in bird form

Okay, okay; so I’m sure this has been done before somewhere, but I haven’t actually seen anyone talk about this, so I’m just going to make my statement…

Think about the entire BatB gang as they try to get used to being enchanted objects…

And imagine Lumiére’s reaction to seeing Plumette for the first time. She’s probably so self-conscious about her new bird-form and doesn’t want anyone to see her until she becomes comfortable with herself (if ever), but Lumiére is so in awe of her that he doesn’t see a bird or a feather duster; he just sees his amor.

(If anyone wants this story, perhaps I’ll write it…Just say the word!) 😄

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Allura’s Moving Castle AU

1. why? 2. why not! 3. asadahsdklsasdf

I have been invaded by Starlings today, and it resulted in a TON of pictures. This is a glimpse. I never knew a bird tongue could look like this. It is like there is a middle “beak layer”. I present to you - a Starling Tongue. Can an ornithologist confirm that this what it is supposed to look like and it is not like the Starling has a piece of his tongue frozen or something?

In Which Raven Comes Back and Yang gives her a shot...
  • Raven: Yang, I'm glad you're here. Some business came up I gotta handle. So we're gonna have to put our trip on hold. You understand?
  • Yang: -Obviously disappointed.- Yeah, that's cool.
  • Raven: Just for a couple of weeks.
  • Yang: I understand.
  • Raven: Maybe a little longer.
  • Yang: Yeah, whatever. Whatever.
  • Raven: Look, I'll call you next week and we'll iron out the details. Okay?
  • Yang: Yeah, yeah.
  • Raven: ...It was great seeing you, my daughter.
  • Yang: You too, Raven.
  • Raven: ...Yeah.
  • Yang: Yeah.
  • Qrow: -In the background leaning against the wall.- I'm sorry, Yang.
  • Yang: Actually, this works out better for me. The guys this summer come to class wearing next to nothing.
  • Qrow: Yang, it's all right to be angry.
  • Yang: Hey, why should I be mad? At least she said goodbye this time. I just wish I hadn't wasted my money buying this /stupid/ present.
  • Qrow: I'm sorry. If there was something that I--
  • Yang: You know what, you ain't got to do nothing, Uncle Qrow. It ain't like I'm still 5 years old. Ain't like I'll be sitting up every night asking my dad: "When's Mommy coming home?" Who needs her? She wasn't there to teach me how to throw my first punch, but I learned, didn't I? And I got pretty damn good at it too.
  • Qrow: Yeah.
  • Yang: Got through my first date without her. I learned how to drive. I learned how to shave. How to fight. I had 17 great birthdays without her! She never even sent me a damn card..!! To hell with her! I didn't need her then and I don't need her now.
  • Qrow: Yang..--
  • Yang: You know what, Uncle Qrow? I'm gonna get through Beacon Academy without her. I'll get a great job without her. I'll marry a wonderful guy, have a bunch of kids and be a better mother than she ever was. I don't need her for that, because there ain't a thing she could ever teach me about how to love my kids!!!
  • Yang: ....How come she don't want me, man?
  • Qrow: ... -Just embraces his niece tightly.-

honestly i hate truscum. so many of them are just cis people who dont know anything about being transgender and the trans people who are truscum i guess just dont???? know/????? whats going on??????

like…. being trans doesnt need to revolve around being in pain and hating your body or your form. tbh truscum ideology feels like a strange kind of internalized transphobia. i mean u aint gotta love your body but u aint gotta hate your body to be trans either.

Raven: You are a disgrace.

Qrow: …-snuggles down into Summer’s hood-

Best part of being a bird and having a partner/friend/girlfriend who constantly wears hoods…you get to sleep in them.

I don’t know. I just thought of this and needed to draw it. 

Even before they started secretly dating, and especially after, Qrow enjoyed taking a warm, cozy nap in Summer’s hood. She was always a rather quiet girl, and along with her warmth, pleasant yet subtle scent, and soothing voice when she did speak, he was lulled right off to sleep. Nothing was safer and more comfortable for a mid day nap than her hood…unless her lap under a shaded tree was available.

Summer LOVED IT didn’t mind. Her cute partner (then boyfriend) snuggled up in bird form inside her hood? Yeah, she couldn’t resist that.

anonymous asked:

Ive been thinking about the moving castle au all day dude. Have you thought about the other characters at all?? cus Maru could totally fit dave and like, caliborn as the witch of the waste or something?? i am so for this you have no idea

every shitty AU i have thrown onto my garbage dump of a blog, i have thought a lot about, dear anon

the most important one is obvs hal full name halcifer. that’s the idea that kinda started this whole thing actually because he’s this demon tied to dirk/howl but he’s trapped by him in one location so all he can do is sass and eat egg shells and something something soul splinters

but in brief:

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