHOVE MY FLUTE UP YOUR ASS AS WELL"
  • Side note: I decided to open submissions and asks again so.. stop by Ig?